FabSwingers.com forum: A joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, please come ove and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished? The blonde says, according to the picture on the box its a rooster. Her boyfriend decides to go round and help with the puzzle spread all over the table. He studie sthe pieces for a moment then turns to her and says. First of all no matter what we do we're not going to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. He takes her hand and says second I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea and then he said with a sigh.....

Lets put all the cornflakes back in the box.

By *etsdance1987Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

A blonde calls up an airline ticket counter and asks, "How long are your flights from London to Glasgow?"

The ticket clerk replies, "Just a minute, madam..."

"Thank you." says the blonde and hangs up.