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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad?" I once had a 2006 one, but it needed updating to fit in with modern beliefs. And building regs. | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad?" Haha that's just made me laugh I frigging love screwfix  | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? I once had a 2006 one, but it needed updating to fit in with modern beliefs. And building regs." Yeah I'm a new testament kinda guy myself...not really a fan of the later 2015 and 2016 translations. Too much fucking plumbing stuff for a start! | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? I once had a 2006 one, but it needed updating to fit in with modern beliefs. And building regs. Yeah I'm a new testament kinda guy myself...not really a fan of the later 2015 and 2016 translations. Too much fucking plumbing stuff for a start! "im a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience  | |||
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"Heretic! The only true word is the word of the machine mart spring/summer 2012 Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame "Yeah, so depressing. I mean there really is just one true DIY diety. So many factions waging home improvement war against each other. Can't we all just Screw together?  | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? I once had a 2006 one, but it needed updating to fit in with modern beliefs. And building regs. Yeah I'm a new testament kinda guy myself...not really a fan of the later 2015 and 2016 translations. Too much fucking plumbing stuff for a start! im a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience "Yup...quite a big fan of stationary...mobile is far too much effort. ?? | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad?" No my son, thou is fine but do not be tempted by the book of Toolzone for it doth hold the power to empty thy soul & wallet toot sweet!
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? Haha that's just made me laugh I frigging love screwfix "Should be one in every hotel room! ?? | |||
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Should be one in every hotel room!
??"A book obviously...not an outlet...that would be mad. | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience "Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? No my son, thou is fine but do not be tempted by the book of Toolzone for it doth hold the power to empty thy soul & wallet toot sweet!
S"Must admit I was nearly tempted over to the dark teachings on the promise of a very reasonable sink plunger. Glad to say "I resisted!" | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? I once had a 2006 one, but it needed updating to fit in with modern beliefs. And building regs. Yeah I'm a new testament kinda guy myself...not really a fan of the later 2015 and 2016 translations. Too much fucking plumbing stuff for a start! im a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Yup...quite a big fan of stationary...mobile is far too much effort. ??"im old, i use a fountain pen.... my phone is a phone and my computer is a computer and never do they swap roles or merge messages | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? Haha that's just made me laugh I frigging love screwfix
Should be one in every hotel room!
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A book obviously...not an outlet...that would be mad.
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"Are you all mad ? There's an app for that
Not sure if I agree with all these new fangled ways of spreading the word!
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Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant "It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies. The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong!  | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! "my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ...... | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......"Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! | |||
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"There is another teaching, it's very sinful and I only get the catalogue. I do not buy the evilness in there." Gott in himmel!! Not... Ann Summers? | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! "thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab? | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab? "We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws? Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together.. We can build it!!! | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
"i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x"I wouldn't mind tying you spread eagle to the structural poles of a tipi!! | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x"Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image. I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless. Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer! Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters! | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
"schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think? | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think? "I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!) | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
"hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x"*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!* | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
"chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...hehe | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...hehe"ok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out "Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!" | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
"i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ... | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ... "Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades! Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse? | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ...
Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades!
Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse?"no i have glade, moved over 4 tonnes of soil by wheelbarrow to level that out and a firepit, totally, not overlooked..however, i have let the nettles grow this year..ive been too busy to get down there with everything else. didnt put up the tipi either  | |||
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"There is another teaching, it's very sinful and I only get the catalogue. I do not buy the evilness in there. Gott in himmel!! Not... Ann Summers? "No, I used to sell chocolate and I still get the wholesale brochure, please forgive me
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"There is another teaching, it's very sinful and I only get the catalogue. I do not buy the evilness in there. Gott in himmel!! Not... Ann Summers?
No, I used to sell chocolate and I still get the wholesale brochure, please forgive me
I don't eat the stuff but the catalogue is so pretty ".. Forgiven..as long as you avert your eyes from the wild and sickly white stuff! | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ...
Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades!
Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse?
no i have glade, moved over 4 tonnes of soil by wheelbarrow to level that out and a firepit, totally, not overlooked..however, i have let the nettles grow this year..ive been too busy to get down there with everything else. didnt put up the tipi either "I feel my carefully crafted pubic euphamism somehow evaded notice there... 
But a woman with her own "glade"?
I am impressed. And with the soil moving.
And it's not overlooked.
Was gonna say..we need to get a room...but a tipi might just be perfect venue.
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ...
Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades!
Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse?
no i have glade, moved over 4 tonnes of soil by wheelbarrow to level that out and a firepit, totally, not overlooked..however, i have let the nettles grow this year..ive been too busy to get down there with everything else. didnt put up the tipi either
I feel my carefully crafted pubic euphamism somehow evaded notice there...
But a woman with her own "glade"?
I am impressed. And with the soil moving.
And it's not overlooked.
Was gonna say..we need to get a room...but a tipi might just be perfect venue.
"im smooth sweet and trees need nurturing to grow strong and hard and straight. yes i missed it the first time..i wasnt looking for euphemism..teasing goes right over my head..ive kind of tuned it out of my radar x | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ...
Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades!
Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse?
no i have glade, moved over 4 tonnes of soil by wheelbarrow to level that out and a firepit, totally, not overlooked..however, i have let the nettles grow this year..ive been too busy to get down there with everything else. didnt put up the tipi either
I feel my carefully crafted pubic euphamism somehow evaded notice there...
But a woman with her own "glade"?
I am impressed. And with the soil moving.
And it's not overlooked.
Was gonna say..we need to get a room...but a tipi might just be perfect venue.
im smooth sweet and trees need nurturing to grow strong and hard and straight. yes i missed it the first time..i wasnt looking for euphemism..teasing goes right over my head..ive kind of tuned it out of my radar x "Turn your radar back on that (should you so desire) it might guide me to enter your expertly cleared clearing? Or something. My innuendo brain cells are getting exhausted. | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ...
Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades!
Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse?
no i have glade, moved over 4 tonnes of soil by wheelbarrow to level that out and a firepit, totally, not overlooked..however, i have let the nettles grow this year..ive been too busy to get down there with everything else. didnt put up the tipi either
I feel my carefully crafted pubic euphamism somehow evaded notice there...
But a woman with her own "glade"?
I am impressed. And with the soil moving.
And it's not overlooked.
Was gonna say..we need to get a room...but a tipi might just be perfect venue.
im smooth sweet and trees need nurturing to grow strong and hard and straight. yes i missed it the first time..i wasnt looking for euphemism..teasing goes right over my head..ive kind of tuned it out of my radar x
Turn your radar back on that (should you so desire) it might guide me to enter your expertly cleared clearing?
Or something.
My innuendo brain cells are getting exhausted.
"stop doing them then | |||
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"-Dim a follower of viking..any edition..stationary is a transcendental experience
Oh yes! I was once a follower but then I found Office Giant
It doesn't surprise me that many a customer previously enchanted with all things tooling and fixing should become disillusioned and succumb to promises from the world of protractors, tipex and sharpies.
The lure of the full spectrum felt tip pack is strong! my confession is that of the large array of fineliners in many colours that tempted me, in 'stand up on their own' packaging i fell hard into a zone of various sizes of whiteboards..i feel they are imbued with invisible subliminal messages to make erasable lists and do your own therapy, through brainstorming diagrams and flowcharts...help..i am now whiteboard erased ......
Think we need to just knock you up a self help flowchart in say...red...with a tickbox of accomplishmentments in green...some side notes should do in indelible blue...perhaps an addenda in day-glo pink....erm...oh fuck..I've been take too!!!!!! thats my diary now. would screw fix be stationary rehab?
We could break you in with some brad nails, perhaps a few pop rivits...working all the way up to self counter-sinking double threaded wood screws?
Take my hand...let me introduce you to my home improvement friends....disciples of self shelf shenanigans..together..
We can build it!!!
i do green woodworking i have old fashioned spoke shavers to debark trees for tipi poles and electric planers, i even have a hard hat and chainsaw trousers..maybe there is hope for me after all... x
Holy B and Q! That is such a hot image.
I do hope those chain mail leggings are crotchless.
Cos otherwise I don't fancy my chances of breaking in....wow...the book has the answer!
Screwfix 2016 Spring/Summer page 43 Part No SF 696969. Economy bolt cutters!
schainsaw trousers are not chain mail..but you may need the bo;t croppers to cut through my chastity shackles..maybe i should up load a pic in my get up..what do you think?
I think you should message me a pic so that I can assess the perfect tool for the job (apart from me!)
hahah uploading pic now..ill see if it gets approval x
*Rubs hands together gleefully in expectant expectation!*
chuckles..i didnt know women in chain suit dungarees and hard hats would be so delightfully anticipated i have a 'whittling' one also pending...heheok one is my avatar and the other is in my public gallery...knock yourself out
Very nice ..didn't you really were a lumberjack...although glad to know you "cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!"
i didnt cut her down, shes an ancient oak in my woodland that blow down 5 years previously, she was starting to rot so took the decision to turn her into beautiful rustic furniture for my woods and other peoples homes..i am very sensitive to trees and i work with them as they allow me to do, with respect x
im more of a white shirt, nout underneath kind of girl ...
Don't blame you...never mess with an oak. Those fuckers are hard and can keep wood for decades!
Love the thought of you in a white shirt with just the real you underneath...I imagine you with a barely vegetated clearing but have an inkling that you might have a densely wooded copse?
no i have glade, moved over 4 tonnes of soil by wheelbarrow to level that out and a firepit, totally, not overlooked..however, i have let the nettles grow this year..ive been too busy to get down there with everything else. didnt put up the tipi either
I feel my carefully crafted pubic euphamism somehow evaded notice there...
But a woman with her own "glade"?
I am impressed. And with the soil moving.
And it's not overlooked.
Was gonna say..we need to get a room...but a tipi might just be perfect venue.
im smooth sweet and trees need nurturing to grow strong and hard and straight. yes i missed it the first time..i wasnt looking for euphemism..teasing goes right over my head..ive kind of tuned it out of my radar x
Turn your radar back on that (should you so desire) it might guide me to enter your expertly cleared clearing?
Or something.
My innuendo brain cells are getting exhausted.
stop doing them then "But I likes it! | |||
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I also had a very nice Dewalt screwdriver
Confess...you went with the Dewalt for the colour right? "I didn't exactly. I noticed all the people in TV diy and garden makeover shows using yellow tools. Then I worked out they were Dewalt and got Dewalt tools | |||
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"I had a chainsaw too." thats the husqvarna catalogue then...seriously tempting material..the power in the pages, getting wet just thinking about it...what a tool eh? | |||
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"I had a chainsaw too.thats the husqvarna catalogue then...seriously tempting material..the power in the pages, getting wet just thinking about it...what a tool eh? "Oooo yes | |||
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"i have had regular fucks on the screwfix car park round here. can you write a chapter about that please. "6 pack or flat pack stories..or is that ikea and argos? | |||
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"There are some highly erotic pages in the Holy Book of Screwfix. " You should check my snap on catalogues. Pure tool filth | |||
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"i have had regular fucks on the screwfix car park round here. can you write a chapter about that please.
6 pack or flat pack stories..or is that ikea and argos? "lol, no idea but it was behind a skip. just to make myself sound even more classy... | |||
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"i have had regular fucks on the screwfix car park round here. can you write a chapter about that please.
6 pack or flat pack stories..or is that ikea and argos?
lol, no idea but it was behind a skip. just to make myself sound even more classy... "id just call it the loading and unloading bay from now on, if i were you..hehehehe | |||
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"i have had regular fucks on the screwfix car park round here. can you write a chapter about that please.
6 pack or flat pack stories..or is that ikea and argos?
lol, no idea but it was behind a skip. just to make myself sound even more classy...
id just call it the loading and unloading bay from now on, if i were you..hehehehe "haha. i'll just not mention it again, it gets seedier the more i talk. | |||
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"i have had regular fucks on the screwfix car park round here. can you write a chapter about that please.
6 pack or flat pack stories..or is that ikea and argos?
lol, no idea but it was behind a skip. just to make myself sound even more classy...
id just call it the loading and unloading bay from now on, if i were you..hehehehe
haha. i'll just not mention it again, it gets seedier the more i talk."hahaha that would be the wyevale delivery entrance... | |||
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"i have had regular fucks on the screwfix car park round here. can you write a chapter about that please.
6 pack or flat pack stories..or is that ikea and argos?
lol, no idea but it was behind a skip. just to make myself sound even more classy...
id just call it the loading and unloading bay from now on, if i were you..hehehehe
haha. i'll just not mention it again, it gets seedier the more i talk.
hahaha that would be the wyevale delivery entrance... "ooh no. nobody gets in that way.  | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad?" I once flicked through the tool station comic ,I felt like a sinner | |||
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"I've decided to disregard all things logical and live by the teachings written by elders in the ancient tome. : Screwfix autumn/winter 2014. Am I mad? I once flicked through the tool station comic ,I felt like a sinner ". Forbidden fruit is so much sweeter | |||
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"There are some highly erotic pages in the Holy Book of Screwfix. You should check my snap on catalogues. Pure tool filth "For me it's the hi-vis, that does something to me | |||
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"The good book of tool station 2016 shows the righteous path" I've not heard of this heresy | |||
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