FabSwingers.com forum: First thing when you wake

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the first thing you do when you wake up? Is it browse fab? Grab a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the first thing you do when you wake up? Is it browse fab? Grab a brew? "

i see to the boss then grab a cuppa and browse fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at the time in the hope that I can lie in bed a while longer...

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Go to the little girls room ... put kettle on ... put radio on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let a big fart out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee and then brush teeth/wash.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tell the cat to leave me alone because getting up time isn't for another four and a half hours!

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Browse fab and facebook then up and make a brew

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Go downstairs and put kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub my morning horn and wished it went like that all the time.

Have a piss then erm no routine.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Turn over and have another *5* minutes

I have nothing in particular to get up for, so I don't feel the rush that I did in ma 20's.

In fact that's a lie, I never felt the need to get out of bed asap when I was in ma youth & teens, nothing much has changed over the years.

*Government Health Warning*

I am not a morning person (whenever that maybe)

Anyone got a spare bacon butty? I could murder one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer all the hundreds of messages from adoring ladies

Then I wake up out of that dream lol

Say good morning to Pooch , pop the kettle on , if it fits

Then have a peek on fab

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I look at time.log in to here grab drink

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Tea and fab

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

Visiting the bathroom with a morning glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing usually when I wake is to just lie there for a wile looking at an art print I have on my bedroom wall,,,,sounds weird i know, but thats it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub my clit n browse fab so long as I have time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a wee

I'm always bursting for a pee as soon as I wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go into my wank bank and crack one off...then a cup of tea .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why in the fuck I'm awake at 4 o'clock yet again and do I really need this job lol

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stretch it out.. yawn.. break wind... lie there for a bit.. check my phone... lie there for a bit more then dash to the loo for that early morning piss...

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Check my phone and think please be about 5, get another to hours then before I get up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cuppa time. I need a naked butter to brew and bring it to me

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Kick the cat off the bed, stumble downstairs and make coffee(caffeinated!!)

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Drink ice cold water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today it was panic and grab my phone to check the time.

2 hours to get ready then a 2 and a half hour drive to meet a gorgeous lady off here

Time I got up and put kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish it were 11 and not 6 a.m.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Go for a wee

I'm always bursting for a pee as soon as I wake up "

Good for watersports fans such as myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today it was panic and grab my phone to check the time.

2 hours to get ready then a 2 and a half hour drive to meet a gorgeous lady off here

Time I got up and put kettle on."

Two hours to get ready? Hows that even possible?

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Tell the dogs to piss off because their breath stinks, shut one eye so I can focus on the readout on the clock then try decide what it is the hounds actually want (garden, breakfast or just a bit of fuss). Do said dog related thing then back to bed before I have to go to work.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Make a brew, im fit for nothing before tea

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Smoke a fat spliff in bed. My eye opener

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By *ORTH MAN1000Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

Yawn....long pause

Then up,to embrace the day ahead

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Turn my TV off from the night before then check my phone see if I have any friends then go to the bathroom and depending what day it is eather stay in bed until I can be assed getting up orr if I have been working I will have had a shower a fag teeth then got in to bed to sleep until about 9 at night then up again to work

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Rub my eyes because ive not got balls to scratch

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my alarm on snooze n snuggle up to the mister until it's time for him to get up n go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand up and shake for a minute just to make sure nothing falls off then cuppa and take the dogs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch and see when it's time to go back to bed haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Smoke a fat spliff in bed. My eye opener"

Too late to remove this post now

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Bathroom

Clean teeth

Then hop back into bed

4 round 3 mmmmm

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Check my WhatsApp and messages first thing, feed the cat and make a cuppa, then back to bed for a browse on fab

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Stand up and shake for a minute just to make sure nothing falls off then cuppa and take the dogs out

Who Let The Dogs Out?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Pee-COFFEE!-news. Get sorted for work and all before 5am

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Smoke a fat spliff in bed. My eye opener

Too late to remove this post now

Ahh! The good old days!

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By *aynek80Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Check my phone. The usual twitter/facebook/fab.

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Go for a dump

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Smoke a fat spliff in bed. My eye opener

Too late to remove this post now

Ahh! The good old days!

References to illegal substances are frowned upon on here. Just a heads up chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no way can i be the only person who breaks wind before anything else... you bunch of fibbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look at the time in the hope that I can lie in bed a while longer..."
This

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"no way can i be the only person who breaks wind before anything else... you bunch of fibbers

Ah, but can you reach a middle C in your farty attempts

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Normally fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no way can i be the only person who breaks wind before anything else... you bunch of fibbers

Ah, but can you reach a middle C in your farty attempts

lol never paid much attention to the note of my flatulance before.. will report back tomorrow for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally fart

high 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wee and then a coffee

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"no way can i be the only person who breaks wind before anything else... you bunch of fibbers

Ah, but can you reach a middle C in your farty attempts

lol never paid much attention to the note of my flatulance before.. will report back tomorrow for you

Sniffs and waits, sorry sits and waits

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Sex shower coffee..

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By *eeds toy boyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Stretch out yawn and then stroke the morning wood

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Look at my phone in the vain hope I've got the time wrong and that I've still got an hour in bed. then stretch and go in search of caffeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untangle Headphones from around my neck

Shower

Coffee

Hugh Smile its that start of a new day

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"Untangle Headphones from around my neck

Shower

Coffee

Hugh Smile its that start of a new day

You need some of the Ecandy wireless headphones.you'll be causing an injury!I couldn't live without mine..their fab

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Kettle on... Brew needed.... If time second brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatsapp,

Cuppa,

Browse fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stories and fantasy forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a clear out

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Roll over and go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head I rise beautifully. Pad over to the bathroom and straight into the shower.

In reality I grumble and fall out of bed. Stomp to the bathroom and have an argument with my daughter on the otherside of the door as to why she needs to be in there so long. Then I get back in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally...I lay in bed for about 5 minutes wondering how I'm going to have my morning pee with this morning glory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I rise beautifully. Pad over to the bathroom and straight into the shower.

In reality I grumble and fall out of bed. Stomp to the bathroom and have an argument with my daughter on the otherside of the door as to why she needs to be in there so long. Then I get back in bed. "

You definitely stomp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I rise beautifully. Pad over to the bathroom and straight into the shower.

In reality I grumble and fall out of bed. Stomp to the bathroom and have an argument with my daughter on the otherside of the door as to why she needs to be in there so long. Then I get back in bed.

You definitely stomp

But I do return with tea and other delights. That's totally worth being woken at stupid o clock by madame elephant feet.

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