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"**twirls in with no rant looking for Markoh** Oh dear where has he gone now "Not a clue. But things are going wrong when I am the one starting rant threads
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"No rants here  "Morning needy. Sorry PP 
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet "Yet? 
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"I don't know, I have a couple of weeks away and the place has gone to pot. Next we'll be having Face Pic Friday on a Monday. Who's supposed to be in charge round here? "Nobody. This is a loony house
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
MrsSB "well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet | |||
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"Can I rant about the weather? It's wet and grey and yucky "Same here 
Maybe a fuck will cheer us up. 
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"Can I rant that I have no one in my office to talk to "Maybe if you take off your blindfold
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
MrsSB
well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet "We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
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"Well I'm bloody raging....The last 2 meets off here didn't turn up and then blocked me "I had 4 of them
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"Had my rant this morning. Vented some vexation in the forum and feel so much better. (Now I'm awake). "I saw it. I was to scared to comment. MrsSB | |||
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
MrsSB
well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet
We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
MrsSB "oooooooooo complain - not supposed to start noises until 8 am | |||
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"Had my rant this morning. Vented some vexation in the forum and feel so much better. (Now I'm awake).
I saw it. I was to scared to comment.
MrsSB "Do not fear me my Spanish Lady. I am but a mere pussy cat with the roar of a lion. | |||
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
MrsSB
well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet
We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
MrsSB
oooooooooo complain - not supposed to start noises until 8 am "Some emergency water pipe thing
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
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well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet
We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
MrsSB
oooooooooo complain - not supposed to start noises until 8 am
Some emergency water pipe thing
MrsSB "ah well - guess thats allowed | |||
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"I'm saving all my rants up til the end of the year, then you'll wish it never happened "Hahahaha luvre it | |||
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"Where's Markoh? I don't have any. But you lot go bananas winging. You see what I did. MrsSB "Fancy a fuck? Mr Markoh You see what I did? | |||
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"Where's Markoh? I don't have any. But you lot go bananas winging. You see what I did. MrsSB
Fancy a fuck?
Mr Markoh
You see what I did?
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"Can I rant?? "Go for it, dude! | |||
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"Someone say my name?
"Your name was mentioned 3 times on this thread before you appeared Markoh Are you related to Beetlejuice x | |||
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"Well !! I have nobody to fuck today yet "Yet..... it's only 9.49. Send a few faf messages, don't forget to include a cock pic. You'll be knee deep in clunge by noon. | |||
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"Someone say my name?
Your name was mentioned 3 times on this thread before you appeared Markoh Are you related to Beetlejuice x "I am beetlejuice. | |||
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"Can I rant??
Go for it, dude!
Oi!!!!!!  "Do you need a rant too, Markoh? Let it out. Let rage be unconfined. | |||
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"Someone say my name?
Your name was mentioned 3 times on this thread before you appeared Markoh Are you related to Beetlejuice x "No hold on, I'm spartacus. | |||
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"Someone say my name?
Your name was mentioned 3 times on this thread before you appeared Markoh Are you related to Beetlejuice x "Noooooo I'm er um ooh agghhh...... BANG!!!!! *Head explodes.... | |||
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces " You'll be old and doddery and confused one day sonny.... *shakes walking stick in the air.... | |||
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"am going to rant here coz me puppy is far to cute to stay mad at when he give his soooooooowey mummy eyes go for me bath n when when i come down the little twat has emptied the feckin bin all over the kitchen floor torn the livin out shit outta 1 of me big cushions fukin white stuffin all over the lounge n to add insult to injury he has chompmed on me new sexy knickers i only bought yesterday arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg rant over ohhhhhhhhh that was cathartic lol "Should have bought a kitten. Wrong option. #nosympathy | |||
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"Can I rant??
Go for it, dude!
Oi!!!!!!
Do you need a rant too, Markoh?
Let it out. Let rage be unconfined. "Well.........
Firstly I need to have a "quiet word" (  nudge nudge ) with the fucker responsible for poisoning me...... | |||
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And no, I'm not starting one. That way madness lies. | |||
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"I have a rant. I finally have a decent thigh pic on a Thursday (granted the decent thighs aren't my own) and there is no thigh thread.
And no, I'm not starting one. That way madness lies."Are you suggesting that you don't already have the madness? | |||
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"Rant: BT Customer Help Line. There are no words. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh" There are currently 2345 people in front of you, please continue to hold your call is very important to us *plays annoying music* | |||
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"Rant: BT Customer Help Line. There are no words. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh" Two and a half hours later. Still dealing with BT, though with some canny googling, I am through to a UK call centre and have only had to retell the story once so far. Angry doesn't begin to cover it!! | |||
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I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft "Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx"Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?) | |||
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"Rant: BT Customer Help Line. There are no words. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh" One day I'll distribute my three letters of complaint to BT. Tosspots extraordinaire. | |||
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"Rant- I want an fmf with my partner where the F will understand that I am bendy rather than bi!!!!" Good luck. BTW, I want a pony. | |||
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"Wankers in the office that palm of their work to you and get them to do it Fuck that - told boss I am not doing it and my boss was like yep I will have a word with them
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft "You're not paying attention, there IS a fancy a Fuck thread running. | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx"It's a day of confusing threads. | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?) "I read that as "minge"... | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I read that as "minge"... "Markoh this is my thread. Stop replying and go back to the fancy a fuck one or you rather keep this one and I take over fancy a fuck one. MrsSB | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I read that as "minge"... "Oh ffs, your running fancy a fuck, Mrs SB is running the rant and to top it off there's a 'minge' in my tea?!? *curls into a ball and starts rocking* | |||
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"Rant- I want an fmf with my partner where the F will understand that I am bendy rather than bi!!!! Good luck. BTW, I want a pony. "I know someone who can sell you a pony! | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?) "I would if I could reach! | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I read that as "minge"...
Oh ffs, your running fancy a fuck, Mrs SB is running the rant and to top it off there's a 'minge' in my tea?!?
*curls into a ball and starts rocking*"There there, the weirdness will be over soon...... | |||
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"Rant- I want an fmf with my partner where the F will understand that I am bendy rather than bi!!!! Good luck. BTW, I want a pony.
I know someone who can sell you a pony!"I don't really want a pony, I actually want glue..... | |||
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I would if I could reach! "You're closer than me.... | |||
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"I did sit on a pair of side cutters today but its not really a rant just a pain in the arse "Baddum tshhhhh | |||
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"Theyre digging up the drains in my village and the smell of pooh is everywhere ! Its wafting into houses and shops .. gross. Been two days now " | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed "Boo- that sucks x | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Boo- that sucks x"I know someone who goes by the username Boo, And she sucks as well or so I have been told | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed "Not good. Would a hug help? | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?"I would love a hug please, a long one | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?
I would love a hug please, a long one "My pleasure. And you're not a million miles away either.... | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?
I would love a hug please, a long one
My pleasure. And you're not a million miles away either.... "20 miles... you can almost touch me | |||
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening "Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter | |||
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter "Sorry still on holibobs you'll need to sort them out | |||
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"I'm having a late moan. My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?
I would love a hug please, a long one
My pleasure. And you're not a million miles away either....
20 miles... you can almost touch me "So close, and yet I can feel a but in the air. As opposed to feeling a butt..... | |||
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter "Anarchy and chaos.... *puts pants on head and runs through the thread... **wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |||
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter
Anarchy and chaos....
*puts pants on head and runs through the thread...
**wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"Give me my pants back you | |||
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces " I park in them at night, kids should be in bed by then. And since when was having kids a disability? Sure wider spaces are great but they don't have to be right by the door | |||
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces I park in them at night, kids should be in bed by then. And since when was having kids a disability? Sure wider spaces are great but they don't have to be right by the door "That's not a rant, just information | |||
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter
Anarchy and chaos....
*puts pants on head and runs through the thread...
**wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Give me my pants back you "Gladly. There's not enough fabric to keep me ears warm. | |||
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces I park in them at night, kids should be in bed by then. And since when was having kids a disability? Sure wider spaces are great but they don't have to be right by the door
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