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By *urreyfun2008 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

So the big 50 in under a years time.

Choices:

Grow old gracefully.

Become a sugar daddy of limited means.

Grow up out of cargo pants and flowery shirts.

Join cast of Last of the Summer Wine.

Any other suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need a cardigan for the winter

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Sugar daddy's of limited means don't do so well babe x

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

Grow old disgracefully!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Become a senile delinquent

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

When you get to 50 dont you get to be rude to people and have an opinion no one can question anymore?

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By *urreyfun2008 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead


"When you get to 50 dont you get to be rude to people and have an opinion no one can question anymore?

"

Mmm now that is a bonus.

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"When you get to 50 dont you get to be rude to people and have an opinion no one can question anymore?

"

No you only get that privilege another ten years down the line.

So consider yourself informed now and no backchat!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So the big 50 in under a years time.

Choices:

Grow old gracefully.

Become a sugar daddy of limited means.

Grow up out of cargo pants and flowery shirts.

Join cast of Last of the Summer Wine.

Any other suggestions?"

You forgot:

* buy a motorbike and cultivate a ponytail

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Go on saga holidays

You can get some courses for free or reduced rate. You can wear and do what you like and you get the new title of being eccentric.

You can think that your a bit closer to getting heating allowance and free television licence.

And people will soon start to clap when you tell them how old you are. Youngsters will start giving their seat up for you, you wont have to carry your shopping cause it will be acceptable to get a trolly on wheels

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

They say that at 50 a man becomes everything he most despised at 25.

I live in fear of becoming a badly organised coach trip to Bournemouth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Grow a turquoise goatee and fuck da system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm staring 60 in the face!

Get yourself a Fireblade, I feel 29!!

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row


"I'm staring 60 in the face!

Get yourself a Fireblade, I feel 29!! "

Yea as well as feeling only half your age you can also feel half your body when you statistically come off the bike due to bad car drivers!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Grow old disgracefully!"

This is the best advice.

We don't stop playing because we become old.

We become old when we stop playing.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"So the big 50 in under a years time.

Choices:

Grow old gracefully.

Become a sugar daddy of limited means.

Grow up out of cargo pants and flowery shirts.

Join cast of Last of the Summer Wine.

Any other suggestions?"

start wearing your brasses over your tank top get yourself a flat cap and a whippet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im much more confident in my 50s then at any other time in my live

so just embrace your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm staring 60 in the face!

Get yourself a Fireblade, I feel 29!! "

But fireblade is 47...

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