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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you have an insect bite.

I have a very itchy one in the middle of my kneecap. It's made my knee look like a boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my bum. It was very difficult to sit down!!! And itched like hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my bum. It was very difficult to sit down!!! And itched like hell. "

Those ones are torture when you're out and need to scratch.

I had a few on my face last week,I looked like I had chicken pox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My third leg, still no clue how the bastard has found it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My third leg, still no clue how the bastard has found it "

On the tip? Is it itchy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My third leg, still no clue how the bastard has found it

On the tip? Is it itchy?"

Legs don't have tips silly .

And yes it was itchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasp flew into my pint and stung my tongue once that was an experience i wish not to repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wasp flew into my pint and stung my tongue once that was an experience i wish not to repeat "

That made me shudder. I bet you check your beer before you drink it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My third leg, still no clue how the bastard has found it

On the tip? Is it itchy?

Legs don't have tips silly .

And yes it was itchy "

Did you enjoy scratching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spoon dipped in boiling water then placed on the bite will kill he protien that causes the itch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A spoon dipped in boiling water then placed on the bite will kill he protien that causes the itch x"

And have a burn mark in its place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My third leg, still no clue how the bastard has found it

On the tip? Is it itchy?

Legs don't have tips silly .

And yes it was itchy

Did you enjoy scratching it "

Yep, always a relief when you scratch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasp sting right down the crack of me arse on a boat trip in turkey buggered if i know how it got in me bikini but fuk me it was ouchy n made me do a mooney dance to the lower deck to get the bugger out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside my nose, wasp my nostril nearly closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wasp sting right down the crack of me arse on a boat trip in turkey buggered if i know how it got in me bikini but fuk me it was ouchy n made me do a mooney dance to the lower deck to get the bugger out "

Wasps are the work of the devil. I've had two wasp stings and one bee sting. The bee sting paralysed my thumb.

Did anyone get pics of that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inside my nose, wasp my nostril nearly closed."

Did you breathe it in? How did it get up your nostril?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was lying in the pool on a lilo having a snooze it landed on my top lip and i swatted it up my nostril I drowned the little fella when i fella of the lilo but the damage was done by then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god i hope not but it could be on youtube lol all i saw was me besty crumpled in a heap screaming laughing so hard she did a little wee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my toe. It itched like hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasp flew into my pint and stung my tongue once that was an experience i wish not to repeat

That made me shudder. I bet you check your beer before you drink it now."

Every time haha it hurt for 3 days never again lol

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