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Fuck you mother nature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should have been getting screwed by a gorgeous guy tonight...but no...that bitch showed up and royally ruined my plans.

He has been understanding thankfully and will plan again but right now I could cry or smash something or scream blue murder.

Help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have been getting screwed by a gorgeous guy tonight...but no...that bitch showed up and royally ruined my plans.

He has been understanding thankfully and will plan again but right now I could cry or smash something or scream blue murder.

Help."

that really sucks.

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

I'm the same but not for that reason. Im never home alone but this week got some time to myself. Not feeling well so don't feel like meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is nice. But it isn't the end of the world if you don't get it tonight, not worth crying over certainly. You've rescheduled. He's understanding. It's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear you sister. Mother nature is an unforgiving mistress.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Yep know that feeling last bbw night at cupids she struk me and my lady friend who was going to show my first bi experience! Next night is 12 August, I had cramps today and moody ness.... mother nature best go Fuck herself!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't had vaginal sex since November last year so I was just a little excited at the prospect of tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would still meet fuck mother nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's an unmerciful biatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx"

You learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has decided to hit me with a cold sore right before the local social..balaclava ain't the best first impression is it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, read the "Period during sex" thread in the Irish forum.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Mother nature arrive when you don't expect it is bitch for us woman.just make another date glad he understanding some guys aint xx. .mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and I was promised snogs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have been getting screwed by a gorgeous guy tonight...but no...that bitch showed up and royally ruined my plans.

He has been understanding thankfully and will plan again but right now I could cry or smash something or scream blue murder.

Help."

I got mine once half hour before I was meant to go on a meet, it was 2 weeks early. Damn menopause XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx"

I was thinking of getting some of those sponge tampons but I was worried they might get lost up yonder. X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If I had my way, hormones would be banned.

Mine have been causing chaos for me for weeks.

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By *ohn Wilson96Man
over a year ago

from inside your wardrobe


"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx

I was thinking of getting some of those sponge tampons but I was worried they might get lost up yonder. X"

I'm not a qualified gynaecologist but if it does get stuck I'll have a go at getting it out for you

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

Good things are worth waiting for.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"

Dont shoot the messenger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've heard of those beppy tampons but I couldn't go rooting after.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've been irregular since October. Now taking Norethisterone to stop them completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending you virtual hugs and a box of tampax through the post love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She has decided to hit me with a cold sore right before the local social..balaclava ain't the best first impression is it!! "

Oh gotta love the coldsores

I've had 2 of them

For a week now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"

Dont shoot the messenger!"

Pmsl! !! Yes I have but I had to be honest with him and let him make an informed decision and I respect that. He's a lovely guy and the wait will be worth it I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that feeling. I was supposed to be having surgery today but that has been cancelled. Back home again now after being nil by mouth for 12 hours and now an early period just to rub salt in the wound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx

I was thinking of getting some of those sponge tampons but I was worried they might get lost up yonder. X"

Nah they can't get lost. A few years ago I was very d*unk and inserted a tampon without taking the previous one out! Lunatic but the first one was easy to locate and remove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"

Dont shoot the messenger!

Pmsl! !! Yes I have but I had to be honest with him and let him make an informed decision and I respect that. He's a lovely guy and the wait will be worth it I'm sure."

I should hope he is! High standards only here please!, hope you get exactly what you need soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"

Dont shoot the messenger!

Pmsl! !! Yes I have but I had to be honest with him and let him make an informed decision and I respect that. He's a lovely guy and the wait will be worth it I'm sure.

I should hope he is! High standards only here please!, hope you get exactly what you need soon xx"

So do I!!!!! I've calmed down a bit now lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sending you virtual hugs and a box of tampax through the post love "

Are those virtual tampons?

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