FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual calorie consumption

By *ldestswingerintown OP Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

It's been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original research I'm proud to present the results.

REMOVING CLOTHES:

With consent............. 12 Calories

Without consent......... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands........... 8 Calories

With one hand............ 12 Calories

With your teeth.......... 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.......... 6 Calories

Without an erection..... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find clitoris....8 Calories

Trying to find the g-Spot.92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary............... 12 Calories

69 lying down............ 78 Calories

69 standing up.......... 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow............. 216 Calories

Doggy Style............. 326 Calories

Italian chandelier.......912 Calories

ORGASM:

Real.................... 112 Calories

False................... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging..... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately....36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years old......... 36 Calories

30-39 years...............80 Calories

40-49 years..............124 Calories

50-59 years............. 972 Calories

60-69 years.............2916 Calories

70 and over.......... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly.................... 2 Calories

In a hurry............... 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door.....................1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.....................3521 Calories