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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lover, not a fighter so....neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Ted gonna get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

b... no a... no wait b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?"

That's a tough one.

I'm thinking if this fight is set in a field then I have a chance of escape from the horse sized duck and the 100 duck sized horses.

How much damage can a good

horse sized duck do?

Nasty nip I suppose.

The one hundred duck sized horses would bruise me from all the kicking, all those little legs.

I bruise like a peach.

Hmmm.

I'm going for the horse sized duck.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Who gives a duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither are terribly aggressive creatures. Can't I just pet them? Do we have to fight?

I shall take the horse sized duck to pet. Just need to purchase a huge nose or beak bag to keep it happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One peck from the horse sized duck n it's game over!

I'd much rather take on 100 duck sized horses......as long as I had sturdy shin pads n a pair of steel toe capped boots.....with segs in!

The sad thing is I gave this some serious thought!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One peck from the horse sized duck n it's game over!

I'd much rather take on 100 duck sized horses......as long as I had sturdy shin pads n a pair of steel toe capped boots.....with segs in!

The sad thing is I gave this some serious thought! "

um so did I

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Like to eat both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One peck from the horse sized duck n it's game over!

I'd much rather take on 100 duck sized horses......as long as I had sturdy shin pads n a pair of steel toe capped boots.....with segs in!

The sad thing is I gave this some serious thought!

um so did I "

Well if you're still sure you'd rather take on the horse sized duck then I think your only hope would be to zig zag in front of a chinese takeaway......n pray it gets turned into a horse sized crispy duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take the duck sized horses and rig them to a trap and go riding everywhere. They be so cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a 100 duck sized horses, scare one off and the herd will follow I reckon

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The large duck...

*reaches for elephant gun*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the duck neigh or quack

Also does the duck have 4 legs or just the 2

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Bill Murray got confused with this question....

https://youtu.be/THUGHEJjjGc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horse sized duck, if I can have a suitably sized loaf of bread or lettuce to distract it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse sized duck, but only if it had a blue coloured bill. Every time it got me I could say "Ruddy Duck!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one way to find out..... FIIIIIIGGGHHHHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse sized duck, but only if it had a blue coloured bill. Every time it got me I could say "Ruddy Duck!!" "

Meh

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