FabSwingers.com forum: pastafarianism

By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

are there any other peeps who beleave in this faith

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Chilli, tomato and little olive oil is a delight.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have a special pasta sauce stain on my soul for this faith.

The midgets sold it to me in the end.

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have a special pasta sauce stain on my soul for this faith.

The midgets sold it to me in the end.

All bow to the flying spaghetti monster

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I went through a phase of arguing with the fundy nutters who posted on their website...

...it was hilarious.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

oi am a coider drinker

oi drinks it all of the dao

oooaaarr oooaaarr ay

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

oi am a coider drinker

oi drinks it all of the dao

oooaaarr oooaaarr ay

I'm so glad you have filled my mind with such a classic song for the nexy 3 months or more...thanks Wendy.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

I like all of the alcohols, can I come?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

I like all of the alcohols, can I come?"

Sure, just acknowledge his great noodleness and let him touch you with a pasta strand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are there any other peeps who beleave in this faith

Of course

He boiled for our sins

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

I like all of the alcohols, can I come?"

only if you like us beleave pirates are absolute divine beings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R'amen.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

I like all of the alcohols, can I come?

only if you like us beleave pirates are absolute divine beings

Not those nasty Somalians though, there not proper pirates, not a tricorn or parrot in sight!!

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"R'amen."

welcome sister Laine may you enjoy your noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vermicelli! He was one of the great Italian pastas. Or was it painters?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Vermicelli! He was one of the great Italian pastas. Or was it painters?

Yes.

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Vermicelli! He was one of the great Italian pastas. Or was it painters?

Be nice will you join us for our pirates day its a national holiday for pastafarians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vermicelli! He was one of the great Italian pastas. Or was it painters?

Be nice will you join us for our pirates day its a national holiday for pastafarians

who's gonna do the bliddy food then!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

All hail Peroni

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"All hail Peroni

"I am the fly the spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before me.(Afterwards is ok;just use protection.)The only monster who deserves capitalization is me! other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitaliztion.'

Suggestions 1:1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All hail Peroni

Suggestions 1:1

just step away from the pasta machine and go with the nice peeps in the white coats.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

tonight's prayer session shall commence with:

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce.

Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung On forks as they are on spoons.

Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness,

As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss,

And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

well im not a pasta lover

But like gnocci in a four cheese sauce. and a nice veg rissotto .

end of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tonight's prayer session shall commence with:

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce.

Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung On forks as they are on spoons.

Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness,

As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss,

And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.

you to missie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

well im not a pasta lover

But like gnocci in a four cheese sauce. and a nice veg rissotto .

end of

oi risotto's like swearing in here, you mind yer bliddy sanguage.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I have ben touched by His noodly appendage

Blessed be the FSM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli, tomato and little olive oil is a delight."

i like ya style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

less is more.

more or less

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have ben touched by His noodly appendage

Blessed be the FSM!"

welcome brother will you be joining us on talk like a pirate day

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...

and the strippers as well

I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....

I like all of the alcohols, can I come?

only if you like us beleave pirates are absolute divine beings

Not those nasty Somalians though, there not proper pirates, not a tricorn or parrot in sight!!

"since you have done a half ASS job ,you will receive half an ass !" The Great Pirate Solomam grabbed his cermonial scimitor and struck his reamaining donkey ,cleaving it in two.

this is for all brothers with there ass pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need some chilli tomoto pasta and some noce wine

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"i need some chilli tomoto pasta and some noce wine

Is that sweet chilli sauce or firey hot chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need some chilli tomoto pasta and some noce wine

Is that sweet chilli sauce or firey hot chilli sauce

proper made tomoatoe and fresh red chillis in the sauce with chicken pasta x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

!!!!!Heretics!!!!!

There is only one true pasta!!

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!

There is only one true pasta!!

have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!

There is only one true pasta!!

have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much

Take penance by drinking stale beer and not looking at strippers for a week, then you may be forgiven...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!

There is only one true pasta!!

have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much

i know this great Italian in Birmingham city centre and the garlic bread is lush

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!

There is only one true pasta!!

have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much

i know this great Italian in Birmingham city centre and the garlic bread is lush "

hope they have a good quality wine nice red will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah they do but i cant drink red as a glass of it im pissed

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"yeah they do but i cant drink red as a glass of it im pissed"

Have nice bottle white instead if you cant drink it sure i can whats for desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i havent been drinking much of late i think its the fact of too much work

i think as im off till tues i might

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"i havent been drinking much of late i think its the fact of too much work

i think as im off till tues i might"

well i like my red full bodied would have be be tiramisu for dessert very mmmm

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i must confess,i am a fallen pastafarian.

the hair,i liked,the hat,i liked,i even liked,the orange stained,t shirt.

so it was with great sadness,when i had to leave the faith.

i just found it impossible,to get the linguine,into a spliff.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"i must confess,i am a fallen pastafarian.

the hair,i liked,the hat,i liked,i even liked,the orange stained,t shirt.

so it was with great sadness,when i had to leave the faith.

i just found it impossible,to get the linguine,into a spliff.

Maybe you should consider the Invisible Pink Unicorn instead?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"i must confess,i am a fallen pastafarian.

the hair,i liked,the hat,i liked,i even liked,the orange stained,t shirt.

so it was with great sadness,when i had to leave the faith.

i just found it impossible,to get the linguine,into a spliff.

Maybe you should consider the Invisible Pink Unicorn instead? "

mrs saucy's a practising worshiper.

there's nothing she likes more,

than an invisible pink member.

with the constant horn.

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