FabSwingers.com forum: how quick?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was only last week that i cut my grass, now its back longer than before...why does my garden hate me so much? lol

and how blooming quick do Dandilions grow?! like a mini field full.. pesky things.

Gotta love spring/summer

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

come and live in scotland, the grass is only just thinking about growing.

Love summer, when it gets here for the whole two days it lasts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

must be said the men in scottland are damm fine, however id need a translator for the majority of you scottish folk, and i prefer the warmer weather down here in the southwest xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already

I offer a comprehensive muff trimming service at very reasonable rates...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already

I offer a comprehensive muff trimming service at very reasonable rates...

I like it prickly...xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mine stays smooth for about a week.. i hate the prickly stage

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I was rubbing my chin and it's quite prickly today as I haven't shaved for 2 days.

If I went down on a prickly foof I was wondering if it would create a fire hazard?

Or would it just be like human velcro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was rubbing my chin and it's quite prickly today as I haven't shaved for 2 days.

If I went down on a prickly foof I was wondering if it would create a fire hazard?

Or would it just be like human velcro?

o0o0 friction burn

at least a woman would know your down on her by the slight scratching at her thigh..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was rubbing my chin and it's quite prickly today as I haven't shaved for 2 days.

If I went down on a prickly foof I was wondering if it would create a fire hazard?

Or would it just be like human velcro?

o0o0 friction burn

at least a woman would know your down on her by the slight scratching at her thigh.. "

Erm excuse me, a lady would know if I was going down on her, chin hair or no chin hair... I like to sing 'Down at the bottom of the deep blue sea catching fishies for my tea' while I do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of muff stubble...

If there's grass on the pitch the game is on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pure filth *tut tut*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"pure filth *tut tut* "

You really should wash it then

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"pure filth *tut tut*

You really should wash it then

Ages since I've heard it called a 'tut tut'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already

I offer a comprehensive muff trimming service at very reasonable rates...

will take you up on that xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol @ the terrible two some.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already

I offer a comprehensive muff trimming service at very reasonable rates...

will take you up on that xx"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"lol @ the terrible two some. "

I've heard they are right tossers...so who are they then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol @ the terrible two some.

I've heard they are right tossers...so who are they then? "

erm some monkey and a time traveller..

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"lol @ the terrible two some.

I've heard they are right tossers...so who are they then?

erm some monkey and a time traveller..

Sounds a bit dodgy, I'd keep away from that pair if I was you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol @ the terrible two some.

I've heard they are right tossers...so who are they then?

erm some monkey and a time traveller..

Sounds a bit dodgy, I'd keep away from that pair if I was you...

good job they live miles n miles away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you said terrible twosome I thought you meant that well known Scottish couple..............Ben Doon and Phil McRacken

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

one of the joys of having a large garden i guess, the work it involves thats why i got a house with just a yard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually i cut mine once a week, once it starts to get warmer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually i cut mine once a week, once it starts to get warmer."

is there a way to stop it growing? lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Usually i cut mine once a week, once it starts to get warmer."

so do we.

we haven't cut it for seven years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually i cut mine once a week, once it starts to get warmer.

is there a way to stop it growing? lol"

Only killer or a flamethrower probably

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

slab it!!!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll come round a cutt your grass for you. lol xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Usually i cut mine once a week, once it starts to get warmer.

is there a way to stop it growing? lol

Only killer or a flamethrower probably

Are we still talking lawns or pubic hair here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come round a cutt your grass for you. lol xx

cmon then

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

love to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"love to

my address is...

CutenSassy Lykes

The Cockwell Inn

Tillet

Herts

:D haha

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

just a tad too far, never mind the thought was there.

xx0xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just a tad too far, never mind the thought was there.

xx0xx

oh dammit.. im gonna invent some machine that if u actually fold a map of britain up so that the two locations are next to each other that it is possible to cut out all the excess travel haha

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

now that would be good, I think that everyone here would just love that, so get busy inventing.

I am sure there is a physics law that covers that. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant abide quickies...if its worth doing, its worth doing well

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

dead right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id love it if my lawn stopped growing, such a pain at times

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*"

...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere....

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cover the grass up, and keep it in the dark, that'll stop it growing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*

...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere....

He is probably in his office, munching a banana whilst hanging from a light fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*

...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere....

I am so getting to the point of wanting to really slap that ass.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*

...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere....

I am so getting to the point of wanting to really slap that ass.

I might just let you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got hand made paddle waiting...well i say paddle , its really a loose plank i found yesterday

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Id love it if my lawn stopped growing, such a pain at times "

just get some goats they do the job for you but then they eat everything else

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Mowed my lawn on Sunday as was a sea of dandelions and daisies - shawn of the s massacre occurred.

Just looked at the lawn - and there are two dandelions and lots of daisies again! It hasn't even been two days FFS.

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