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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a story in the daily mail today about a corporal who died in Brecon Beacon the other week, he was sons section commander at Catterick until he passed out in June. I copied the link to send to my son who is in the Falklands, I pasted the link into our whatsapp message and sent it. Only then did I realise the link that had sent was about the bloody felatio cafe in London that I copied from here the other day. Doh. Made me chuckle tho.

What text or similar faux pas have you made, I love reading those auto carrot texts online, they're hilarious. Good day to you all x

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Oh god.. I've almost done that with copy paste of links before too..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was going to send the same link to his mum too because we met the soldier who died at my sons passing out, glad I didn't now, that would have been double cringe. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check and re-check! (When I remember...)

Otherwise it's a frantic post-look to make sure I sent the right thingy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to send the same link to his mum too because we met the soldier who died at my sons passing out, glad I didn't now, that would have been double cringe. X"

Yeah that would have been well awkward!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my mum "Ooh I love a good rim!" then had to quickly send "RUM!" afterwards Was mainly just relieved she didn't say "like mother like daughter!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I was seeing a wile back sent me a recording of herself, useing her new toy and coming,I accidentally sent the sound file to a mate who I was in a band with, becuse I thought it was the file for a guitar part we had done earlyer that week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've called a man & woman leaving a venue ladies..not my fault the geezer had hair like a tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've called a man & woman leaving a venue ladies..not my fault the geezer had hair like a tart "

Back on the day when I had really long hair and worked in a supermarket, I got tapped on the shoulder with an "excuse me miss?"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I told my mum "Ooh I love a good rim!" then had to quickly send "RUM!" afterwards Was mainly just relieved she didn't say "like mother like daughter!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a story in the daily mail today about a corporal who died in Brecon Beacon the other week, he was sons section commander at Catterick until he passed out in June. I copied the link to send to my son who is in the Falklands, I pasted the link into our whatsapp message and sent it. Only then did I realise the link that had sent was about the bloody felatio cafe in London that I copied from here the other day. Doh. Made me chuckle tho.

What text or similar faux pas have you made, I love reading those auto carrot texts online, they're hilarious. Good day to you all x"

Not quite in the same league but we have a store at work that's used for dumping crap we need but don't have room for.

It's referred to by everyone as "the glory hole".

Makes me every time someone says "just stick it in the glory hole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent Mrs l a message askingif she was going to lube me that night and give me a lubey wank with a finger or 2 in my arse, only to realise I had sent it my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sent Mrs l a message askingif she was going to lube me that night and give me a lubey wank with a finger or 2 in my arse, only to realise I had sent it my sister "

Did she say "not again bruv"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sent Mrs l a message askingif she was going to lube me that night and give me a lubey wank with a finger or 2 in my arse, only to realise I had sent it my sister

Did she say "not again bruv"? "

She replied think I will give that a miss thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also once had an afternoon nap and when I woke up i must of been a sleep on my phone and sent a lad at rugby 8 pictures of Mrs l's lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a play the other day up in my room whilst my female house mate was downstairs in the kitchen, I couldn't work out why I couldn't hear the sound on my phone until I realised it must be playing through the Bluetooth speakers downstairs, luckily for me as I nervously walked downstairs to query it she had popped to the shops to get some milk and was just returning! Let off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never done it myself but a good friend of mine sent her new fella a link to her fab profile and by accident it went to her whole phone book mum brother n ex hubby included to say it raised eyebrows is an understatement

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