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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Peas.... not had peas for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After they make bubble wrap, what do they ship it in?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think it's nearly lunch time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

wonder why the woman up the road from me never takes her baseball cap off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I like horny people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the wham in the whamalamadingdong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the wham in the whamalamadingdong

it wasnt me but i'm always willing to give it a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did you just try singing the two songs above?"

i didnt.

i was to busy looking at ya boobs

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

if god came to visit.

would you have to give him,

tea and biscuits hmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did you just try singing the two songs above?"

damm, guilty. i did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if god came to visit.

would you have to give him,

tea and biscuits hmmm.

Thats me fooked then...

I have neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

How long was it since I was out with Mick, must be about 6 months.

Must remember to Google moon cheese.

The 70's had much better shapes in clouds. I once saw Bruce Forsyth in a cloud, great big cloudy chin chin hehehe.

I haven't had my lunch time wank.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"if god came to visit.

would you have to give him,

tea and biscuits hmmm.

Thats me fooked then...

I have neither

lol

i think you'll be safe peaches.

he'll probably try to avoid the

mentally insane .

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy

is that the one with the dodgy shoulder who sits in his bath all day

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Are dwarves really dwarves or are we just giants...

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No fags left .... do I get dressed and go to the shop or use the electric ciggie?

Why does thia green chicken soup take 5 minutes on the hob and 7.5 fecking minutes in the microwave!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If I put an up-side down glass bowl on top of a saucer filled with water it would probably make a great Centre Parcs for ants. Maybe point the sprinkler at it to simulate the constant rain.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i tried the electric ciggy's polo,they'r ok in the house,

but it's a b******,finding a socket when you'r out.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"If I put an up-side down glass bowl on top of a saucer filled with water it would probably make a great Centre Parcs for ants. Maybe point the sprinkler at it to simulate the constant rain."

Maybe some bonsai trees for a forest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been up the garden centre and bought killer.....how does it know which are s 'cos I don't?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Just been up the garden centre and bought killer.....how does it know which are s 'cos I don't? "

It's green based. It only kills dark green things, light green things are safe.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I may have to get dressed and go to the co-op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

banoffee pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wild strawberry and clotted cream milkshake mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they say,there are more questions,than answers.

just dont ask so many questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmm sunny delight the drink obiviusly

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I shouldn't... I shouldn't... I really really really know I shouldn't but I am and I know I shouldn't be.

I am bad, it's wrong and I know I shouldn't but still HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I guess I must believe in Karma….. I am here to redress the balance by being bad… to make up for all the good things I do in real life

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I guess I must believe in Karma….. I am here to redress the balance by being bad… to make up for all the good things I do in real life

By the way why your at the co op can you do my shopping for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just did mine in waitrose as i couldnt be arsed to go shopping x

online shop and came under 80.00

pretty good for a weekly shop sainsburys cost me 100 lol

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I guess I must believe in Karma….. I am here to redress the balance by being bad… to make up for all the good things I do in real life

By the way why your at the co op can you do my shopping for me please

No one does their shopping at the co-op... it's there for fags, single bottles of WKD, Rizzzzzzzzzzzzla and for nicking chocolate

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I guess I must believe in Karma….. I am here to redress the balance by being bad… to make up for all the good things I do in real life

By the way why your at the co op can you do my shopping for me please

No one does their shopping at the co-op... it's there for fags, single bottles of WKD, Rizzzzzzzzzzzzla and for nicking chocolate

so its you on crimewatch and crimestoppers there looking for cadburys have a reward for information

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Feck off don't be a spazzzz! I send the kids in to do the nicking you spanner.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My Mum used to say to me sometimes at the dinner table 'Funky Junior your eyes are bigger than your belly!!!'

She is full of shit! I can easily eat 9 maybe 10 eyes and still have room for pud.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Feck off don't be a spazzzz! I send the kids in to do the nicking you spanner."

so your the fagin of leicster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it when the sun comes out I get a thirst for a beer. Mmmm shall I take the kids to the beer garden for their tea.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Feck off don't be a spazzzz! I send the kids in to do the nicking you spanner.

so your the fagin of leicster

Are you feckin' chupid!... I need to get fags from the co-op... so no I don't have a FAG IN!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Feck off don't be a spazzzz! I send the kids in to do the nicking you spanner.

so your the fagin of leicster

Urchin: 'Ere these sausages are mouldy Polo!'

Polo: 'Shaddap and drink yer gin!'

Quote from the original Dickens manuscript.

True story.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"just did mine in waitrose as i couldnt be arsed to go shopping x

online shop and came under 80.00

pretty good for a weekly shop sainsburys cost me 100 lol"

well if you went on one my long shopping experditions around brum last sat went only out for an hour some how ended up in west brom 5 hours later back home at 7 think i missed my stop

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Chocolate Strawberries are not the only fruit.....

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Feck off don't be a spazzzz! I send the kids in to do the nicking you spanner.

so your the fagin of leicster

Urchin: 'Ere these sausages are mouldy Polo!'

Polo: 'Shaddap and drink yer gin!'

Quote from the original Dickens manuscript.

True story.

Now sing me "I'd do anything for you do anything ... anything for you" and wipe your nose on your sleeve a lot.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Now sing me "I'd do anything for you do anything ... anything for you" and wipe your nose on your sleeve a lot."

Let's take this to PM Nancy xxx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WoooHoooooo!

Cue the Pointer Sisters .....

Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen

Tonight we'll put all other things aside ....... I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That's it... the weekend starts right now.... well it actuallt started when I went to make the soup... but it's official now it's after 5pm.

I have a Grand National Party tomorrow which is planned to finish sometime on Sunday (the party not the race)... and a welcome visitor this evening.

Great weather for Saturday... so looks like the BBQ will be out as well.

FUCKING ACE!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"That's it... the weekend starts right now.... well it actuallt started when I went to make the soup... but it's official now it's after 5pm.

I have a Grand National Party tomorrow which is planned to finish sometime on Sunday (the party not the race)... and a welcome visitor this evening.

Great weather for Saturday... so looks like the BBQ will be out as well.

FUCKING ACE!"

I might stay on for the BBQ and have me a few bangers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horse walks into a bar...

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Nice one

I'll handle getting the meat ready... but it's bring your own buns... and it looks like your already packin'

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

mmm ice cold beer would be nice now

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"mmm ice cold beer would be nice now "

just put my apple and pear cider in the frezzer for later mmmmm

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just had some weetabix xx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime. "

Nearly 200,000 glasses of milk are taken from a cow in her lifetime.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

I wish i was a pig..

according to scientists, a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If two and a half glasses of milk go into every half pound bar of Cadbury's chocolate how many quater pound bars could you make if you take one eigth of the milk you could get from three cows in their life time.

Assume all cows live for the same length of time - that CJD has not caused them to wobble and die early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish i was a pig..

according to scientists, a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Looks like you've been asking things of fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

rectum???? damn near killed um.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

Blimey some folks class that as fun now lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy would call em wussy ...... she's a wasabi woman x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they say,in life,you dont always get what you want.

sometimes you have to settle for second best,or worse.

now bearing this in mind.

do any of you laydeez,fancy a shag.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Why is it birds are all different shapes and sizes just a random thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do people who u say no to think no means a maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it birds are all different shapes and sizes just a random thought

I've seen funny shaped blokes

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"why do people who u say no to think no means a maybe

Its the way you say no in some peeps eyes no could mean yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just block now easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm...looking out into the garden. I wonder if the garden will itself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...looking out into the garden. I wonder if the garden will itself?

if it does i want the secret

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"i just block now easier "

like a lot of peeps on here i dont i have message filters for that keeps the bi guys away from my door who are pain at time

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hmmm...looking out into the garden. I wonder if the garden will itself?

and you have not got any willing helpers im sure you could theres an idea for you sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just block now easier

like a lot of peeps on here i dont i have message filters for that keeps the bi guys away from my door who are pain at time

"
#

my message filters are set up

at the moment im getting messages from 55 years of age plus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run out of teabags :o(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"i just block now easier

like a lot of peeps on here i dont i have message filters for that keeps the bi guys away from my door who are pain at time

my message filters are set up

at the moment im getting messages from 55 years of age plus lol

ive got to say thanks to fab for the tv/ts filter nice guys but not for me thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just block now easier

like a lot of peeps on here i dont i have message filters for that keeps the bi guys away from my door who are pain at time

my message filters are set up

at the moment im getting messages from 55 years of age plus lol

ive got to say thanks to fab for the tv/ts filter nice guys but not for me thankyou "

i speak to a few and help a few out x

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why is it birds are all different shapes and sizes just a random thought

I've seen funny shaped blokes "

That would be funny dont think many would fit on my bird table its be very busy the last cpl hours blue tits green finchs and mr robin building his nest in the ivy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

Sitting rocking and drooling...i'm slipping into a coma..cant turn it off...heeelllppp..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

Sitting rocking and drooling...i'm slipping into a coma..cant turn it off...heeelllppp..

who u dribbling over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

Sitting rocking and drooling...i'm slipping into a coma..cant turn it off...heeelllppp..

who u dribbling over?"

Mr Darcy the pig...Its ok "Glee" is on in a minute and I can start singing...

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

Sitting rocking and drooling...i'm slipping into a coma..cant turn it off...heeelllppp..

Going to have to have look see what this Essex things all about saying that teles not my thing at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

Sitting rocking and drooling...i'm slipping into a coma..cant turn it off...heeelllppp..

Going to have to have look see what this Essex things all about saying that teles not my thing at the mo

ITV 2...careful..its kinda a celebration of the moronic..its brill..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like gleee

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am uber happy today and I'm still in bed! Result!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why am I watching "The only way is Essex" omnibus..ffs..!!!

and u admit it

Sitting rocking and drooling...i'm slipping into a coma..cant turn it off...heeelllppp..

Going to have to have look see what this Essex things all about saying that teles not my thing at the mo

ITV 2...careful..its kinda a celebration of the moronic..its brill..!!!!

so its a uk version of The hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of a wood, a piggy wigg stood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once in a finesse of fiddles ....I found ectasy....

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"At the end of a wood, a piggy wigg stood."

did someone say something about a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! Dreams come true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need some good hard sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lonesome pixalted passions ...and perspective arbiters of mirthful joy ...

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"i need some good hard sex

dont we all

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why is it birds are all different shapes and sizes just a random thought

I've seen funny shaped blokes

That would be funny dont think many would fit on my bird table its be very busy the last cpl hours blue tits green finchs and mr robin building his nest in the ivy

update its a nest and there feeding there chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and i cant be arsed to put a meet listing up lol

i think the weathers making me feel lazy

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

arent spur of the moments meets the best there over before they have begun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah thats what im thinking

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"yeah thats what im thinking

well thinking and reality of doing these types of meets is completely different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah

but noone has made me want to meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...looking out into the garden. I wonder if the garden will itself?

and you have not got any willing helpers im sure you could theres an idea for you sassy

I'm waaaay ahead of you!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why is it birds are all different shapes and sizes just a random thought

I've seen funny shaped blokes

That would be funny dont think many would fit on my bird table its be very busy the last cpl hours blue tits green finchs and mr robin building his nest in the ivy

update its a nest and there feeding there chicks

another update the local cat has just taken a sparrow ran off with it in his mouth

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've just hung out my washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish my cats was like thst

update

im drinking tea and my delivery is stuck in belgum

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hmmm...looking out into the garden. I wonder if the garden will itself?

and you have not got any willing helpers im sure you could theres an idea for you sassy

I'm waaaay ahead of you!

how did i guess some guys will do anything

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"wish my cats was like thst

update

im drinking tea and my delivery is stuck in belgum

Well this cat kills anything wood pigeons squirrels mice and rats and his favs are birds

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

rod stewart mmm what a sexy voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going fa a bath byeeeeeeeeeee xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Going fa a bath byeeeeeeeeeee xx

oh bubbles

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

sunshine and cold beer..... just need a shag now

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

why do they put "please store upright after opening" on juice/milk cartons

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over a year ago

Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I need to go to the shop, but can't remember what it is I am going for!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why am i such a pussy that i go to light water valley theme park yesterday and i will only go on the roller coasters. there are some rides there that children of 7 and 8 were going on that i couldnt face.

and ive fought the taliban in southern afghanistan. im such a loser.

any other people been so imasculated and belittled on the inside that it actually makes you feel pity for yourself?

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

why am I more attractive to girls when they think I'm seeing someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do i always want a meet when its time of the month x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do i always feel most horny when im ill?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do i always feel most horny when im ill?? xx

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so yer not when you are feeling fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do i always feel most horny when im ill?? xx

so yer not when you are feeling fit"

yeah i do

But like i said more so when im ill lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do i always feel most horny when im ill?? xx

Coz yur sick...

(Get well soon....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do i always feel most horny when im ill?? xx

so yer not when you are feeling fit

yeah i do

But like i said more so when im ill lol xx

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I know exactly what you mean and you know I do.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

This week feels like it started too early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My iron is plastic

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"My iron is plastic "

Are you Barbie

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Why do children have to scream so feckin' loud when/after they fall over?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

have enjoyed having few days off work, dont want to go back tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have enjoyed having few days off work, dont want to go back tomorrow

agreed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ken is sans genitalia

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why do children have to scream so feckin' loud when/after they fall over?"

tut tut all children are little angels

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Why do children have to scream so feckin' loud when/after they fall over?

tut tut all children are little angels

If they are all little angels then heaven must be noisey as fuck!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why do children have to scream so feckin' loud when/after they fall over?

tut tut all children are little angels

If they are all little angels then heaven must be noisey as fuck!"

now now you know you love them

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Why do children have to scream so feckin' loud when/after they fall over?

tut tut all children are little angels

If they are all little angels then heaven must be noisey as fuck!

now now you know you love them

There is nothing loveable about a strident shrill piercing through the air.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I wonder when Chimpanzees will evolve into humans.

They seem to have stagnated.

Come on guys you're losing the human race!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I wonder when Chimpanzees will evolve into humans.

They seem to have stagnated.

Come on guys you're losing the human race!!!"

As a side note they say Chimpanzees are only a few chromosomes away from us. It's actually much less than that, when I was at Barcelona zoo there was one that was only half a metre away from us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If unicorn is one - what number is lepra?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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"If unicorn is one - what number is lepra?"

They don't do numbers as they are prone to losing digits... which sometimes makes it difficult to ring their bells to warn people they are infected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If unicorn is one - what number is lepra?

They don't do numbers as they are prone to losing digits... which sometimes makes it difficult to ring their bells to warn people they are infected."

No! Lepro is a totally different system altogether.

I as talking about Lepra ......

Difference is crystal

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by date'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do bath bombs not blow up - only fizz

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What should I have for dinner?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

hmmm a taser would be so handy right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmm a taser would be so handy right now "

I waited and waited but ya never came xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"hmmm a taser would be so handy right now

I waited and waited but ya never came xx

i did turn up i was at the corner lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

why do doctors leave the room while you undress but are gonna see you nakedish anyway

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

how much you going to pay me not to say ive seen you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

is there ever a day when beds are not for sale on a once only "special" offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/04/11 21:10:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put an s in lisp ?? xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

what do people in china call their good plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a fight which veg would always lose ????? and be the first to be extinct on earth without man, women would save the cucumber at all costs of course lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

do fish really just smell fishy or do they all really smell bad ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do fish really just smell fishy or do they all really smell bad ?"

Following on from that one what does a fish's fanny smell of?? xx

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

have you ever wondered what the other side of your bellybutton looks like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Typhoo put the "T" in Britain...

Who put the c**t in Scunthorpe...?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

hypothetically.

if you bought a flying carpet,that doesn't fly.

have you just bought a carpet.

from a f****** shyster.

grrrrrrrrrrrr hypothetically,

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

How come in scoobyDo Fred and Daphine were always on the same team and velma, scooby and shaggy were always on the same team? Dosent seem quite right now that you think about it,does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does killer know ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by date'

Cos the plastic bottles deteriorate

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"How does killer know ?"

IF 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year Why do they have locks on there doors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you rather be or a wasp?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What would you rather be or a wasp?"

no always a hornet a lot bigger

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have made too many muffins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you ever wondered what the other side of your bellybutton looks like?

Blue...like the front and full of fluff

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

IF barbie is popular why do we buy her friends? this is for the shallow peeps on fab think about it

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"i have made too many muffins

send them here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muffin the Mule is illegal in seventeen countries...

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

if god created everything WHO created god ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Donald Duck get out of the bath and put a towel around his waist when he runs around without any pants on the rest of the time?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

IS a metaphor like a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

statistically only 1 in 6 people are against gang rape.....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Why does a man have to use every saucepan you possess just to make beans on toast?

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