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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So my boss is a dick !!

I've been looking after my sister's dog that has destryoed my garden !!

It's a Saturday night and the son has went to his dad's house because

( the dog is doing his head in)

I'm to grumpy to take advantage of a free evening !!

I'm tired and Grumpy

Jesus H Christ !!

Please tell me I'm not the only grumpy person tonight !

Even watching Daniel Craig on Skyfall hasn't made me smile :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backs slowly out of thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes back in wearing full body armour to offer a huge and alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my boss is a dick !!

I've been looking after my sister's dog that has destryoed my garden !!

It's a Saturday night and the son has went to his dad's house because

( the dog is doing his head in)

I'm to grumpy to take advantage of a free evening !!

I'm tired and Grumpy

Jesus H Christ !!

Please tell me I'm not the only grumpy person tonight !

Even watching Daniel Craig on Skyfall hasn't made me smile :-/"

Rewind to Daniel Craig's back in the pool shot.

Oh sweet Mary Mother of God.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Backs slowly out of thread "

Hurry up Mrs Doyle! Trying to sneak out myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Backs slowly out of thread

Hurry up Mrs Doyle! Trying to sneak out myself!"

Oi! That's my bump your hands are on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs Doyle makes tea !!

I'm sooo mot making tea for anyone tonight !!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All's well in Joedonia...

But yesterday I managed to work myself up into a lather over something I know winds me up and usually avoid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was in Ni I could offer Ben n jerrys followed by massage therapy . Or just a bag of chippy chips deliverd to your door

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So, not a thread about grumpy sex and it turning the tide on the mood and the day then?

I'm not grumpy but give it time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaay another grumpy one!

Let's see my son decided he'd rather be back in his jammies(after we'd been out for lunch and I'd planned to go to the park, both him and his dad decided to laze at home while it was sunny)

Our cats are little b-stards who only want attention when they want fed and chew/scratch at everything they can instead of behaving while inside.

At almost 33 weeks my sex drive has been up and down(tonight up) and Mr (regardless of me mentioning a long hot sensual shower involving my pleasuring him earlier) has gotten itchy hands and gone to play xbox leaving me frustrated and alone in a bath - which I will struggle to get out of.

Oh and all my bills came out early this month, meaning my plans for this week - visiting family who are on holiday, going for a day out just me and boyo and getting a new set of clothes for a photo shoot on weds has been scuppered.

Seriously roll on 2weeks when the little man starts school full time and I can get stuff done around the house. Having him at home is like having a chocolate fire guard!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If i was in Ni I could offer Ben n jerrys followed by massage therapy . Or just a bag of chippy chips deliverd to your door "

Ooooh chippy chips would make me happy !!

Salt and vinegar and garlic mayo !

That's a fabulous idea !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, not a thread about grumpy sex and it turning the tide on the mood and the day then?

I'm not grumpy but give it time. "

I'm to grumpy to have grumpy sex

Oh yeah you need another half to have grumpy sex with :-/

Ok add that to my post, can't have grumpy sex as I'm single !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So, not a thread about grumpy sex and it turning the tide on the mood and the day then?

I'm not grumpy but give it time.

I'm to grumpy to have grumpy sex

Oh yeah you need another half to have grumpy sex with :-/

Ok add that to my post, can't have grumpy sex as I'm single !!

"

Neither can I.

I'm reduced to trying to give myself a massage this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs. X

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

I got up for work at 3.40 this morning. Started at 4.45 and didn't get a break until midday. Dragged my sorry arse home at 2.45, let the dawgs out, had a kip and some tea....

Now, I'm here, I have bourbon and a nice tall glass of kiss my arse!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Backs slowly out of thread

Hurry up Mrs Doyle! Trying to sneak out myself!

Oi! That's my bump your hands are on "

I've got a thing for bumps and thought I'd chance my luck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got up for work at 3.40 this morning. Started at 4.45 and didn't get a break until midday. Dragged my sorry arse home at 2.45, let the dawgs out, had a kip and some tea....

Now, I'm here, I have bourbon and a nice tall glass of kiss my arse!"

, a hug and little kisses on your sorry arse.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I got up for work at 3.40 this morning. Started at 4.45 and didn't get a break until midday. Dragged my sorry arse home at 2.45, let the dawgs out, had a kip and some tea....

Now, I'm here, I have bourbon and a nice tall glass of kiss my arse!"

What does your arse have to be sorry for?

Bad flatulence problems?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FUCK SAKE GET A ROOM YOU TWO !!!

GGGRRRRR GETTING EVEN MORE GRUMPY !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we missing an 'er'?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury


"I got up for work at 3.40 this morning. Started at 4.45 and didn't get a break until midday. Dragged my sorry arse home at 2.45, let the dawgs out, had a kip and some tea....

Now, I'm here, I have bourbon and a nice tall glass of kiss my arse!

What does your arse have to be sorry for?

Bad flatulence problems?

"

Hahah

Nah, but it does have a sit-up induced graze from pre-season..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Backs slowly out of thread

Hurry up Mrs Doyle! Trying to sneak out myself!

Oi! That's my bump your hands are on

I've got a thing for bumps and thought I'd chance my luck "

Don't tell anyone but I am rather enjoying it

Do it again

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I got up for work at 3.40 this morning. Started at 4.45 and didn't get a break until midday. Dragged my sorry arse home at 2.45, let the dawgs out, had a kip and some tea....

Now, I'm here, I have bourbon and a nice tall glass of kiss my arse!

What does your arse have to be sorry for?

Bad flatulence problems?

Hahah

Nah, but it does have a sit-up induced graze from pre-season.. "

Ah well Lickety is kissing that better for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ffs I'm leaving my own thread your all too funking cheerful !@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're alive. Be thankful.

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By *aintmonMan
over a year ago

kingswinford

Keep thinking of me kissing that lovely ass????

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