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Tin knickers xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Frock

Who had trouble in riding a cock

Her ass in the air but it wasnt bare

Cause her tin knickers caused him ta stop xx

Boom boom xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you forgot the wee-rideen smelly bit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so dead Mr OP

To the floor your body will drop

One look from my eye will see that you die

....and more than your cock will flop

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

an ode to our "lovely" Ms Frocks

who specialises in sucking off cocks

the truth of the matter

is she's as mad as a hatter

and you'd get a better time down at the docks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ode to the lovely _muma

Soapster thinks she's a stunna

I knows she's really a bucket

Most will think 'ah fuckit'

But fa me, I'd do a quick runner

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"An ode to the lovely _muma

Soapster thinks she's a stunna

I knows she's really a bucket

Most will think 'ah fuckit'

But fa me, I'd do a quick runner "

in response to the ode from the moo

at least my kecks don't stink of poo

you think you are smart

but we know you're a tart

and I'll still get more shags than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With clanking and great smell of wee

Tin kickers does go fa a pee

But she has ta stop short (after barrel of port)

Cause the bint she'forgotten the key xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna go off for a good flounce

Fa me I didn't expect such a pounce

From two who I'd expect they'd care

Now others will stop n stare at this pissy poor mare

And the loved up pair won't worry, not an ounce

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you know that we really love you

but the problem's the pee and the poo

said with a sarcastic tinge

but really, the state of your minge

it's a wonder mr now said I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs frock we both love you dear

Even though your a little bit Queer

You just make us smile

And make life worthwile

So you bugger off now fa ya flounce xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Mrs frock we both love you dear

Even though your a little bit Queer

You just make us smile

And make life worthwile

So you bugger off and get me a beer xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep it didn't rhyme lol

Due ta the three tramadol kicking in pmsl xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Oh ek its hostile in here

I'm going to retreat in fear

last thing I need

is you lot all peeved

I shall run and cover my rear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cover your rear if ya must

But frocks knickers are starting ta rust

So ya better be quick

If ya giving her dick

Cause the only hole free is her ear xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

wanted to join in

didnt know what to say,

so taking this thread

and runing away.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've lost my focus

that bums a delight

now what was I saying?

mmm, it looks just so right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so peachy and so round,

i think theres another one like it around,

wouldnt mind giving it a spank,

oh fuck,, now ive that thought, i best go wank

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

oo ek thats rude

you naughty young thing

I'm a nice dude

not your casual plaything

.

.

.

..... regrettably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

viccy boy, viccy boy

will you ever learn?

that us young girls from devon

will make you so hot that you'll burn! x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There once was a poster called Soapster

He's sat in the bath singing like a songster

All that water is slowly making him shrink

And it's a bonus that he doesn't stink

But he's soon too short for the roller coaster!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"There once was a poster called Soapster

He's sat in the bath singing like a songster

All that water is slowly making him shrink

And it's a bonus that he doesn't stink

But he's soon too short for the roller coaster!

"

and Friday panties to you too Mrs xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was a girlie called dirty

In forums she ever so flirty

Her pictures her bum

And eee mate by gum

I really could get down and dirty xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Oh dirty girl dirty girl I sing with a hum

Why do you keep asking to lick my bum

Granted it's pert and very well liked

But I just went to the loo and dont think I wiped

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Funky... you are disgusting!!!

There once was a funky little monkey

Who bragged about his soup being spunky

His pockets were full of fluff

And he wants to poke my chuff

I might even let him since he's a bit hunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is just too rude

and i am now a prude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man called _nvictus,

Who called round one night and licked us,

He said you are heinous,

But my, what a penis and shot a load right in my eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a sweet lady named Wendy

Who recently suffered health that was kinda bendy

She has us all fretting and worried

Recovery didn't seem to hurried

But today she got told she's on the mendy

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