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Cunty Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ARGHHHHHHHHHH

Go to check on the lil one after ive locked up and just about to go to bed..

Go to give her a kiss

Stand on a FUCKING LEGO BRICK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch x

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

WHOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

My complete sympathy I know that pain, closely followed by the rogue Barbie shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered what that screaming was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck.

That's gotta hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My complete sympathy I know that pain, closely followed by the rogue Barbie shoe "

Surprised she didnt wake up.. and she very nearly didnt get the kiss out of protest haha

Luckily in a way she was never into Barbies..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wondered what that screaming was."

Makes a change from seeing a spider!

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Oh I felt that, happened when I got up this morning, only I stood on a hot wheels car, ouch

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Impressed you didn't wake her. Parenting skills first class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

footwear helps...

my sons room is often littered with stray lego bricks..I have to wear slippers before entering...not been caught out yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

upturned plug

no other pain

no.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like lego, but not for standing on.

My sister once stood full weight on an upturned 3 pin plug in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I'm glad mine have got past the Lego phase, those little bricks fucking hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like lego, but not for standing on.

My sister once stood full weight on an upturned 3 pin plug in the dark "

Happened to me so many times, it's almost as bad as catching your pinky on the door frame

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Now you just need to knock over a handy filled glass of drink strategically placed...this single Home Alone worked didn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw, the title cunty bollocks made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"footwear helps...

my sons room is often littered with stray lego bricks..I have to wear slippers before entering...not been caught out yet"

I have always walked around bare footed.. think i might need to carry a torch in future..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

upturned plug

no other pain

no.

"

not done that one YET.. knowing me i will do at some point haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like lego, but not for standing on.

My sister once stood full weight on an upturned 3 pin plug in the dark

Happened to me so many times, it's almost as bad as catching your pinky on the door frame "

Its so bloomin sore.. i hobbled to bed and am propper sulking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like lego, but not for standing on.

My sister once stood full weight on an upturned 3 pin plug in the dark

Happened to me so many times, it's almost as bad as catching your pinky on the door frame "

I'm now blowing and panting like I'm in Labour! xxx

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Slippers?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Yowch I knelt on one once and the fucker drew blood, took perfect circle of flesh out of my knee. God I swore that day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slippers?"

might have to start wearing footwear..

im normally a bare footed kinda girl x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I like lego, but not for standing on.

My sister once stood full weight on an upturned 3 pin plug in the dark

Happened to me so many times, it's almost as bad as catching your pinky on the door frame "

I am very wary of plugs ever since she did it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Btw, the title cunty bollocks made me chuckle "

thank you kindly lol

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

When i worked in a nursery lego always seemed to fin its way under rugs/mats, crawling across the room and kneeling on it hurt.... alot. How i managed not to swear on the many occasions escapes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try getting the pointy end of a badge stuck in the sole of your foot...

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like lego, but not for standing on.

My sister once stood full weight on an upturned 3 pin plug in the dark "

Yep I've done that too!

I recall it smarted a bit!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Once upon a time I bought some boots. They were heel-less ones, so the full weight is on the toes. They were insanely high with a huge platform, something like 8" overall, I'd guess.

The first time I put them on, when I stood up I found 2 nails had been left protruding from the sole of one boot, through into the inside. One was right where the ball of my foot went, the other in the middle of my instep. They both pierced the skin, which came as rather an unpleasant shock.

I then spent the next 4 hours in A&E waiting for a tetanus jab because mine was long out of date.

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