FabSwingers.com forum: My Balls need emptying

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank ??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

This only qualifies for sympathy if you need to transport them in a wheel barrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't be arsed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Set fire to them

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Who are they staring at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never have full balls, too busy doing tibutes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Set fire to them

Thats just stupid

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Would you be gelded if you were a horse?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Set fire to them

Thats just stupid

Oh....you wanted a SENSIBLE answer. Good luck with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Set fire to them

Thats just stupid

Oh....you wanted a SENSIBLE answer. Good luck with that.

Now who's being a clever dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prick them with a pin.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!"

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Phone a friend.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

There's a reason for the hot pics section ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing quite as erotic as hearing a bloke whisper 'my balls need emptying'. Almost beats the status I saw earlier of 'need a dick in my shitter' ... I need to log off FAB, it's far too arousing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

I see what you did there

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I need a good seeing to soon myself before i go away would be nice

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

Daft bugger

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

I see what you did there

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops wrong room for me

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Needy and lazy

MrsSB

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"This only qualifies for sympathy if you need to transport them in a wheel barrow.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops wrong room for me

Lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What you need I reckon is one of those sharp ended straws like you get on Capri-Sun pouches. Ease the pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your straight so i cant help

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Nothing quite as erotic as hearing a bloke whisper 'my balls need emptying'. Almost beats the status I saw earlier of 'need a dick in my shitter' ... I need to log off FAB, it's far too arousing! "

Lol

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Do they really ache ? This is a serious question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

Fancy a fuck???

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I hear the sound of moist knickers being lowered nationwide.

Have you tried a skewer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need I reckon is one of those sharp ended straws like you get on Capri-Sun pouches. Ease the pressure."

...

And that, children, is what we call a niche fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Set fire to them

Thats just stupid

Oh....you wanted a SENSIBLE answer. Good luck with that.

Now who's being a clever dick

Not you with the bulging balls apparently

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

Fancy a fuck???

As its you....id be delighted

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache."

I'd have gone mad after three...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

Fancy a fuck???

As its you....id be delighted

#backfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache."
looking at that tiny bulge it looks like you have just had sex

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Poncefract? Has it gone all chi chi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache."

Good things 'cum' to those that wait!!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache.

I'd have gone mad after three...

You're mad anyway, but I'd say after 3 hours & you're a basket job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache. looking at that tiny bulge it looks like you have just had sex

Tony! Be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are they staring at?

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Haha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache.

I'd have gone mad after three...

You're mad anyway, but I'd say after 3 hours & you're a basket job.

Cheeky muthafuka!

Give me three hours with you and I'll *show* you the true meaning of madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down guys it's only a forum

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Calm down guys it's only a forum

Mm-hmm. And you don't know me or him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!

Visit Brighton (not Poncefract)

Get ya own sympathy thread

How DARE you suggest I need a sympathy shag?!?!

I'll prove you wrong by getting offered one and then turning her down.

Fancy a shag?

Or two? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache."

Become a eunuch x

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Give me three hours with you and I'll *show* you the true meaning of madness

Just the hours? I was going for a lost weekend myself, but if 3 hours is all ya can muster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

Excuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

Excuse me

You can't be excused - your balls will be required.

I suppose a brick and a kerbstone would suffice at a push then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

Excuse me

You can't be excused - your balls will be required.

I suppose a brick and a kerbstone would suffice at a push then?

A bj would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

Excuse me

You can't be excused - your balls will be required.

I suppose a brick and a kerbstone would suffice at a push then?

A bj would be better

But equally unlikely!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"It's been 5 days now and they are staring to ache."

And men wonder why messages get deleted ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

Excuse me

You can't be excused - your balls will be required.

I suppose a brick and a kerbstone would suffice at a push then?

A bj would be better

But equally unlikely!

Suppose a shags out of the question then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think photographic evidence of these saggy balls would be in needed for the ladies to evidence plump-ability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing that a couple of bricks wouldn't cure!

Excuse me

You can't be excused - your balls will be required.

I suppose a brick and a kerbstone would suffice at a push then?

A bj would be better

But equally unlikely!

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Shouts*

"Shaaaag- PP wants a fuck?

Shall I tell him he needs patience?"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nothing quite as erotic as hearing a bloke whisper 'my balls need emptying'. Almost beats the status I saw earlier of 'need a dick in my shitter' ... I need to log off FAB, it's far too arousing! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think photographic evidence of these saggy balls would be in needed for the ladies to evidence plump-ability

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get no sympathy from me, I've not had sex since last September!!"

Now that's not for a lack of offers, I'm sure. I DEFINITELY would...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need I reckon is one of those sharp ended straws like you get on Capri-Sun pouches. Ease the pressure."
love this one

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Give me three hours with you and I'll *show* you the true meaning of madness

Just the hours? I was going for a lost weekend myself, but if 3 hours is all ya can muster....

May I watch? It's been a while since I've seen you around these parts.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give me three hours with you and I'll *show* you the true meaning of madness

Just the hours? I was going for a lost weekend myself, but if 3 hours is all ya can muster....

I'm just thinking of your heart.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give me three hours with you and I'll *show* you the true meaning of madness

Just the hours? I was going for a lost weekend myself, but if 3 hours is all ya can muster....

I'm just thinking of your heart.

If you have one...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

If I had balls they'd need emptying as well right now...

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"If I had balls they'd need emptying as well right now..."

Would you like to borrow mine?

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