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Oompah Loompah dippitty doh!!!

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

As the title suggests...has anyone ever been with a midget/dwarf/small person and what were their experiences?

Did you suffer from an intrusive Roald Dahl penned ear-worm just as you were about to get (quite a long way) down and dirty?

Did the description kickstand apply and could they lean on one side with no external means of support like a very large foreheaded moped?

Are you a person of genetically small stature who is incensed at my crass comments and would like to string me up from (a very tall) tree (with maybe the help of a cherry picker) and watch me slowly strangle to death?

Let the backlash begin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

No but my name is in your title

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"Ha ha

No but my name is in your title "

Paddy?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

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Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before. "

I'm surprised, you're old enough.

My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.

I'm surprised, you're old enough.

My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.

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He he..Munchkin is cute. I like that.

Can't access your profile but I am sure you are a cute as that nickname would suggest.

I like shorter women..my ex wife was 5 foot 3 (and me a freaky giant).

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this will be a short thread I reckon

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"this will be a short thread I reckon"

Short and squat for sure.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.

I'm surprised, you're old enough.

My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.

He he..Munchkin is cute. I like that.

Can't access your profile but I am sure you are a cute as that nickname would suggest.

I like shorter women..my ex wife was 5 foot 3 (and me a freaky giant).

xx"

I'm shorter than your ex-wife and too much of a virago to be called cute.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.

I'm surprised, you're old enough.

My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.

He he..Munchkin is cute. I like that.

Can't access your profile but I am sure you are a cute as that nickname would suggest.

I like shorter women..my ex wife was 5 foot 3 (and me a freaky giant).

xx

I'm shorter than your ex-wife and too much of a virago to be called cute.

"

Well...you have a large vocabulary..just had to look that one up!

I doff my imaginary cap to you young lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!"

Nell, you're a whole two inches taller than me so think what he has called me over the years.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im to small to read this can YOU PUT IT IN LARGE PRINT PLEASE THANKYOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!

Nell, you're a whole two inches taller than me so think what he has called me over the years. "

Wow, Bonsai's must look like redwoods to you!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"someone" thinks its funny when they come to my house to get on their knees for me to give them a kiss. When i was 16 i went out with someone who was 6ft 6 and they used to pick me up to give me a kiss and my boyfriend before jay was 6ft 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me! I have never met anyone who was vertically challenged

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Oompah loompas absolutely terrify me ever since I've been a tiny tot even the song scares me

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over a year ago

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!"

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

Fuck me...someone must have knobbed a dwarf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrr....got that somg in my head now

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Fuck me...someone must have knobbed a dwarf?"

I'm fairly certain that sentence has never been said before in the history of mankind

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"Fuck me...someone must have knobbed a dwarf?

I'm fairly certain that sentence has never been said before in the history of mankind "

It's actually a quote from Ronnie Corbett's dad who was 6ft 7.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Oompah loompas absolutely terrify me ever since I've been a tiny tot even the song scares me "

I've met one of the original oompa loompahs and he was a lovely and very funny bloke

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