FabSwingers.com forum: Knock knock

By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

I knock on your door unexpectedly and try and sell you a timeshare on the Moon.

I am as welcome as a turd in a chocolate fountain.

What do say to get rid of me?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I knock on your door unexpectedly and try and sell you a timeshare on the Moon.

I am as welcome as a turd in a chocolate fountain.

What do say to get rid of me?"

What's the price ? I'm a cheese importer

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I knock on your door unexpectedly and try and sell you a timeshare on the Moon.

I am as welcome as a turd in a chocolate fountain.

What do say to get rid of me?"

Come and help me start my chain saw and by the way does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Drop your trousers and let me give you a BJ xxxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simple fuck off ought to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock jokes have lost their appeal since the hodor incident

I don't want to know who's at the door anymore

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd probably say wow you're tall

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Drop your trousers and let me give you a BJ xxxxxx Suzi

Some clever answers so far but I this one certainly works for me!

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"I'd probably say wow you're tall

I had a woman gasp and say that to me just the other day!

I was just basking in the glow when she followed up with;

"You look like an extra from Lord of the Rings!"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Open yourself up to Jeebus, let him cum inside you!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'd probably say wow you're tall

I had a woman gasp and say that to me just the other day!

I was just basking in the glow when she followed up with;

"You look like an extra from Lord of the Rings!"

I can assure you I'd not say that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Open yourself up to Jeebus, let him cum inside you!

Oh yeah, do come in and meet my Jehova friends

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"A simple fuck off ought to do it

I agree with this.

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