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A twist on a twist of a *cough* classic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cannot respond as that would be an acceptance of all three.

Dilemma!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Granny is definitely a furniture wiper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now with that its very rare I spill a drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A drop of what?

What's a furniture wiper ?

Invictus is lying to me in PM

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A drop of what?

What's a furniture wiper ?

Invictus is lying to me in PM"

She never PM'd me, its all a lie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A drop of what?

What's a furniture wiper ?

Invictus is lying to me in PM"

I though you was talking about spunk or was that my mind playing tricks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh is he now .....

See he did lie.... cowardly prude.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Oh is he now .....

See he did lie.... cowardly prude."

I have the powers of time travel and a veritable arsenal of hats on my side Granny.... do not cross me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

time travel ?

Can you get me Ronco Buttoneer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"time travel ?

Can you get me Ronco Buttoneer? "

Bugger i threw one away last year lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"time travel ?

Can you get me Ronco Buttoneer? "

Wasn't he in Bonanza? Or was it the High Chapparel?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"time travel ?

Can you get me Ronco Buttoneer? "

It's a bit complicated at the moment, Funky hasn't perfected the time machine yet, so I/he can't tell him/me how to do it or go back and show him/me what's wrong, he/me obviously does get it right in the end as I'm/he's here now with my/his time machine but it does mean we/he have to be careful crossing the time hole wormy thingies and meeting each other as that would cause a huge rift in the time-space continence thingy that could threaten the whole fabric of reality and result in strangely bin like aliens trying to take over humanity with scant regard for the jobs of our bin men let alone the noise they cause in the early hours of the morning despite a very reasonable pay scale with regular reviews...

....so, no.

Sorry.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"time travel ?

Can you get me Ronco Buttoneer?

It's a bit complicated at the moment, Funky hasn't perfected the time machine yet, so I/he can't tell him/me how to do it or go back and show him/me what's wrong, he/me obviously does get it right in the end as I'm/he's here now with my/his time machine but it does mean we/he have to be careful crossing the time hole wormy thingies and meeting each other as that would cause a huge rift in the time-space continence thingy that could threaten the whole fabric of reality and result in strangely bin like aliens trying to take over humanity with scant regard for the jobs of our bin men let alone the noise they cause in the early hours of the morning despite a very reasonable pay scale with regular reviews...

....so, no.

Sorry."

I'm nearly there, it just needs some more empty washing up liquid bottles and gold glitter. Possibly some sticky back plastic.

Mmmmmmmmm gold glitter hehehehe shiney

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"

I'm nearly there, it just needs some more empty washing up liquid bottles and gold glitter. Possibly some sticky back plastic.

Mmmmmmmmm gold glitter hehehehe shiney"

Gold glitter....nnnnnnn.....if only I could tell him.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Yes"

er....yes! *leaps on bandwagon*

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Yes

er....yes! *leaps on bandwagon*"

I concur.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"time travel ?

Can you get me Ronco Buttoneer?

It's a bit complicated at the moment, Funky hasn't perfected the time machine yet, so I/he can't tell him/me how to do it or go back and show him/me what's wrong, he/me obviously does get it right in the end as I'm/he's here now with my/his time machine but it does mean we/he have to be careful crossing the time hole wormy thingies and meeting each other as that would cause a huge rift in the time-space continence thingy that could threaten the whole fabric of reality and result in strangely bin like aliens trying to take over humanity with scant regard for the jobs of our bin men let alone the noise they cause in the early hours of the morning despite a very reasonable pay scale with regular reviews...

....so, no.

Sorry.

I'm nearly there, it just needs some more empty washing up liquid bottles and gold glitter. Possibly some sticky back plastic.

Mmmmmmmmm gold glitter hehehehe shiney"

so all those cardboard toliet roll holders ive been collecting for the past year you dont want any more

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

twistin' shake it shake it shake it baby... here we go loop da loop...

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