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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are harder to compose than a university degree essay on 16th migration of rural society in England!! Was trying to formulate one just then and fell to my knees in despair about what to write. Ok I'm lying in bed, but u get my drift!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Have a wank... it's a quicker result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are harder to compose than a university degree essay on 16th migration of rural society in England!! Was trying to formulate one just then and fell to my knees in despair about what to write. Ok I'm lying in bed, but u get my drift! "

Just be a normal Brit and mention the weather!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank... it's a quicker result! "
makes my touch screen all gloopy!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have a wank... it's a quicker result! "

Genius and so true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank... it's a quicker result!

Genius and so true "

pardon me if I just step out of the thread for a moment then..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have a wank... it's a quicker result!

Genius and so true pardon me if I just step out of the thread for a moment then.."

Sticky screen alert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank... it's a quicker result!

Genius and so true pardon me if I just step out of the thread for a moment then..

Sticky screen alert "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really I find them dead easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are harder to compose than a university degree essay on 16th migration of rural society in England!! Was trying to formulate one just then and fell to my knees in despair about what to write. Ok I'm lying in bed, but u get my drift! "

Well you mention you have great sense of humour so open with what comes naturally...

Hi.....did you know when hippos are anxious their sweat is red or banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories or better still if you lift a kangaroos tail off the ground it will fall over....

Be yourself as if you had just met someone at a car wash or supermarket..... Speak as naturally as possible ......I just made a bedtime tea, comfy snuggled in bed and I saw your profile - just wanted to say you sound adorable......no need to reply....just wanted you to know.....perhaps something like that ....

Good luck...

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