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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey well i have got my first meet next week and nervs will no dought kick in has any one any advice ? All comments welcome with thanks

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

be yourself and expect nothing, if fun happens its a bonus

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

is it a scial meet or an action meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it a scial meet or an action meet?"

what's an action meet ??

i can't remember as it's been so long since i had one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

action meet at my place if they arrive any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well....

M ake sure everything is spotless...Nothing worse than going to someones "pit"

Clean bedding...just in case

Along with wash stuff. re towels.

Oh and ya condoms at the ready....

Then relax, chill, chat and dont rush things....sex may or may not happen...its a bonus to a nice night making "friends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well....

M ake sure everything is spotless...Nothing worse than going to someones "pit"

Clean bedding...just in case

Along with wash stuff. re towels.

Oh and ya condoms at the ready....

Then relax, chill, chat and dont rush things....sex may or may not happen...its a bonus to a nice night making "friends"

as above

oh have fun what its all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well....

M ake sure everything is spotless...Nothing worse than going to someones "pit"

Clean bedding...just in case

Along with wash stuff. re towels.

Oh and ya condoms at the ready....

Then relax, chill, chat and dont rush things....sex may or may not happen...its a bonus to a nice night making "friends"

damn

so thats where i was going wrong.

not a good idea to greet them stark naked apart from a pair of wellies and a bucket of jellied eels then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i dunno....it may work with some ladies

ahem !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bleach down the loo.

And everything peaches said.

Enjoy and hope it goes great for you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

run for the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

run for the door "

erm you think the wellies might not be a good idea then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds a bit desparate to me ... meeting people off that internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the eels and ditch the wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry the jellied eels not the wellies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the eels and ditch the wellies

thank god you didnt say ditch the willy

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Clean pants incase a bus crashes thro wall and knocks you down...

That's what my mum taught me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean pants incase a bus crashes thro wall and knocks you down...

That's what my mum taught me."

she taught you to crash buses through walls ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean pants incase a bus crashes thro wall and knocks you down...

That's what my mum taught me."

Lmao

well goes without saying, personal hygiene is tops. make sure your all scrubbed up clean and smelling edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy

once i find out where it's off my holiday list

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a wee scrub down wi some carbolic and a wire brush and you'll be good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy

once i find out where it's off my holiday list

And sometimes....they bigger than the willies

I must stop watching weird programmes

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If she asks what the wardrobe space is like in your home...

Show her the fucking door....

But a quick suck first is ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy

once i find out where it's off my holiday list

And sometimes....they bigger than the willies

I must stop watching weird programmes

dont they eat them in holland eels that is lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy

once i find out where it's off my holiday list

And sometimes....they bigger than the willies

I must stop watching weird programmes

step away from the remote!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do alot more than that with them...specially the red light area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mind wonder .nooo not going go there lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

the mind wonder .nooo not going go there lol"

under no circumstances attempt to fathom what goes on in Peaches mind. It's a very dark and scarey place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol dont do dark and scary .well may be the dark most def not the scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

will half hour be soon enough ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao "

well at least ya didn't cough and splutter before ya laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

Think i got cobwebs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

Think i got cobwebs

eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

Think i got cobwebs

eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!!

Not me jack and danny...jeez !

I just been looking at me ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

Think i got cobwebs

i have an extendable duster

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

Think i got cobwebs

eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!!

Not me jack and danny...jeez !

I just been looking at me ceiling

ffs, you owe me a new kepboard ya faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyy !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well thank you for all the advice means alot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours

Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao

me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up

Think i got cobwebs

eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!!

Not me jack and danny...jeez !

I just been looking at me ceiling

ffs, you owe me a new kepboard ya faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyy !!!!!"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you."

If he doesnt turn up...and the meets at his place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lob your cock on a dinner plate and shout come and get it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you.

If he doesnt turn up...and the meets at his place...

thought that myself

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

dont be sleazy,dont expect anything,but remember if they invited you,they like you,so half way there!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Lob your cock on a dinner plate and shout come and get it !!!!!"

you still doing that for your meets Mike?? (good to see you back btw) xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you.

If he doesnt turn up...and the meets at his place...

thought that myself

make sure you are in then

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