FabSwingers.com forum: You're in a secure wing and you know you are

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I wish I was

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hot chicken wings or BBQ flavour?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*struggles within straight jacket*

Could you scratch my nose, OP?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*struggles within straight jacket*

Could you scratch my nose, OP?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread isnt very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be a new forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke out of a military stockade in 1972 to the LA underground..this gonna be ez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*struggles within straight jacket*

Could you scratch my nose, OP?"

Thank god it's not your arse that needs scratching

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I broke out of a military stockade in 1972 to the LA underground..this gonna be ez

Just the person.

I have a problem and no one else can help.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This thread isnt very nice"

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my padded cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apperantley I'm just neeeeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life."

I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life.

I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?"

Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Apperantley I'm just neeeeedy

Apparently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can Mikki and I be the wardens? We'd have the walls upholstered in leopard print and we'd have designer straight jackets

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling. "

And we have crayons. Glittery ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke out of a military stockade in 1972 to the LA underground..this gonna be ez

Just the person.

I have a problem and no one else can help.

I'm on special offer too... consider me hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.

And we have crayons. Glittery ones.

We don't have to eat them like the crayon eating lady in the corner do we?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works."

This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.

We're getting leopard print padded walls soon.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.

And we have crayons. Glittery ones.

We don't have to eat them like the crayon eating lady in the corner do we? "

It's optional, not mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.

We're getting leopard print padded walls soon."

It's the glass doors you need to pad.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can Mikki and I be the wardens? We'd have the walls upholstered in leopard print and we'd have designer straight jackets

If mine is purple and sparkly, consider yourself hired

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.

We're getting leopard print padded walls soon.

It's the glass doors you need to pad."

Duly noted. I'll let our designers know.

TINA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.

We're getting leopard print padded walls soon.

It's the glass doors you need to pad.

Duly noted. I'll let our designers know.

TINA!"

made me laugh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life.

I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?

Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket

Rub your face on the wall

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uhoh..Ba Baracus has dog gone missed the plane the crazy fool...any tuff girls on here with a Mohican or a Brazilian lmk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

yup

same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.

And we have crayons. Glittery ones.

Crayons?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life.

I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?

Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket

Rub your face on the wall

*beats face repeatedly against leopard print padded walls*

Nope. Not working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gets out his plastic spork and starts tunnelling out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life.

I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?

Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket

Rub your face on the wall

*beats face repeatedly against leopard print padded walls*

Nope. Not working

Try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I volunteer myself for nose scratching duties... just no biting please.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me think of Hannibal lecter.

So here's a rap battle

Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal lecter

https://youtu.be/KfkR5o_bcSg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuked. . (Pardon my french)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

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i can laugh hysterically and write a book about the antics we got up to but i was answering the ops question. Its also pretty hard to hang on to a sense of humour when they pu you on drugs that take away all your emotions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

A LOT is tested when you're in a secure unit.

A sense of survival is what I found kicked in first.

"Orange is the new Black" comes to mind when thinking of last time in a secure unit!

Laughter can be useful if you're in the frame of mind to laugh.

I laughed at the horror of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i work in lock down units

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

A LOT is tested when you're in a secure unit.

A sense of survival is what I found kicked in first.

"Orange is the new Black" comes to mind when thinking of last time in a secure unit!

Laughter can be useful if you're in the frame of mind to laugh.

I laughed at the horror of it.

Yup... some of it is horrifying. I used to work in one... I think whilst it is a pretty serious topic, the intention of the thread was a play on words from a different thread rather than anything else. I might be wrong but that's how I read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

A LOT is tested when you're in a secure unit.

A sense of survival is what I found kicked in first.

"Orange is the new Black" comes to mind when thinking of last time in a secure unit!

Laughter can be useful if you're in the frame of mind to laugh.

I laughed at the horror of it.

Yep, that's exactly how I read it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes to sleep zzzzzzzz

xxx

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Tighten the straps a bit more please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup."
not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience"

I didn't ask a question though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Short arms and a long back?

I wouldn't wish that on anyone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

I didn't ask a question though

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dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

I didn't ask a question though

dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way"

I'm not being pedantic at all. I didn't ask a question so nobody is answering one.

You, yourself, have described yourself as a crazy cat lady, for example, so I really don't understand why you're taking offence now.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It doesn't help that the other thread, that inspired this one, seems to have been vapourised.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This thread isnt very nice

I'll say.

I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it

Pfft, welcome to my life.

I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?

Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket

Rub your face on the wall

*beats face repeatedly against leopard print padded walls*

Nope. Not working

Try harder.

I did! I escaped!

You'll never catch meeeee!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? :-

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

I didn't ask a question though

dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way

I'm not being pedantic at all. I didn't ask a question so nobody is answering one.

You, yourself, have described yourself as a crazy cat lady, for example, so I really don't understand why you're taking offence now."
dont start with me, your the queen of twisting threads and getting offended. So you didnt ask a question, i answered the thread. I put a simple post up, how is that taking offence. Just because it didnt fit in with what you wanted.

Now im not going to answer you anymore on this thread as we all know you could argue in an empty room

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? :-

It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.

And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.

I didn't ask a question though

dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way

I'm not being pedantic at all. I didn't ask a question so nobody is answering one.

You, yourself, have described yourself as a crazy cat lady, for example, so I really don't understand why you're taking offence now.

dont start with me, your the queen of twisting threads and getting offended. So you didnt ask a question, i answered the thread. I put a simple post up, how is that taking offence. Just because it didnt fit in with what you wanted.

Now im not going to answer you anymore on this thread as we all know you could argue in an empty room"

Me don't start with you?

You started with me!

I give up.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

That should have said ill not I'll

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )"
i have absolutly know idea what the thread is connected to

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )"

It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.

In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.

This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.

It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Some people got it and the first several posts clearly set the tone.

But yeah, jump down my throat.

Anyone else want to have a pop?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To be fair...for the people who dont know the thread you are talking about wont know the way you think the thread should go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a unit (secure or otherwise) full of swingers would make an amazing experiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair...for the people who dont know the thread you are talking about wont know the way you think the thread should go

i didnt see it but could hazard a guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a unit (secure or otherwise) full of swingers would make an amazing experiment. "

big brother does swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works."

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"To be fair...for the people who dont know the thread you are talking about wont know the way you think the thread should go

i didnt see it but could hazard a guess"

Clever thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio..."

And let me out for a crafty ciggy?

one smokes when one is holed up so one does....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tighten the straps a bit more please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...

And let me out for a crafty ciggy?

one smokes when one is holed up so one does...."

I always used to get in trouble for the relaxed attitude I used to take towards the mentally ill on my ward, them being ill and not criminals after all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...

And let me out for a crafty ciggy?

one smokes when one is holed up so one does....

I always used to get in trouble for the relaxed attitude I used to take towards the mentally ill on my ward, them being ill and not criminals after all..."

you'd be in trouble for me tryna seduce ya...

Never had a hot nurse!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...

And let me out for a crafty ciggy?

one smokes when one is holed up so one does...."
we all became religous freaks. You soon learn its your rights to pray in a church so every sunday the staff had to take us over to the chapel. It was our weekly outing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...

And let me out for a crafty ciggy?

one smokes when one is holed up so one does....we all became religous freaks. You soon learn its your rights to pray in a church so every sunday the staff had to take us over to the chapel. It was our weekly outing

pahhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have i missed something here?

I just saw this as a bit of a light hearted thread.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Nothing to see here...all back on track after a bit of confusion in the middle

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to see here...all back on track after a bit of confusion in the middle

Ah darn - I take it all the best bits have been culled? I'm always late to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That maybe the case but at least I have my imaginary friends to talk too

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )

It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.

In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.

This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.

It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it."

My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.

I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.

I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.

Just sayin......

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over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )

It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.

In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.

This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.

It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.

My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.

I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.

I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.

Just sayin......"

"Just sayin'"

one of the most irritating fecking expressions.

Markoh...

hugs as been there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was assuming you were all in a prison secure wing for being sexual perverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh all mad.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Has anyone seen my leopard?

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over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )

It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.

In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.

This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.

It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.

My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.

I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.

I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.

Just sayin......

"Just sayin'"

one of the most irritating fecking expressions.

Markoh...

hugs as been there!"

I'm full of irritating expressions, I've got loads more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...

And let me out for a crafty ciggy?

one smokes when one is holed up so one does....

I always used to get in trouble for the relaxed attitude I used to take towards the mentally ill on my ward, them being ill and not criminals after all...

you'd be in trouble for me tryna seduce ya...

Never had a hot nurse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only keep the dangerous ones locked up now. When I was seeing my psychiatrist he said patients are free to walk around and no longer locked up.

So,I'm assuming you lot are all dangerous and not allowed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my psychiatrist was an attractive man with a relaxed personality. I preferred him to the one I couldn't understand who was abrupt.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand."

Not so,the electric shock therapy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand."
depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The "padded cell" that everyone talks about isnt (in my experience) as bad as people think. Its just a basic room thats got padded floors and walls nothing in it. It tended ( on the wards i was on) just a place they put you when you "kicked off) they put you there till you calmed down

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

For me i think pin downs and being on escort where the worst. We used to have celebrations for people when they came off escort

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over a year ago

"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)"

Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen my leopard?

It's over there playing with my Llama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In it?

I run it

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Yes I am but someone has to guard the inmates

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over a year ago

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days"

Usually Lorazepam now, but some people still get "the cosh"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Usually Lorazepam now, but some people still get "the cosh"

"
noooooo, i actually have it in my statement of directive no chlororomazine. The only way i can describe it, it takes your soul

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Already had a visit to one. The safety clothing, mattress and red light on all night annoyed the hell out of me. So I'll skip this visit ta

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works."

Me too. What is with the neon green jelly they give you?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)

Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!

Have u met my kids!

It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X

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over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

Me too. What is with the neon green jelly they give you?"

It's to radiate you so you are infrared at night should you hike it over the 70 foot fence.

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over a year ago

"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.

I can safely say the food is AWFUL!

The ambience is lacking to say the least.

There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya

and the telly never works.

Me too. What is with the neon green jelly they give you?"

Chlorpromazine

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over a year ago

"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)

Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!

Have u met my kids!

It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X"

Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !

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over a year ago

"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)

Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!

Have u met my kids!

It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X

Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !

Burnley?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke out of a military stockade in 1972 to the LA underground..this gonna be ez

Just the person.

I have a problem and no one else can help.

As long as you don't expect me to fly......I have a bad attitude to flying!

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over a year ago

"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.

Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?

I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.

(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )

It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.

In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.

This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.

It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.

My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.

I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.

I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.

Just sayin......"

Same with my birth mother and I too have anxiety which has just been linked to fibromyalgia.

I too see this thread as a light hearted fun thread. Xxx

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over a year ago

"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)

Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!

Have u met my kids!

It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X

Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !

Burnley?!"

Much more desolate...

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over a year ago

"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!

(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)

Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!

Have u met my kids!

It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X

Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !

Burnley?!

Much more desolate..."

Bognor

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over a year ago

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.

depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days"

I thought that shit was banned long ago!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

At last peace and quiet, how long can I stay here?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"At last peace and quiet, how long can I stay here?"

Snuggle up we'll take the bed in the corner!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.

I thought that shit was banned long ago!

"
it seems not, its quite distressing that its still used. Its 10 years since i last had any and the thought still scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not anymore,not quite secure enough......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cake?

As long as there isn't a file in it!

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over a year ago

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.

I thought that shit was banned long ago!

it seems not, its quite distressing that its still used. Its 10 years since i last had any and the thought still scares me"

I thought olanzapine was the go to drug these days.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.

I thought that shit was banned long ago!

it seems not, its quite distressing that its still used. Its 10 years since i last had any and the thought still scares me

I thought olanzapine was the go to drug these days."
i dont know i didnt think it was still used someone further up said it was

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