FabSwingers.com forum: I look in the mirror today and it finally hit me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm fucking gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guess you gotta love your self before anyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bwahahaha! I love a guy with a bit of confidence!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I'm fucking gorgeous

Narcissism isn't a good look.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I'm fucking gorgeous

Narcissism isn't a good look."

Oh it can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I introduce you to a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to clean the mirror, my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked in the mirror and thought "get beck in the gym you tubby bastard" then went straight to Greggs for a pulled pork lattice and a doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O........k.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked in the mirror and thought "get beck in the gym you tubby bastard" then went straight to Greggs for a pulled pork lattice and a doughnut "
awesome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I looked in the mirror this morrning and cracked it, looks like it's 7 years bad luck for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking gorgeous

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modest to boot, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that myself every single day lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mirror really does tell lies'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that myself every single day lmaoo "

I can understand why darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that myself every single day lmaoo

I can understand why darling

Weak laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking gorgeous

You are pretty cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that myself every single day lmaoo

I can understand why darling

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what you mean by that lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not looked in my mirror today.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

behave yourself you cheeky buachaill

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

Lol, You know some might say that your constant comment after almost all my posts could be a sign that you feel that your place near the top of the male totty tree is being threatened by little ole me or that you are maybe slightly jealous of something or someone I have?

Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored

Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored

Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now

Lol, fill ya boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored

Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now

Lol, fill ya boots

Hmmmm maybe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nice tits

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Lots of sexy guys on this thread

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror

Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx

You know the score haha

Hmmmm maybe

Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored

Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now

Lol, fill ya boots

Hmmmm maybe

Now now boys play nicely

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On route to my mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of sexy guys on this thread

And ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of sexy guys on this thread

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agreed on that

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Nice ass OP

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shame that you got hit by your mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of sexy guys on this thread

agreed on that"
i take it you don't class me as one though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Naked with a hat on.

I suppose it makes a difference to the usual socks.

Nice nipples, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look in the mirror and think

Yeah decent face but not ripped like most girls want.

But at the same time im 43 and I do t think im in TOO bad a shape

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I look in the mirror and think

Yeah decent face but not ripped like most girls want.

But at the same time im 43 and I do t think im in TOO bad a shape"

I'm not sure what most girls want but plenty of women don't want 'ripped'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit body OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm fucking gorgeous

Oh well if you insist....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done OP

you are lovely and should enjoy it mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking gorgeous

That you are lol

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I'm withholding any judgement till I see a face.

Been caught out too often by a fit bod & the face of a vagina chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm withholding any judgement till I see a face.

Been caught out too often by a fit bod & the face of a vagina chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm withholding any judgement till I see a face.

Been caught out too often by a fit bod & the face of a vagina chewing a wasp

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm withholding any judgement till I see a face.

Been caught out too often by a fit bod & the face of a vagina chewing a wasp

That's why I keep my face pic private

Though, in fairness, it's more of a bee than a wasp

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nice tits

Ah, you are alive.

Thought you'd just set this up and fucked off

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I'm withholding any judgement till I see a face.

Been caught out too often by a fit bod & the face of a vagina chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits

Ah, you are alive.

Thought you'd just set this up and fucked off

only the good die young

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nice tits

Ah, you are alive.

Thought you'd just set this up and fucked off

only the good die young

Strictly speaking that's not true, sadly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice tits

Ah, you are alive.

Thought you'd just set this up and fucked off

only the good die young

Strictly speaking that's not true, sadly "

your right ''Timmy Mallett'' still lives

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"your right ''Timmy Mallett'' still lives

Now Mallet DOES have that "vagina chewin a wasp" face.

For the record, that's not what I'd consider the case for the OP. More "diamond in the rough" (said in that deep voice of the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin).

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Need to clean the mirror, my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you didn't use Rawl plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT is gorgeous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you are OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes you are OP

thanks UNLOS

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yes you are OP

thanks UNLOS

Haha, get your arse over the the commune, you're needed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll be the bar man....you might be waiting for a drink though as I'll be pretty pissed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'll be the bar man....you might be waiting for a drink though as I'll be pretty pissed

Hmmm, yes, beach bar man would be ideal - we don't have one yet!! Can you do all the tricks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe me I think the same everyday look at that stud in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the bar man....you might be waiting for a drink though as I'll be pretty pissed

Hmmm, yes, beach bar man would be ideal - we don't have one yet!! Can you do all the tricks??

i can make a pint of beer disappear

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'll be the bar man....you might be waiting for a drink though as I'll be pretty pissed

Hmmm, yes, beach bar man would be ideal - we don't have one yet!! Can you do all the tricks??

i can make a pint of beer disappear

Haha, that's fairly basic - but more than I can do!

We could make up some hippie beach cocktails!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I'm fucking gorgeous

It's often said on here that confidence is sexy.

So you should be knee deep by tea time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fucking gorgeous

It's often said on here that confidence is sexy.

So you should be knee deep by tea time.

best lube my legs up and trim my toe nails then lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm fucking gorgeous

It's often said on here that confidence is sexy.

So you should be knee deep by tea time.

best lube my legs up and trim my toe nails then lol"

Hahaha, the boy means business fo'sure!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I'm fucking gorgeous

It's often said on here that confidence is sexy.

So you should be knee deep by tea time.

best lube my legs up and trim my toe nails then lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if you dont like yourself you cant expect others to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well if you dont like yourself you cant expect others to

loving myself to much I think, making it sore

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"I'm fucking gorgeous

I looked in the mirror and someone slapped me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bumping my thread cause all my threads are like how i look fucking awesome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was actually thinking I look a bit rough in my forum challenge pic but there we are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was actually thinking I look a bit rough in my forum challenge pic but there we are!"

lest your is still up some sad tool got mine taken down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

happened today again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happened today again "

It only happens once every 14 weeks?

I feel sorry for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"happened today again

It only happens once every 14 weeks?

I feel sorry for you

lol I have no comeback for that, you best thank jagermeifter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked in the mirror today and I heard Samuel l Jacksons voice shouting " wake up mother......."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

say ''what'' again

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I dare you, I double dare you

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