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"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time " Wow. That's incredible. MrsSB | |||
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"I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager " You should get a pic of you in Irish dance outfit and clarinet. I hope you both ok today. Big hugs MrsSB | |||
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"Whatever number I think of, if I first add 3 to it, then multiply by 4, subtract 6 from the answer, add 3 then subtract 9, multiply that answer by 2 and then divide by 8 I always end up with the number I first thought of It's a blessing and a curse at the same time. " Very clever Dan MrsSB | |||
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"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time Wow. That's incredible. MrsSB " Yes that's amazing ! Fair play to you mate !! | |||
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"I studied psychology at uni but I'm a nail tech, and I've ran a half marathon " Well done you. I can't run even 1k MrsSB | |||
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"My name means pure and virginal I also have my tongue pierced I swam for the county under 11s" I can't swim | |||
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"My name means pure and virginal I also have my tongue pierced I swam for the county under 11s" I love to find out meaning of names. Yours is beautiful MrsSB | |||
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"I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager You should get a pic of you in Irish dance outfit and clarinet. I hope you both ok today. Big hugs MrsSB " Postponed until Thursday xx | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though) It's a wig." Wig? | |||
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"I flew to Kenya when I was 7 years old...on my own." Wow. Amazing MrsSB | |||
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"I have a very big Koi fish called Jesus in my pond XXX" Jesus in your pond?! MrsSB | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though) It's a wig. Wig? " Okay, that one isn't real. | |||
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"I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager You should get a pic of you in Irish dance outfit and clarinet. I hope you both ok today. Big hugs MrsSB Postponed until Thursday xx " Always here lovely. Mwwwaa MrsSB | |||
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"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof " We need evidence of this. Pic please MrsSB | |||
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"I am a fully qualified beauty and holistic therapist and used to do pole dancing classes, but due to an ex I can no longer practice as my wrists are too damaged Mr is a total nerd " Kinky ladies and nerds go hand in hand I'm sorry about your wrist. MrsSB | |||
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"I am a graffity artist " No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you MrsSB | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. " So was I until I had an injury. I had a training session with the Romanian Olympic squad. | |||
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"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas." However, my birthday is in October. " That's lovely name. MrsSB | |||
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"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas." However, my birthday is in October. That's lovely name. MrsSB " Did you work it out? | |||
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"I am a graffity artist No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you MrsSB " Honestly I am, go on kik and I'll show my arts | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. So was I until I had an injury. I had a training session with the Romanian Olympic squad. " Wow. So talented. Aren't you? MrsSB | |||
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"Ive woke up to four armed police surrounding my bed and lifting me for armed robbery. It was a case of mistaken identity but scary as fuck nonetheless " Holy crap. That's really scary MrsSB | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) " Ni hao | |||
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"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas." However, my birthday is in October. That's lovely name. MrsSB Did you work it out? " Yes. Just pm you. MrsSB | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) Ni hao " Hen hao, xie xie Ni ne? | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) Ni hao Hen hao, xie xie Ni ne?" Hen hao, xie xie very much | |||
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"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas." However, my birthday is in October. That's lovely name. MrsSB " I don't know anyone else with my name but I was named after a very famous celebrity child. I rarely reveal the correct spelling on here | |||
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"I make activity boards from old toys and household items for people with disabilities. " That's really lovely. MrsSB | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) Ni hao Hen hao, xie xie Ni ne? Hen hao, xie xie very much " Stop it you too that's way too sexy.. I was picked out for the power rangers stage show... Only to be unable to do it as I broke my ankle days before. | |||
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"My name means pure and virginal I also have my tongue pierced I swam for the county under 11s I can't swim " I don't have a swimming certificate at all but I've taught 15 people to swim so far. I'm currently learning Portuguese and Japanese and Argentine Tango. | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) Ni hao Hen hao, xie xie Ni ne? Hen hao, xie xie very much Stop it you too that's way too sexy.. I was picked out for the power rangers stage show... Only to be unable to do it as I broke my ankle days before. " Oops sorry Broken ankle - ouchy ouch ouch! | |||
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"hubby is the Dr Strange of us two.. speaks 7 languages served in Swiss Army listening to Nato and Russians in the 80's... and has a mountain rally racing license.. Me..I'm a Yorkshire girl simplez " Wow, what a guy | |||
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"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof We need evidence of this. Pic please MrsSB " Uploading one haha | |||
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"I could do the splits(side and front)and put both legs around the back of my head" When? | |||
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"I can count to 10 in Japanese " I can count to 5 in farsi. | |||
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"I have 2 supernumerary nipples (Wikipedia is your friend...). It's not as exciting as it might sound and thankfully they just look like small moles rather than anything too scary but what with all my cats, I'd have definitely been a prime candidate for being burnt at the stake a few centuries ago as extra nipples were supposed to have been where familiars suckled I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it Ms G" I'd like to be there when you next do that! | |||
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"I have 2 supernumerary nipples (Wikipedia is your friend...). It's not as exciting as it might sound and thankfully they just look like small moles rather than anything too scary but what with all my cats, I'd have definitely been a prime candidate for being burnt at the stake a few centuries ago as extra nipples were supposed to have been where familiars suckled I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it Ms G I'd like to be there when you next do that! " Not both at the same time I hasten to add .... and sitting down .... | |||
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"I am a graffity artist No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you MrsSB Honestly I am, go on kik and I'll show my arts " Graffiti?? Wow! | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though) It's a wig." | |||
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"Tell us an interesting fact/s about yourself. Something new that you haven't shared on the forum yet. Mr is a black belt in wing chun and has his tongue pierced ( yes ladies, pierced ) MrsSB real name means hope and has a long tongue ( yes ladies, long tongue ) What about you? MrsSB " I can't play the piano. | |||
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"I have lots of hobbies but main one is collecting rare vinyl. I have nearly 6,000 singles...mainly northern soul, tamla motown, funk, deep funk and ska. Also I have a huge collection of Albums and cd's. I have a dedicated music room at home with twin decs and rather large speakers for my own amusement. I also adore being naked next to really hot bodies " Hot naked bodies | |||
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"I am a graffity artist No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you MrsSB Honestly I am, go on kik and I'll show my arts " On my way | |||
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"The first time I got in an aeroplane I flew it and I'm a marksman at .303 I can also do wonderful things with a bunch of bananas " I've got a bunch of bananas | |||
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"Time confess.......i am a reporter... " Are you having fun here? | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) " That's amazing. MrsSB | |||
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"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas." However, my birthday is in October. That's lovely name. MrsSB I don't know anyone else with my name but I was named after a very famous celebrity child. I rarely reveal the correct spelling on here " That's lovely. MrsSB | |||
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"My name means 'house of figs' or 'house of poverty' depending on who's done the translation. I first read Lord of the Rings at age 11. Nell" It's so interesting knowing the meaning of names MrsSB | |||
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"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin) Ni hao Hen hao, xie xie Ni ne? Hen hao, xie xie very much Stop it you too that's way too sexy.. I was picked out for the power rangers stage show... Only to be unable to do it as I broke my ankle days before. " Awww. That's bad luck. MrsSB | |||
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"My name means pure and virginal I also have my tongue pierced I swam for the county under 11s I can't swim I don't have a swimming certificate at all but I've taught 15 people to swim so far. I'm currently learning Portuguese and Japanese and Argentine Tango. " Very active then MrsSB | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though) It's a wig. " | |||
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"hubby is the Dr Strange of us two.. speaks 7 languages served in Swiss Army listening to Nato and Russians in the 80's... and has a mountain rally racing license.. Me..I'm a Yorkshire girl simplez " I bet there's something that you haven't told us about yourself . MrsSB | |||
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"I've single handedly saved at least 4 lives on seperate occasions and I was awarded a medal and parchment by the Liverpool Shipwreck and Humane Society just this year for one such occasion and if you were to pop into the Maratime Museum in Liverpool you could read all about it. But I don't like to talk about it " That's incredible. MrsSB | |||
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"I could do the splits(side and front)and put both legs around the back of my head" Interesting | |||
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"I have a Blue Peter Badge and if you are good I might let you shine it " The badge, right? MrsSB | |||
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"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof We need evidence of this. Pic please MrsSB Uploading one haha" Damn it. That freckle is sexy MrsSB | |||
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"i teach kung fu and have over 40 students who have gained there black sash" Sifu MrsSB | |||
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"I was a black belt at the age of 12 at karate...started high school and discovered boys So gave it up lol" Those darm boys. MrsSB | |||
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"When I was 18 I applied for the Royal Navy to be a fighter/helicopter pilot. " Are you pilot? MrsSB | |||
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"I can count to 10 in Japanese " Prove it MrsSB | |||
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"We have a pole in our garage and its not hers. She has appeared on blue Peter, twice! I once spent a whole day in bed. " Alone? MrsSB | |||
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"I brought and sold collectables and antiques at auctions fairs flea markets and car boots for 5 years . " Did you keep something special? If so,what? MrsSB | |||
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"I am an adrenalin junkie " Skydiving? MrsSB | |||
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"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too. I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers " So, you coulda been a contender? You coulda been a somebody? | |||
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"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too. I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers So, you coulda been a contender? You coulda been a somebody?" You're getting the hang of this | |||
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"I was picked for the olympic show jumping team but refused it when they told me I had to buy a bigger horse." Do you still have the same horse? MrsSB | |||
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"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof We need evidence of this. Pic please MrsSB Uploading one haha Damn it. That freckle is sexy MrsSB " | |||
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"I make activity boards from old toys and household items for people with disabilities. " Wow thats really amazing | |||
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"I've never played chess I know. I know. " Wow. | |||
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"I have a freckle on my retina. I can sing a song in Thai." That's amazing. You are amazing. Mwwaaa MrsSB | |||
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"I have 2 supernumerary nipples (Wikipedia is your friend...). It's not as exciting as it might sound and thankfully they just look like small moles rather than anything too scary but what with all my cats, I'd have definitely been a prime candidate for being burnt at the stake a few centuries ago as extra nipples were supposed to have been where familiars suckled I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it Ms G" Feet on the head Sexy. | |||
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"I used to do archery, but gave up as it was too easy , basically anything that involves shooting I find simple, but give me a ball and I'm bloody useless. I now make leather goods and after 40 years of hating excercise suddenly love it. Wiggles makes costumes for a living and is a nutty polish woman." I would love to learn to shoot MrsSB | |||
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"I was born in Gracie Field's house..." Are you related ? MrsSB | |||
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"Tell us an interesting fact/s about yourself. Something new that you haven't shared on the forum yet. Mr is a black belt in wing chun and has his tongue pierced ( yes ladies, pierced ) MrsSB real name means hope and has a long tongue ( yes ladies, long tongue ) What about you? MrsSB I can't play the piano. " You can do better than this MrsSB | |||
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"Ive been up the CN tower in Toronto. " How tall is it? MrsSB | |||
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"I can swat house flies with my samurai sword like the guy in blind fury " Pics or it never happened | |||
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"I've never played chess I know. I know. " That what we will do when we meet | |||
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"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too. I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers " Joe | |||
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"I took part in the Van Ieper 100km march and remembrance ceremony. I passed out during the ceremony..." Do you get a Sexy nurse looking after you? | |||
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"I have OCD - whenever I come up/down a flight of stairs it has to be my left foot that touches the landing/floor first. If I know it's going to be my right foot that will touch the landing/floor first, I will skip a step so that my left foot is first on the landing/floor! Crazy I know......" Not crazy. I hate stickers . They actually freak me out. MrsSB | |||
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"I appeared in the phantom of the opera as one of the ballet dancers when I was 18 I also play the harp " You just a beautiful lady. MrsSB | |||
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"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too. I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers Joe " Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by | |||
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"I don't think so " Fair enough MrsSB | |||
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"Learnt to speak English from watching Only Fools & Horses & Carry On movies " | |||
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"Mrs.........I was on Songs of Praise once (oh the shame) I had a beautiful home birth & Mr..........his back is feeling better after many years of pain, he is a happy man " We all have a past. Happy to hear about hubby. MrsSB | |||
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"I nearly bit my tongue off when I was three. Many ladies have told me this would have been a great loss. I thought I invented software piracy in 1981. I also had a pirate TV station at uni in the early 90s." | |||
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"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too. I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers Joe Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by " I have the brain of an eagle, the heart of a lion, the engorged member of a hippopotamus... ...all I need now is some glue... | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each " I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each " Show off MrsSB | |||
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"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too. I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers Joe Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by I have the brain of an eagle, the heart of a lion, the engorged member of a hippopotamus... ...all I need now is some glue... " You are giddy today MrsSB | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? " I have indeed.... | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each Show off MrsSB " I prefer showing off in other ways | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though) It's a wig." Nooo | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? " I have done 5 too, just never visited Africa............yes which is the 7th continent?? | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? I have indeed...." Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances? | |||
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"I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor. I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth" My SCUBA instructor on Bali was a 55yr old man. I feel I got a poor deal. | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? I have indeed...." Wow that is impressive!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor. I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth" I can do that too, fist thingy not scuba dive | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? I have indeed.... Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances? " Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!! | |||
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"I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor. I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth" Ive always wanted to learn scuba diving. MrsSB | |||
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"I was once a champion gymnast. I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though) It's a wig. Nooo " It's okay, the poetry isn't that bad. | |||
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"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time " Can you whittle me a new dildo? | |||
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"I can play five musical instruments (anyone who mentions pink oboe is automatically banished to the Heels naughty step). " You can blow my trumpet any time oo er missus x | |||
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"I can play five musical instruments (anyone who mentions pink oboe is automatically banished to the Heels naughty step). " Which ones? MrsSB | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? I have indeed.... Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances? Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!!" Ahhhh makes sense!!! Fantastic stuff service to the women | |||
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"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time Can you whittle me a new dildo? " Already done lol | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? I have indeed.... Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances? Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!! Ahhhh makes sense!!! Fantastic stuff service to the women " I had a tipsy evening with one lady there, after that word got around and I think they all traded secrets because I was very much inundated with opportunities for the rest of the week! | |||
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"Dont no what i can say really hmmm i race pigeons thats about it :/ " How do you do that? Honest question btw. MrsSB | |||
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"Orchids flourish in my care." Skilled in so many ways | |||
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"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? I have indeed.... Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances? Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!! Ahhhh makes sense!!! Fantastic stuff service to the women I had a tipsy evening with one lady there, after that word got around and I think they all traded secrets because I was very much inundated with opportunities for the rest of the week!" Oh wow good on you, most mens dream!!! So men thats the trick go to where the women are sex starved, thats the key | |||
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"Orchids flourish in my care." Can you save mine please I was given one as a present recently and well it just looks sorry for itself because it knows it will die in my care | |||
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"Dont no what i can say really hmmm i race pigeons thats about it :/ How do you do that? Honest question btw. MrsSB " I dont personaly race them as in human vs pigeon lol i have racing pigeons there sent of with other racing pigeons and release like up to 500 Miles away and first one back wins etc | |||
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