FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee and blow job

By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

This is not a joke. In Paddington in London a "coffee and blow job" cafe is opening in December. Looking like a complete first for this control and apparently the owners are working with police and lawers to sort it out correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The society is going forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like being stimulated at both ends eh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends what type of coffee they sell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they supply the blow job also or do you have to take the mouth in with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what type of coffee they sell

"Do you want cream with that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to go in at least for a look wouldn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like a salon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole new concept of frothy coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you pay for the bj and get the coffee for free or the other way round I wonder, can girls go in and their foofs licked too or is it a male only cafe. Wouldn't mind a part time job if they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?

That's what I said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There's a massive health and safety risk. Just imagine being on your knees in front of a guy, cock in your mouth and he squirms due to the blow job he's enjoying whilst holding a hot beverage? Could be painful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?

That's what I said....

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haha this can't be true I'm not sure if that would be legal if it is I'm selling my shares in costa coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs: Wow

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?

That's what I said....

haha this can't be true I'm not sure if that would be legal if it is I'm selling my shares in costa coffee lol"

massive pile of steaming moo cow poo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I hate coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs: Wow

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html"

In Geneva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?"

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion."

That's definitely why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?

That's what I said....

haha this can't be true I'm not sure if that would be legal if it is I'm selling my shares in costa coffee lol

Interesting way of saying the 'b' word. Haha

massive pile of steaming moo cow poo...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't put my lips anywhere near any drinking recepticles in a shop that any random person can come in off the street and get his cock sucked!

Keep cocks and coffee seperate please - never the twain should meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite"

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says 50 quid a bj plus 10 quid for every 15 minutes extra, I was in cologne last year and in a similar place you could do what you like for 50 euros, sounds like an expensive bj, I bet the coffee won't be cheap either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really."

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster. "

This thread is about coffee and blow jobs.

See above.

Your comment is mounted on a wall somewhere I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster. "

He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.

Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.

He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.

Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing. "

I thank you dear Dan.

You said what I wanted to shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The naked resturant in London already has a 46K waiting list anything like this allways does well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The naked resturant in London already has a 46K waiting list anything like this allways does well"

It must be a very big block they're all queuing round, they'll all catch their death too, naked in the rain and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.

He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.

Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing. "

No, of course not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not sure...im veru fussy about my coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would live to work there !! Fully trained barista and apparently ok at giving head too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would live to work there !! Fully trained barista and apparently ok at giving head too."

Practice to perfection on me if you like, I'm very helpful like that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like coffee can you go in just for the blowie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like coffee

Best stay well clear anyway to be honest - who knows where they get the creamy froth from

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Imagine the confusion as the customer's asked if they want one shot or two ....

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?

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By *iccii69Man
over a year ago

Surrey

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By *iccii69Man
over a year ago

Surrey

I like mine with ample head.

How do you like yours?

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Can one of us get the coffee and the other the blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bullseye for a nosh, they can stick their coffee up their arse.

Don't some people pay for that as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.

He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.

Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing.

No, of course not. "

the poster was the subject of a high profile campaign,long before the mayor had any comment on it..as for the cafe, the location seems daft...they'll be the most expensive hookers in the middle of a pretty rough red light district!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Depends what type of coffee they sell

It's £50 and includes 15 minute blow job

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"You have to go in at least for a look wouldn't you

Yeah but the press will be outside to start with lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"But I hate coffee

Pastries as well apparently

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Im not sure...im veru fussy about my coffee...

Added cream?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?"

I have the owners contact details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what type of coffee they sell

It's £50 and includes 15 minute blow job"

15 minutes is no good to me to be honest

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Depends what type of coffee they sell

It's £50 and includes 15 minute blow job

15 minutes is no good to me to be honest

£10 per extra 15 minutes, so for £10 you get coffee and 30 minute blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.

Wonder what he will think of this?

I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.

Bolshevite

Really

Yes, really.

You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.

He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.

Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing.

No, of course not.

Not hard. You seen em down Sussex gardens

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?

I have the owners contact details

Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what type of coffee they sell

It's £50 and includes 15 minute blow job

15 minutes is no good to me to be honest

£10 per extra 15 minutes, so for £10 you get coffee and 30 minute blowjob"

£60 more like, you forgot the initial £50 for the first 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public? "

According to the article you get given an ipad with your coffee and you select a girl from the thumbnail pics on the ipad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the coffee and ladies getting given oral sex cafe is opening where?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public? "

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?

I have the owners contact details

Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar! "

Open up your own ?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?

I have the owners contact details

Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar!

Open up your own ?"

Dragons den here I come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?"

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick. "

Oh my god I would pay double for you!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?

I have the owners contact details

Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar!

It would be a "yes" from me lol

Open up your own ?

Dragons den here I come!"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a bj on the beach at camber sands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.

Oh my god I would pay double for you!

I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha love giving a hot coffee suck -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which is the better wake up?? Haha x

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.

You are the perfect member of staff. Can I place an order now?

Oh my god I would pay double for you!

I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.

Oh my god I would pay double for you!

I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!"

lol

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.

Oh my god I would pay double for you!

I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!"

Perfect member of staff , can I place an order now from you?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Nothing like being stimulated at both ends eh"

Haha

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Depends what type of coffee they sell

Decuntinated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick. "

can I take you home, I think I love you

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

If you don't want blowing maybe you can get a hand job off the ba-wrister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?"

I think I'm happy doing it for free thanks

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Hello, I'd like a Fellataccino please?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Hope the escorts like the taste of rubber..

What would women get if they went in for coffee?

free coffee if they offered a blowjob to the Barista?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

16 hours this thread has been up and not one crap pun involving "double shots" has been made.

I don't know what Fabs is coming to. Poor show people.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?

Employed girls, did you want to work there?

I think I'm happy doing it for free thanks

But remember you couldn't pick and choose lol

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