FabSwingers.com forum: The totally useless fact thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyday, someone on earth unwittingly does the biggest poo in the world that day

Give us some randomly useless facts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1981, for the briefest of moments, I was the youngest person on the planet

mr j

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Be kind to others. It always makes a difference.

MrsSB

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

today is apparently Yorkshire day......draw your own conclusions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In 1981, for the briefest of moments, I was the youngest person on the planet

mr j"

And now you're almost the oldest one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Aunty Helen bought a purple microwave yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's raining in Brean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising your tent needs re-waterproofing whilst it's raining is not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saucepans make great catchers for leaky tent roofs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Final useless fact. We didn't bring enough saucepans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 8 bits in a byte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs like eating plastic

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"today is apparently Yorkshire day......draw your own conclusions

Hey learn some thing new every day lol I live in yorkshire and I dint even know that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 365 days in a year n i was born on one of them.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you push your finger in my belly button, I will vomit! Ewww

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

The driest place on earth is in Antarctica.

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By *ittle Miss MuckyWoman
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

I'm wet.....I've just had a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The driest place on earth is in Antarctica."

Thanks! On our way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cats are dyslexic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All cats are dyslexic."
paws to check the facts.

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Horseshoe crabs have blue blood

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

A day on Venus is longer than a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm wet.....I've just had a shower

Did you know, a shark will only bite you if you're wet?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"The driest place on earth is in Antarctica.

Thanks! On our way

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Rhythm is the longest word in the English language without a vowel

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Elephants don't have four knees..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Spiders can swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish can swim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incorrectly is the only word to be always spelled incorrectly

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

If you measure from your wrist to your elbow that how big your feet are.Try it it works .

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

A average person will eat 12 pubes during a year

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By *ittle Miss MuckyWoman
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"I'm wet.....I've just had a shower

Did you know, a shark will only bite you if you're wet?"

I do now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

If you wake up in the morning & your not hungry, you might have swallowed a spider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 percent oxygen is great for a hangover. Try it, it just disappears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you wake up in the morning & your not hungry, you might have swallowed a spider."

Am thinking I've eaten loads am never hungry in the morning. Be sleeping with gaffer tape across the mouth tonight

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"A day on Venus is longer than a year "

On that note,

Since it's discovery Pluto has not completed one orbit round the Sun..FCK only having five weeks off there then

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Rhythm is the longest word in the English language without a vowel"

What about the pleural?

Rhythms

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"If you measure from your wrist to your elbow that how big your feet are.Try it it works .

If you stretch your arms out the measurement from fingertip on 1 Hand to fingertip on the other equals your height.

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

"Rhythm is the longest word in the English language without a vowel

What about the pleural?

Rhythms

Rhythm doesn't have a plural though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"today is apparently Yorkshire day......draw your own conclusions

Hey learn some thing new every day lol I live in yorkshire and I dint even know that lol"

How on earth did you not know you were from

Gods own county? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In 1981, for the briefest of moments, I was the youngest person on the planet

mr j

And now you're almost the oldest one

Snap!

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I just ate a packet of skips

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I just ate a packet of skips"

Your username sounds like a my little pony beastiality flick

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whale's penis is called a dork

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

a badgers penis has a bone

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Millennium Eve was my fiftieth birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are 8 bits in a byte

Half a byte is ... a nibble. Who says nerds don't have a sense of humour.

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Too much masturbating doesn't make you go blind, it can make it a bit sore though

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I ate chicken in tomato and basil sauce with cheese melted on top with some potato wedges and salad for my tea

I did hubby belly pork in maple syrup with new potatoes and salad.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats have evolved to be able to slowly raise their middle claw at you when you piss them off. Or for no reason at all.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I ate chicken in tomato and basil sauce with cheese melted on top with some potato wedges and salad for my tea

I did hubby belly pork in maple syrup with new potatoes and salad.....

I had a fishfinger sandwich cos I wanted one, now thanks to you I'm hungry again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are the only mammals that have sex at least 7 times a day for pleasure and no just to pro create

I want to come back a Dolphin !

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

[Removed by poster at 01/08/16 20:16:02]

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I just found a caramel wafer in the fridge I'm going to devour it

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

The clitoris contains a large amount of nerve endings and is designed for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The walking dead is filmed in Atlanta, Georgia.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I ate chicken in tomato and basil sauce with cheese melted on top with some potato wedges and salad for my tea

I did hubby belly pork in maple syrup with new potatoes and salad.....

I had a fishfinger sandwich cos I wanted one, now thanks to you I'm hungry again

Oops! Sorry!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"The walking dead is filmed in Atlanta, Georgia. "

I nearly moved there a few years ago.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clitoris contains a large amount of nerve endings and is designed for pleasure "

I had a feeling about that already...

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

When humans first started to consume dairy products, we were largely lactose intolerant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clitoris contains a large amount of nerve endings and is designed for pleasure "

That's a fact that needs testing several times to be sure it's true!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Saying elephant juice makes the same lip movements as I love you.

You are all going to try it now I bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bath was so hot I almost passed out when I got out

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Saying elephant juice makes the same lip movements as I love you.

You are all going to try it now I bet."

Similar to "colourful"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest draw back in life ...is an Elephants foreskin.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

a group of unicorns is called a blessing

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"a group of unicorns is called a blessing"

A group of finches is called a charm.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"a group of unicorns is called a blessing"

And the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

There was a Roman coin called an As. The plural of that is 'asses'.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The tank was invented in Lincolnshire

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There was a Roman coin called an As. The plural of that is 'asses'."

Correct!

Silver currency was the sestercii and the higher value denarii.

The gold coins were the solidus, and were used to pay the army and is the root of our word soldier, as the solidus was used to pay the army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have 2 arms so we can scratch each elbow .

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Dogs appear to be the only animal to understand human cues such as pointing.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Suddenly realising you urgently need to stop a text or email getting sent in error, by quickly putting it in the (nearby) fridge for a few minutes. It completely blocks the signal, unless you're very posh and have a wifi fridge freezer of course.

Yep, been there, acted fast and managed to stop it from sending in time. Wish there was a delay setting of 1 minute, to prevent those instances.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"we have 2 arms so we can scratch each elbow ."

We have elbows so we can reach the upper arms to scratch.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I believe the Pegasus is a unique animal in mythology. As there was only one Pegasus, there is not a plural term. So, a collection of different Pegasus in crystal, porcelain, wood, clay, bronze, silver, etc is still called a collection of Pegasus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CaptainRedBeard watched QI on Dave this evening....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BiforFun has sent text messages from his fridge without realising it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edam cheese is made backwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost all the water on this planet, has always been on this planet. So we are all drinking dinosaur pee

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"CaptainRedBeard watched QI on Dave this evening...."

Nope, but probably seen the episode on there tonight anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modern synthesisers are capable of so much wizardry. Yet, most of them are just emulating old school synths.

I wish they'd be a little more progressive and deliver some new sound palates.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"BiforFun has sent text messages from his fridge without realising it"

Oh no I haven't. The fridge completely blocked the signal faster than going to settings and switching to airplane mode.

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By *avidnsa69Man
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 02/08/16 01:54:04]

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

The male bumblebee doesn't sting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ants lie to eachother for personal gain.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Rhythm is the longest word in the English language without a vowel

What about the pleural?

Rhythms

Rhythm doesn't have a plural though

Apparently, Twyndyllyngs is the longest word in the English language and listed in the Oxford English Dictionary.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

If a crab gets d*unk.... It walks forwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who cannot sleep at night are called insomniacs !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiny ant eaters have two vaginas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I bought a can of that was out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiny ant eaters have two vaginas. "

Every day is a school day eh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiny ant eaters have two vaginas.

Every day is a school day eh lol

Two vaginas is the dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a G spot in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to go,soul food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

145 days or

3,461 hours or

207,653 minutes or

12,459,159 seconds.....

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Make rowing a boat easier by drilling large holes in the oars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single crumpet has 61 holes in them....fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All jaffacakes are made with plain/dark chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you notice this notice...you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Every single crumpet has 61 holes in them....fact"

Most of the crumpet in London has had one hole sewn up.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Spiny ant eaters have two vaginas.

Every day is a school day eh lol

Two vaginas is the dream."

Perfect for the 1 in 5.5 million boys who were born with two cocks (diphalia). It's a genuine condition and both usually function perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"145 days or

3,461 hours or

207,653 minutes or

12,459,159 seconds.....

No...Rossi... I expected better from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Final useless fact. We didn't bring enough saucepans...."

pray for sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ideal height for you to drop your buttered toast from if you want it to land buttered side up is Eight Feet.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"The ideal height for you to drop your buttered toast from if you want it to land buttered side up is Eight Feet.

Is it the same distance for thick and thin bread? What about different shaped sliced from a square sandwich loaf to a cob or tin loaf? Also, do the seeds in a multigrain loaf bread alter the aerodynamics as it falls to the ground? Times have changed since the early days of white, brown or slimming bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really don't know I Googled it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could possibly get away with murder if your a chimera as you have different DNA profiles in your blood and bodily fluids from the injestion of a twin while in the womb or a bone marrow transplant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you could possibly get away with murder if your a chimera as you have different DNA profiles in your blood and bodily fluids from the injestion of a twin while in the womb or a bone marrow transplant

Are you planning something here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate lab dog is 'chocolate' because of a mutated gene the human equivalent to Down syndrome.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"All jaffacakes are made with plain/dark chocolate"

What, even the milk chocolate ones?

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

A broken clock is right twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can stop cats taking a dump in your garden if you sprinkle tiger poop droppings from the zoo around they sell em on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average person eats 7 spiders a year in their sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perspective on million to billion

If I gave you £1.00 every second for the next 12 days you'd have £1m

If I did the same to get you to £1bn I'd have to give you £1.00 every second for 32 years.

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

My next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy ducks don't quack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my puppies eyes boggle n he does a head stand if he eats sweet chili sensations n he rolls on quavers to make him stinky before he eats them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.

Knicker theft is a crime you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can stop cats taking a dump in your garden if you sprinkle tiger poop droppings from the zoo around they sell em on ebay

My nan used to throw used tea bags at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never see a seagul sitting in a tree because they have webbed feet.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You'll never see a seagul sitting in a tree because they have webbed feet. "

Seagulls can't fart

Rats can't vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perspective on million to billion

If I gave you £1.00 every second for the next 12 days you'd have £1m

If I did the same to get you to £1bn I'd have to give you £1.00 every second for 32 years. "

Real bilion or American billion? quite a big difference

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"In 1981, for the briefest of moments, I was the youngest person on the planet

mr j

And now you're almost the oldest one

"
.....Ooooooh that was a bit harsh !...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camels have three sets of eye lids

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Handshakes were originally meant to make sure that the person you were meeting wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon. The hand clasp proved that your hand was empty and shaking was meant to dislodge any weapons hiding up the sleeve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After each player has moved three times in a chess match, there are 121 million possible routes that the match could follow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handshakes were originally meant to make sure that the person you were meeting wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon. The hand clasp proved that your hand was empty and shaking was meant to dislodge any weapons hiding up the sleeve."

Interesting. But common sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consequently most assassins were left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The line on the house of commons floor is the line to draw swords with the opposite members if the debate gets a little heated. Goes back to the early 18th century.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My Aunty Helen bought a purple microwave yesterday"

Why??!!

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

Ta Harry.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"In 1981, for the briefest of moments, I was the youngest person on the planet

mr j

And now you're almost the oldest one

.....Ooooooh that was a bit harsh !..."

...surely that honour goes to Colegate, since he has so many birthdays?!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Polar bears are black. Their fur is not white (or off white). It is translucent and like fibre optic cable light travels down its length. It is that light bouncing off the walls of the fur that makes it look white.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have a banana sitting on my desk. Am still waiting for approval

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I have a banana sitting on my desk. Am still waiting for approval

I approve of the banana in your photo!

Can I eat it?

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

All these facts does anyone know . Superteds secret magic word ????

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There is a 12% chance that a game of Monopoly will go on indefinitely.

I once played a game that went on for 6 months.

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