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"Cycling to work this morning, I noticed a car infront of me had a flat tyre, pulled along side it and made the driver aware, she wasn't best pleased, "oh no, I've never changed a tyre before", she was beginning to flap a bit, so I said "if you have the tyre and tools I'll do it for you". She pulled to the side, I changed her tyre for her and she was proper happy, she offered me a tenner for the job which I refused and said, just happy to have helped, enjoy the rest of your day. She couldn't thank me enough and it really has put me on a high now. " I'd have asked for £20. | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to " Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great " You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now " Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! " Nope, you're in my little red book | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! Nope, you're in my little red book " Red? Thought the red one was the book of people you'd like to shag ? | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! Nope, you're in my little red book Red? Thought the red one was the book of people you'd like to shag ? " That's black | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! Nope, you're in my little red book Red? Thought the red one was the book of people you'd like to shag ? That's black " I am colour blind | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? " I wouldn't have a clue! | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? " Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! | |||
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"Cycling to work this morning, I noticed a car infront of me had a flat tyre, pulled along side it and made the driver aware, she wasn't best pleased, "oh no, I've never changed a tyre before", she was beginning to flap a bit, so I said "if you have the tyre and tools I'll do it for you". She pulled to the side, I changed her tyre for her and she was proper happy, she offered me a tenner for the job which I refused and said, just happy to have helped, enjoy the rest of your day. She couldn't thank me enough and it really has put me on a high now. " Officer and a gentleman. | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! Nope, you're in my little red book Red? Thought the red one was the book of people you'd like to shag ? That's black I am colour blind " No, just your wishful thinking | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! Nope, you're in my little red book Red? Thought the red one was the book of people you'd like to shag ? That's black I am colour blind No, just your wishful thinking " Haha you caught me | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to Well now you are mentionning, I am a little bit short this month so if you could lend me so money, that would be great You still owe £3.28 from last month, ya taking the piss now Haha damn it! Thought you'd had forgotten by now ! Nope, you're in my little red book Red? Thought the red one was the book of people you'd like to shag ? That's black I am colour blind " Yeah that's the black book dopey everyone know's that! | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR!" I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her | |||
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"I did that a few weeks back. The woman was going to wait at the side of the road for nearly 2 and a half hours till husband finished work and got there. Never undersold why anybody wouldn't want to learn the bare basics of maintenance for vehicles, instead of being dependent on others. I talked her through it rather than just do it for her, I was shown when I was 8 or 9. It's not rocket science, hardest part is usually getting the wheel nuts loosened off to start with! " You're right about the wheel nuts it even took my recover guy forever to get mine off | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her" Ya can't please everyone all of time. I'd have nutted you. You got off easy. | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her" Can't stand feminazis. It's not chauvinist it's manners! | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her Can't stand feminazis. It's not chauvinist it's manners! " | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her Can't stand feminazis. It's not chauvinist it's manners! " Nah. He was wanting a BJ in return. | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her Can't stand feminazis. It's not chauvinist it's manners! Nah. He was wanting a BJ in return. " That's still not chauvinist though, just a chance | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to " It's nice to be nice , enjoy your day x | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to It's nice to be nice , enjoy your day x" Was wondering if you'd pop up, thank you xx | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? " Obviously not that one | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Obviously not that one " Hence my comment | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Not all men know how to change a tyre SHOCK HORROR! I held a door open for a woman one time and she looked at me and said"i can do that myself im not helpless" seems i was patronizing her Can't stand feminazis. It's not chauvinist it's manners! Nah. He was wanting a BJ in return. That's still not chauvinist though, just a chance " actually chauvinist is excessively patriotic related to Napoleon Some feLlowe called Chauvan | |||
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"Well done, it's always good to help people. It's unusual for a scouser to put wheels on rather than taking them off and leaving the car on bricks (I'm a scouser myself btw) " Haha nice one | |||
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"Nice one OP When I passed my test my Dad made me change the tyre on the car and wouldn't let me out on my own until I could. Maybe it should be part of the test " Lots of cars have need those drill thing to unscrew the wheel...x And OP, I would have invited you to test the suspension, too!! | |||
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"Nice one OP When I passed my test my Dad made me change the tyre on the car and wouldn't let me out on my own until I could. Maybe it should be part of the test Lots of cars have need those drill thing to unscrew the wheel...x And OP, I would have invited you to test the suspension, too!!" | |||
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"Nice one OP When I passed my test my Dad made me change the tyre on the car and wouldn't let me out on my own until I could. Maybe it should be part of the test Lots of cars have need those drill thing to unscrew the wheel...x And OP, I would have invited you to test the suspension, too!! " ...and my airbags need inspecting! | |||
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"Nice one OP When I passed my test my Dad made me change the tyre on the car and wouldn't let me out on my own until I could. Maybe it should be part of the test Lots of cars have need those drill thing to unscrew the wheel...x And OP, I would have invited you to test the suspension, too!! ...and my airbags need inspecting!" Oh I'm very good with airbags | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm " Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps " I do queens drive from litherland all the way to Speke | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps I do queens drive from litherland all the way to Speke " Keep your eyes peeled for a hairy arsed guy in a mini skirt, it won't be pretty tho, I'll wait by one of the pubs on Hawthorne Road so I can have a pint while you fix my car | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps I do queens drive from litherland all the way to Speke Keep your eyes peeled for a hairy arsed guy in a mini skirt, it won't be pretty tho, I'll wait by one of the pubs on Hawthorne Road so I can have a pint while you fix my car " Go the Albion, I'm sure you'll get a warm welcome in there | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps I do queens drive from litherland all the way to Speke Keep your eyes peeled for a hairy arsed guy in a mini skirt, it won't be pretty tho, I'll wait by one of the pubs on Hawthorne Road so I can have a pint while you fix my car Go the Albion, I'm sure you'll get a warm welcome in there " I know it well, I know bootle and Litherland like the back of my hand, they don't really do warm welcomes in Bootle tho | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps I do queens drive from litherland all the way to Speke Keep your eyes peeled for a hairy arsed guy in a mini skirt, it won't be pretty tho, I'll wait by one of the pubs on Hawthorne Road so I can have a pint while you fix my car Go the Albion, I'm sure you'll get a warm welcome in there I know it well, I know bootle and Litherland like the back of my hand, they don't really do warm welcomes in Bootle tho " I cycle the full length of Hawthorne at my fastest pace, and in sure in a mini skirt, you'd be very welcomed. | |||
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"Anyone else need rescuing, I'll be heading home at 4pm Which route do you take, I need a starter motor throwing on, I'll wear a short skirt if it helps I do queens drive from litherland all the way to Speke Keep your eyes peeled for a hairy arsed guy in a mini skirt, it won't be pretty tho, I'll wait by one of the pubs on Hawthorne Road so I can have a pint while you fix my car Go the Albion, I'm sure you'll get a warm welcome in there I know it well, I know bootle and Litherland like the back of my hand, they don't really do warm welcomes in Bootle tho I cycle the full length of Hawthorne at my fastest pace, and in sure in a mini skirt, you'd be very welcomed. " You won't get as far as Waterloo but there's always a guy sat on a bench at the five lamps, he wears a nice floral dress and ladies shoes and he never gets any bother, Hawthorne roads a bit different tho. It's a local road for local people | |||
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"I did that a few weeks back. The woman was going to wait at the side of the road for nearly 2 and a half hours till husband finished work and got there. Never undersold why anybody wouldn't want to learn the bare basics of maintenance for vehicles, instead of being dependent on others. I talked her through it rather than just do it for her, I was shown when I was 8 or 9. It's not rocket science, hardest part is usually getting the wheel nuts loosened off to start with! " the thought of being stranded alone was enough for me to learn as soon as i got a car - | |||
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"I've just popped out and put nails under all my tyres " Only hope there's some one near you who shares my sentiment of helping those in need. | |||
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"I've just popped out and put nails under all my tyres Only hope there's some one near you who shares my sentiment of helping those in need." So do I and High5 to you for being an Ace Person | |||
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"I did that a few weeks back. The woman was going to wait at the side of the road for nearly 2 and a half hours till husband finished work and got there. Never undersold why anybody wouldn't want to learn the bare basics of maintenance for vehicles, instead of being dependent on others. I talked her through it rather than just do it for her, I was shown when I was 8 or 9. It's not rocket science, hardest part is usually getting the wheel nuts loosened off to start with! " " I talked her through it rather than just do it for her. " Benjamin Franklin:- “Tell me and I forget,teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” | |||
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"Thought women could change a tyre? Obviously not that one Hence my comment " I can change a tyre but it's really hard to get the nuts off unless you have one of those power tool thingys! | |||
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"Nobody required my services on the journey home. Time for a hot shower." You're so modest. | |||
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"Nobody required my services on the journey home. Time for a hot shower. You're so modest. " I feel like a modern day superhero now, looking out for people who need my help, I think I need a costume, but no cape, will slow me down when cycling | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to It's nice to be nice , enjoy your day x Was wondering if you'd pop up, thank you xx " Awww did you. I can change a tyre but just can't get my spare out or locking nut off. Last time I had to ring the AA, oh the shame. X | |||
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"Nobody required my services on the journey home. Time for a hot shower. You're so modest. I feel like a modern day superhero now, looking out for people who need my help, I think I need a costume, but no cape, will slow me down when cycling " I'd go for an understated neon green... | |||
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"I'll help anyone if I'm able to It's nice to be nice , enjoy your day x Was wondering if you'd pop up, thank you xx Awww did you. I can change a tyre but just can't get my spare out or locking nut off. Last time I had to ring the AA, oh the shame. X" No shame in that | |||
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"Nobody required my services on the journey home. Time for a hot shower. You're so modest. I feel like a modern day superhero now, looking out for people who need my help, I think I need a costume, but no cape, will slow me down when cycling I'd go for an understated neon green..." Not sure I could pull that colour off, would have to be spandex of course, was thinking dynorod orange for colour. | |||
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"Nobody required my services on the journey home. Time for a hot shower. You're so modest. I feel like a modern day superhero now, looking out for people who need my help, I think I need a costume, but no cape, will slow me down when cycling I'd go for an understated neon green... Not sure I could pull that colour off, would have to be spandex of course, was thinking dynorod orange for colour." No, go for the green with dayglo pink budgie smugglers outside like a true super hero and don't forget to paint the helmet to match so the other road users can see you when working at the roadside. | |||
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"Nobody required my services on the journey home. Time for a hot shower. You're so modest. I feel like a modern day superhero now, looking out for people who need my help, I think I need a costume, but no cape, will slow me down when cycling I'd go for an understated neon green... Not sure I could pull that colour off, would have to be spandex of course, was thinking dynorod orange for colour. No, go for the green with dayglo pink budgie smugglers outside like a true super hero and don't forget to paint the helmet to match so the other road users can see you when working at the roadside. " I'll draw it up and see how it looks | |||
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