FabSwingers.com forum: I need a massage

By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Who does massage local

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Massage therapists?

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yes do you do massage

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No.

I was answering your question. Massage therapists do massage

There are probably lots local to you.

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over a year ago

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Thanks dee but was looking for a free massage so probably not get a professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might stand a chance if your looking for a women to meet for mutual massages i dont see to many women queing up to rub you down and then go home lol

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

O y not i love to be massaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O y not i love to be massaged"

So do we all lol

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"O y not i love to be massaged"

There's a really nice well hung gay guy near you who will give you a super massage then fill your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O y not i love to be massaged

So do we all lol "

Join the club

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"O y not i love to be massaged"

Why not?

What do you think would be in it for the person giving the massage?

I doubt anyone loves to give massage so much they'll turn up, massage you and leave!

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

O i supos your right. jizz what you mean fill my hole i only want a massage ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O y not i love to be massaged

Why not?

What do you think would be in it for the person giving the massage?

I doubt anyone loves to give massage so much they'll turn up, massage you and leave!"

I LOVE to give long slow sensual massages as part of foreplay but as the male half of the couple i fear the OP would be a little dissapointed if a 6ft hairy monster showed up at his door with oil in hand

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Well, doesn't hurt to ask, I suppose. Best of luck but I think you're probably going to be disappointed.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"O y not i love to be massaged

Why not?

What do you think would be in it for the person giving the massage?

I doubt anyone loves to give massage so much they'll turn up, massage you and leave!

As part of foreplay is a bit different to turning up, giving a massage then going away though.

I'm all for massage as part of foreplay

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Ok supos i could have a handjob aswell uf that would make it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O y not i love to be massaged

Why not?

What do you think would be in it for the person giving the massage?

I doubt anyone loves to give massage so much they'll turn up, massage you and leave!

As part of foreplay is a bit different to turning up, giving a massage then going away though.

I'm all for massage as part of foreplay

Agree i think he is flogging a dead horse with this plan not even the mrs will massage me with nothing in return and she married me

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ok supos i could have a handjob aswell uf that would make it better "

Google 'self entitlement'.

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yes you probably right maybe i need to pay for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O y not i love to be massaged

There's a really nice well hung gay guy near you who will give you a super massage then fill your ass. "

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Ok i Google it thanks

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Ooow spencer i dont fancy that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't think I would get any offers of a massage if I wanted them to turn up, massage me and then go away again, and I'm female (and we're allegedly supposed to get whatever we want on here)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I would get any offers of a massage if I wanted them to turn up, massage me and then go away again, and I'm female (and we're allegedly supposed to get whatever we want on here)!"

To be fair im thinking you would lol

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yes dee you girls do and lots of choice so no massage for me today

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I would what get a massage

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I think you would get lots of reply for a massage

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't think I would get any offers of a massage if I wanted them to turn up, massage me and then go away again, and I'm female (and we're allegedly supposed to get whatever we want on here)!

To be fair im thinking you would lol"

I'd try it but I've got too much to do today to accept an offer if I got one. I think it's unlikely though, particularly with my profile hidden!

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

You dont need to see your profile your a girl would be just the matter if sorting wich offer

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think you're wrong but I can't test the theory today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I would get any offers of a massage if I wanted them to turn up, massage me and then go away again, and I'm female (and we're allegedly supposed to get whatever we want on here)!

To be fair im thinking you would lol

I'd try it but I've got too much to do today to accept an offer if I got one. I think it's unlikely though, particularly with my profile hidden!"

Hidden profile might make it harder lol id offer but i fear the wife may use my balls in the garlic crusher and im sure its frowned upon to leave 3 kids on their own to go rub down naked ladies haha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't think I would get any offers of a massage if I wanted them to turn up, massage me and then go away again, and I'm female (and we're allegedly supposed to get whatever we want on here)!

To be fair im thinking you would lol

I'd try it but I've got too much to do today to accept an offer if I got one. I think it's unlikely though, particularly with my profile hidden!

Hidden profile might make it harder lol id offer but i fear the wife may use my balls in the garlic crusher and im sure its frowned upon to leave 3 kids on their own to go rub down naked ladies haha "

The matter of 160 miles would probably be a minor issue as well

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Massage therapists?"

the top answer..

who would have thought it, sheesh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I would get any offers of a massage if I wanted them to turn up, massage me and then go away again, and I'm female (and we're allegedly supposed to get whatever we want on here)!

To be fair im thinking you would lol

I'd try it but I've got too much to do today to accept an offer if I got one. I think it's unlikely though, particularly with my profile hidden!

Hidden profile might make it harder lol id offer but i fear the wife may use my balls in the garlic crusher and im sure its frowned upon to leave 3 kids on their own to go rub down naked ladies haha

The matter of 160 miles would probably be a minor issue as well

I never even looked at the distance

it may make things awkward a 2,4 and 6yr old would be ok to fend for themselves for 6hrs or so wouldnt they

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Maybe you wouldn't get a hairy monster

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yes that would be impossible for you so far and kids to lok after well no offers so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you wouldn't get a hairy monster"

Do i sence you wouldnt be to happy with me turning up

lol

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

No i would be very happy to have a massage from you. that reply was for anither post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No i would be very happy to have a massage from you. that reply was for anither post "

Im on my way pal just to let you know its the mr here i may not be your cup of tea haha

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Ha ha thanks for the offer where's the massage girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha thanks for the offer where's the massage girl "

Mrs is at work today im afraid your stuck with me

on the bright side i can talk motorbikes and have a beer after lol

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Suppose that be OK by I wouldn't get my massage getting d*unk

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

So nobody gonna massage me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the back of the queue there are thousands of people on here would love to get a massage and that includes me.

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Ha tony send one round to me when thay all finished with you

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"So nobody gonna massage me today

You don't quite get how this all works, do you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"So nobody gonna massage me today

You don't quite get how this all works, do you."

I'm told God loves a trier

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yes i do someone invites me round for a massage then i happy ha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yes i do someone invites me round for a massage then i happy ha

Like I said, you don't quite get it.

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Yes i do someone invites me round for a massage then i happy ha

Like I said, you don't quite get it. "
so nobody likes doing massage because thay get nothing in return i get it

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By *arrasic OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Another massage soon

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