FabSwingers.com forum: Perfect penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I watched a programme about the perfect penis last night! It's something I don't worry about but would anyone else need or want extensions/surgery. I think I'll be happy with what I was born with lol not the biggest but never fails me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok dear boy I already have a spiffingly perfect penis in every way B-)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

As long as they work, they're just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ? "

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

Not when your wanking

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

Not when your wanking

In which case they're not making men or women, so it doesn't count!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

Not when your wanking

I don't do such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

Not when your wanking

I don't do such thing

There's only two types of men in the world

Wankers and liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

Not when your wanking

I don't do such thing

There's only two types of men in the world

Wankers and liars

Haha well I am both

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

Are there ?

Not when your wanking

I don't do such thing

There's only two types of men in the world

Wankers and liars

Haha well I am both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit i was concerned about my size. Then I went to a club and now feel much better about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wank, therfre I'm a wanker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be excessive and just a little intrusive, But people get boob jobs, liposuction, New teeth etc all for the perfect body among other reasons,

Why not for the "perfect" penis if that's what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ? "

The man makes the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm perfectly happy with mine. It performs adequately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep happy with mine, does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm perfectly happy with mine. It performs adequately."

It's far more than adequate, my love

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not the biggest but its filled 3 prams as for surgery i have a strict no knife near the penis policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never boast about my own gentleman sausage, but I've been told many times that it is "just perfect in every way".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd never boast about my own gentleman sausage, but I've been told many times that it is "just perfect in every way"."

In every way?

Does it make tea and massage sore feet whilst quoting Nietszche?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok maybe not in every way, can provide milk though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googly eyes help the look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently mine is `pretty`. I'm not really sure what to make of that tbh!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There are a lot of them around. Sometimes they're even oblivious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just didnt get the guy who had inserted so much silicone over the years looked like he had a cabbage for bollocks and an aubergine for a dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just didnt get the guy who had inserted so much silicone over the years looked like he had a cabbage for bollocks and an aubergine for a dick "

Yeah was totally wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to admit i was concerned about my size. Then I went to a club and now feel much better about myself

Same here !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine is bent but that seems to appeal to some haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen so many hung guys not being able to use as good as the average guys so made me more relaxed about size and not to mention plenty of people smaller also haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the penis make the man or the man makes the penis ?

Oi, there are women involved too y'know! Typical, all about the men...

yep, women have penises too, well on fab they do anyway.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Have to admit i was concerned about my size. Then I went to a club and now feel much better about myself

Same here !!"

I don't I feel penis envy lol - though I did go to a bmfc night

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"just didnt get the guy who had inserted so much silicone over the years looked like he had a cabbage for bollocks and an aubergine for a dick "

Preparing us for aliens: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/532836

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