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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

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What would you love?

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Darn, I've on,y got red ones

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

Walking up behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

In Waitrose/Tesco/Lidl (delete where appropriate)?

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

long slow sensual oral.. (on me) and then fucked until i can't take any more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dinner.

I'm fucking starving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To hang out with a cougar in her garden for a naked barbeque and getting naughty on the hammock whilst the hot dogs and burgers are on the grill. I would bring the haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to spend an evening with a couple of ladies that i have stumbled across today

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not long till September now bg

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Someone to mow my lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds pretty good BG. Can I have one of those too? Just send a spare man my way.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Sounds pretty good BG. Can I have one of those too? Just send a spare man my way. "

Will do if I find one xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'd love a nice neck/shoulder massage, think I must have been laid funny in bed last night as I was fine when I went to bed but in agony when I woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have someone cute to bring me tea, food, and stroke my hair please?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

A bath. Alone. With a glass of wine and maybe a bit of smooth music.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds pretty good BG. Can I have one of those too? Just send a spare man my way. "

I shall do my best for you!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Dinner made for me. Housework done then meet me in the bath....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have someone cute to bring me tea, food, and stroke my hair please?"

im right here :D

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

To be the guy & girl (amended it for you). Does it matter who does what?

S&H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

exactly this.. its my favourite first contact

BG x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can picture you being naked having just stepped out of the shower. I come behind you cup your breast in my hands push your hair off your neck then let my tounge glide up your neck till I reach your ear lope then suck your earlope into my mouth then whisper in your ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x

To be the guy & girl (amended it for you). Does it matter who does what?

S&H "

Nah, surprise me!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i fancy giving some person on here a right good flogging

purely for my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one guy to tackle my ironing pile

one guy to clean my oven

and another guy to change a light bulb in the hallway.. cos i dont have a step ladder and hate standing on chairs :D

these men are to be topless and oiled up

oh and another guy to make me a bacon sarnie :D

Cheers then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have someone cute to bring me tea, food, and stroke my hair please?

im right here :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would a watermelon be an aaceptable substitute for grapes?

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

To be the guy walking up behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I whisper in your ear that I am going to make your body explode with pleasure!

As I move my hands from your erect nipples down your belly all so slow I turn you to face me as our mouths open and we French kiss mmnn

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think id like a nice little snooze

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx"

I think the secret is often vegetables or bottles.

Personally I think its over rated but I know it would be a lovely wee ego boost.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"i fancy giving some person on here a right good flogging

purely for my pleasure

No fun of you don't name them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath "

Boring!

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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago

dublin

I'd love a sexually experienced woman to have her wicked way with me....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i fancy giving some person on here a right good flogging

purely for my pleasure

No fun of you don't name them

"
this person wouldnt like it..as i said it would be purely for my pleasure..im gaining much by just thinking about being a sadist today. thank you op for the opportunity xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuff you to the be blind fold you not knowing what kind of pleasure are in store for you mmmm

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

To have not dropped a strawberry covered in crème onto my top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger"

I can do 3 of those.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger"

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger"

Don't forget, one to look after your watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

Love to do that to you for starters hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx

I think the secret is often vegetables or bottles.

Personally I think its over rated but I know it would be a lovely wee ego boost.

Hahaha my last cucumber pic bombed .

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx"

I thought you've been on page 1

Tbh it will probably be the one photo you least expect which will hit the top spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Is goat's milk okay. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be teasing a certain someone with my box of toys.

Or....I'd like to be on a big bed with 5 gorgeous guys being absolutely spoilt rotten...I'm very greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? "
im a brunette merry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? im a brunette merry

Sorry for what seems a really weird question. The job is yours if you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would absolutely love a cuddle right now.

A cuddle with filthy intent.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? im a brunette merry

Sorry for what seems a really weird question. The job is yours if you want it "
terms and conditions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx

I thought you've been on page 1

Tbh it will probably be the one photo you least expect which will hit the top spot."

Nope never got higher then pg3. Got a plan tho for a few pics tonight. Gotta wait untill it's quiet tho

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? im a brunette merry

Sorry for what seems a really weird question. The job is yours if you want it terms and conditions?

They're quite simple...twerk on request for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would absolutely love a cuddle right now.

A cuddle with filthy intent.

this is me also!

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I'd love o dip my penis in double cream (I don't do things by halves) and have a sexy woman lick it off.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? im a brunette merry

Sorry for what seems a really weird question. The job is yours if you want it terms and conditions?

They're quite simple...twerk on request for me

"
man i could do a gif or vid of that..is that all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a guy to give me an inappropriate gynaecological examination. Like put his fingers inside me and rub my clit and when I ask him what he's doing he just says it's normal and all part of the procedure, and then tells me I'm going to feel something that's warm and wet and then sticks his tongue inside me and the final part of the exam involves inserting something but not to worry because it's normal, then sticks his dick inside me and starts fucking.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

Same,but two guy's please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would absolutely love a cuddle right now.

A cuddle with filthy intent.

this is me also!

Rawwwrrrrrr, runs to give you a cuddle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? im a brunette merry

Sorry for what seems a really weird question. The job is yours if you want it terms and conditions?

They're quite simple...twerk on request for me

man i could do a gif or vid of that..is that all?

Maybe you could spoon me as I cwtch my tiger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands tied and nails on my skin and through my hair.

Then.....i dunno....bj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd help but I'm fully booked until March 2017

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I would like a cool shower with a sexy guy. I'm so hot!!! I would want him to shave my bits and soap me up before carrying me over to a super king size to fuck me senseless for the rest of the evening.

I really fancy a mint cornetto as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l'd love to be with a beautiful pakistani or black girl. Perhaps ever try a cuckold scenario were she straddles across me and takes my white cock , and aligns it to with her little honey pot, gives her husband one loving look with intense eye contact, and suddenly she bears all her weight down on my rod as l fill her and penetrate deep... her mouth falling open and a moan of pleasure escaping her pretty mouth. The contrast in our skin colours a delight to behold.

Thought l'd put a little bit of effort into my thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a cool shower with a sexy guy. I'm so hot!!! I would want him to shave my bits and soap me up before carrying me over to a super king size to fuck me senseless for the rest of the evening.

I really fancy a mint cornetto as well

Ooooh mint cornetto for the win!

(And the rest

)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

Would settle for the 6 naked women and they could do what they liked

I'd settle for the whet grapes and a bath

Boring!

Fine....

I want a blonde lady who can shoot ping pong balls from her lady garden

I want a red head with a pogo stick

A brunette who can move her bum cheeks independently to the rest of her body (I think the hip kids call it twerking)

I'd like a Welsh girl with tattoos to bake me Welsh cakes

And some one to read the bfg to me as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger

as I fall asleep cwtching my tiger... and now i so want a pic of this

i learnt to twerk at burlesque

Only a few have met esso.

So Mac got the bfg

You taking the twerker? What colour is your hair? im a brunette merry

Sorry for what seems a really weird question. The job is yours if you want it terms and conditions?

They're quite simple...twerk on request for me

man i could do a gif or vid of that..is that all?

Maybe you could spoon me as I cwtch my tiger? "
hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like someone to be able for a spontaneous sex session next week between 11-2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a guy to give me an inappropriate gynaecological examination. Like put his fingers inside me and rub my clit and when I ask him what he's doing he just says it's normal and all part of the procedure, and then tells me I'm going to feel something that's warm and wet and then sticks his tongue inside me and the final part of the exam involves inserting something but not to worry because it's normal, then sticks his dick inside me and starts fucking.

Ahhhh Teabags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like someone to be able for a spontaneous sex session next week between 11-2

Wow!....that is spontaneous

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

To be honest that's how I always say hello, does get me into trouble in the office though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did mine today- lovely !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and pepper chicken wings from the local chinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Submitting to two women who then use me for their pleasure, whatever that might entail...

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Salt and pepper chicken wings from the local chinky! "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx

I thought you've been on page 1

Tbh it will probably be the one photo you least expect which will hit the top spot.

Nope never got higher then pg3. Got a plan tho for a few pics tonight. Gotta wait untill it's quiet tho

xxx"

My alter ego Alice Winger got on page 1 a few weeks ago

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over a year ago

"I'd like someone to be able for a spontaneous sex session next week between 11-2

Wow!....that is spontaneous

That's about as spontaneous as I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx

I thought you've been on page 1

Tbh it will probably be the one photo you least expect which will hit the top spot.

Nope never got higher then pg3. Got a plan tho for a few pics tonight. Gotta wait untill it's quiet tho

xxx

My alter ego Alice Winger got on page 1 a few weeks ago

Yes I do remember fabbin her.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's class!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"To take the perfect pic that gets me on pg1

xxx

I thought you've been on page 1

Tbh it will probably be the one photo you least expect which will hit the top spot.

Nope never got higher then pg3. Got a plan tho for a few pics tonight. Gotta wait untill it's quiet tho

xxx

My alter ego Alice Winger got on page 1 a few weeks ago

Yes I do remember fabbin her.

xxx"

I will pass my compliments on to her

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

In the mood for cuddles on the sofa whilst watching a movie with a bottle of wine tbh

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"In the mood for cuddles on the sofa whilst watching a movie with a bottle of wine tbh"

That's what we are doing. Care to join us?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that time..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Someone to take my place in the workshop as I've had enough, just stopped for a cuppa & going back in there for another couple of hours, hot, sweaty & oily..

And H is not helping matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An erotic four or six hands massage

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I'd like someone to be able for a spontaneous sex session next week between 11-2

Arranged spontenaity the new look of Fab! We like it & will book the babysitter :D

S&H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An erotic four or six hands massage

Oh yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my mind. I want the massage. My calves and shins are effing killing me after waddling up and down a hockey field for an hour and a half. I can waddle fast though granted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd dearly love to feel the caress of a lady's deliciously hot lips, teasingly and tantalisingly meandering over me with featherlight kisses...

I think that's quite reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An erotic four or six hands massage

Oh yes... "

Sounds good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would love both of us to be kissed and sucked and fucked by 2 outrageously horny people.

Oops already got that this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would love both of us to be kissed and sucked and fucked by 2 outrageously horny people.

Oops already got that this morning

You lucky ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nuru massage, not asking for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would love both of us to be kissed and sucked and fucked by 2 outrageously horny people.

Oops already got that this morning

You lucky ducks

It was the best wet Sunday morning ever.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

At the moment a great back massage would be ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed my mind. I want the massage. My calves and shins are effing killing me after waddling up and down a hockey field for an hour and a half. I can waddle fast though granted. "

Do you have knots that need pressing out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed my mind. I want the massage. My calves and shins are effing killing me after waddling up and down a hockey field for an hour and a half. I can waddle fast though granted.

Do you have knots that need pressing out?? "

You keep your hands offa my knots mister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to take the dog out? Really cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Anyone want to take the dog out? Really cant be arsed"

Teach it to take itself for a walk ffs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil "

Shall we form an orderly queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil

Shall we form an orderly queue?"

Please, after you Miss Honey

I'm going to have a cup of tea first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put my arms around someone and reassure her that everything is going to be ok

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"At the moment a great back massage would be ideal."

I'll 2nd that. My backs fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one guy to tackle my ironing pile

one guy to clean my oven

and another guy to change a light bulb in the hallway.. cos i dont have a step ladder and hate standing on chairs :D

these men are to be topless and oiled up

oh and another guy to make me a bacon sarnie :D

Cheers then

Sounds perfect... send them my way when u have finished with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to take the dog out? Really cant be arsed

Teach it to take itself for a walk ffs

I have around the garden

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil

Shall we form an orderly queue?

Please, after you Miss Honey

I'm going to have a cup of tea first! "

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil

Shall we form an orderly queue?

Please, after you Miss Honey

I'm going to have a cup of tea first!

Happy days"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil

Shall we form an orderly queue?

Please, after you Miss Honey

I'm going to have a cup of tea first!

Happy days

I'll do you both together, it'll save on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be spoiled-teased and commanded not to cum. Until I am begging and then fucked until I literally cannot take any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

Would settle for a sensual night of kisses and caresses culminating in two very content and relaxed fab swingers.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd love to go and sit in the garden and then a very sexy man bring me out a cup of green tea.

We'd sit and watch the stars for a while. Look out for satellites and shooting stars.

Then go in to the bedroom and he'd massage me till I felt really sleepy.

And then have his wicked way with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to click my back into place. 4.5 hours driving...rubbish

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Some naughty ladies to use and abuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice massage as i drink a milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to click my back into place. 4.5 hours driving...rubbish"

Should have stopped off en route then!

Sure something would have "clicked"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"To be spoiled-teased and commanded not to cum. Until I am begging and then fucked until I literally cannot take any more."

Sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can picture you being naked having just stepped out of the shower. I come behind you cup your breast in my hands push your hair off your neck then let my tounge glide up your neck till I reach your ear lope then suck your earlope into my mouth then whisper in your ear"

*shivers deliciously**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a woman to be making me breakfast, wearing only an apron, and after breakfast, I'd like to make the apron disappear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boss to make a u turn and come bck home to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could use a BJ right about now

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I could use a BJ right about now

*buries down under the duvet*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd settle for a bacon buttie right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could use a BJ right about now

*buries down under the duvet*

Oh hellloooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to do what you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Coffee....

Coffee and breakfast?

MrsSB

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Pops in and offers up her *knots* to Merry....

I'm just warming the coconut oil

Shall we form an orderly queue?

Please, after you Miss Honey

I'm going to have a cup of tea first!

Happy days

I'll do you both together, it'll save on time

Why have I only just seen this?

I like this plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make my own breakfast then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

And a almond croissant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if to have breakfast or go back to sleep

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A good firm spanking to wake me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today, I'd love a "Netflix and chill" day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good firm spanking to wake me up "

Now that I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Coffee and breakfast?

MrsSB

But decent coffee this time. Those spanish afraid they will melt in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

Milk and syrup please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"A good firm spanking to wake me up

Now that I can do

You may have competition. We shall see who has the firmer hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good firm spanking to wake me up

Now that I can do

You may have competition. We shall see who has the firmer hand

Doesn't worry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

Milk and syrup please

Damn, there goes my "how many lumps" joke

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Coffee....

Coffee and breakfast?

MrsSB

But decent coffee this time. Those spanish afraid they will melt in the rain

It was raining a lot

Still. Fancy a fuck? I mean coffee

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

Milk and syrup please

Damn, there goes my "how many lumps" joke

I already have my own lumps thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Coffee and breakfast?

MrsSB

But decent coffee this time. Those spanish afraid they will melt in the rain

It was raining a lot

Still. Fancy a fuck? I mean coffee

MrsSB

Wimp! I have no leave till october now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

Milk and syrup please

Damn, there goes my "how many lumps" joke

I already have my own lumps thankyou.

*sigh* Oh, I know that, and what delightful lumps they are.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"A good firm spanking to wake me up

Now that I can do

You may have competition. We shall see who has the firmer hand

Doesn't worry me

You can have a cheek each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

Milk and syrup please

Damn, there goes my "how many lumps" joke

I already have my own lumps thankyou.

*sigh* Oh, I know that, and what delightful lumps they are.

Very kind *curtsys*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee....

Milk, sugar, or, ahem, cream?

Milk and syrup please

Damn, there goes my "how many lumps" joke

I already have my own lumps thankyou.

*sigh* Oh, I know that, and what delightful lumps they are.

Very kind *curtsys*

Pleasure *bows to take a closer look*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to join in me in this rather enormous shower....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to join in me in this rather enormous shower....

...if I joined you, it would need to be enormous.

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

7 10"+ uncut cocks at the glory hole' hhmmmmmmm

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"To hang out with a cougar in her garden for a naked barbeque and getting naughty on the hammock whilst the hot dogs and burgers are on the grill. I would bring the haribos

Well it might look odd when the fire brigade arrives for the burning food on the bbq!

Lol

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

Have we met? Thats one of my signiture moves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be surprised on my day off with a visit to the door from a horny couple who would then take over. Lay me down, get me naked, tie me up and pleasure me in as many ways they could think.

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"To be surprised on my day off with a visit to the door from a horny couple who would then take over. Lay me down, get me naked, tie me up and pleasure me in as many ways they could think. "

Washing up hovering cleaning windows and folding laundry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a kiss & a cuddle would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, I'm with Tony above, a snog and a bit of "heavy petting" wouldn't go amiss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... To be tied up and used as a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... To be tied up and used as a sex toy "

Where do I insert the double AA's....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

Ballybunion

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

Brace yourself nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would really love

Car, train, plane journey, to get to a hot destination!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... To be tied up and used as a sex toy

Where do I insert the double AA's....

I only take AAA's at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kisses and cuddles and lots of chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kisses and cuddles and lots of chocolate please"
You forgot flowers also lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, I'm with Tony above, a snog and a bit of "heavy petting" wouldn't go amiss!

I'm your way next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 naked woman to bath me in milk and feeding me with white grapes...

what about me naked and I,ll feed you my cock

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

For a Lovely sexy lady to pop my fab cherry ?? all night long?

Sth London (where the cabbies do not stray).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a Lovely sexy lady to pop my fab cherry ?? all night long?

Sth London (where the cabbies do not stray).

Haha

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

In this moment.. A sloppy deepthroat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... A guy/girl to walk up behind me, reach around to my nipples and tease them through my best while giving me neck kisses before we both getting naked for a *long* night of play!

(Not asking for much

)

What would you love?

BG x"

When you say "my" nipples......

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

A cuddle, a snog , massage and a shower. Just about perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get rid of this annoying cough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Night Nurse?

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