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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've often wondered what the percentage of fish semen is in the water I'm brewing with my lapsang souchong.... what kind of odd shit perplexes you, quizlings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it .

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

What about if you cum in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if you cum in it "

Or even poo in it ...i can safely say wasnt me ....but the pool gets emptied and they remove the offending item ...dont know what happens after as didnt stay to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at butlins once and they had to evacuated the pool as a little lad did a poo in the pool. The attendant had to go in with a fishing net x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I bet he had a shit day after that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

do you take your water from the local lake then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you take your water from the local lake then?"

The water board does, although they call it a reservoir. The angling club call it home.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"do you take your water from the local lake then?

The water board does, although they call it a reservoir. The angling club call it home."

presumably the water board do lots of fandangled things to said water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you take your water from the local lake then?

The water board does, although they call it a reservoir. The angling club call it home.

presumably the water board do lots of fandangled things to said water?"

Any Cult fans can now sing along to "(fish)cum removal machine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't take piss out of our water...but god i wish someone would

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it . "

It doesn't. Sorry. Just an urban legend. Be pretty cool if it did though. And a blaring alarm went off with a huge voice going "ATTENTION. WILL THE GUY IN THE GREEN TRUNKS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PISSING IN THE POOL. IT'S DISGUSTING, UNHYGIENIC AND HE HAS A TINY WILLY. FUCK SAKE"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What about if you cum in it "

Seawater doesn't change colour if you do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I was thinking about people who travel and put their cases on the bed to unpack. The cases have been in an airplane hold and handled and could be full of germs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I was thinking about people who travel and put their cases on the bed to unpack. The cases have been in an airplane hold and handled and could be full of germs "

OMG!!! Somebody call da police. Isn't anybody thinking of the children?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Today I was thinking about men and their bodies

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Today I was thinking about people who travel and put their cases on the bed to unpack. The cases have been in an airplane hold and handled and could be full of germs "

It's worse when people put their shoes on the bed....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it . "

Not when I was in charge of the pool I worked at.

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it .

It doesn't. Sorry. Just an urban legend. Be pretty cool if it did though. And a blaring alarm went off with a huge voice going "ATTENTION. WILL THE GUY IN THE GREEN TRUNKS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PISSING IN THE POOL. IT'S DISGUSTING, UNHYGIENIC AND HE HAS A TINY WILLY. FUCK SAKE""

It definitely changes colour if you shit in it.

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