FabSwingers.com forum: What surprises people about you

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine is just how old fashioned i am in some of my ways, especially my taste in music. Hes always teasing me about some of the things i come out with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My voice

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

My age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How I'm still a single guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things I've done in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age. People often mistake me for being 19 or 20. I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. That I've never even tried a cig or taken drugs....people seem to think being a drummer and been in some pretty heavy bands means living the rock n roll lifestyle.

2. I'm quite the artist when it comes to furniture, upholstery, painting, gilding...I even surprise myself sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My voice "

Really? That surprises me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My voice

Really? That surprises me "

Oh do you imagine my voice?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That I really exist

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My age. People often mistake me for being 19 or 20. I wish! "

If I shave ma beard off I have to provide id when entering a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we've been together since we were 16

seems to shock quite a few people we meet

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I hate music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My age. People often mistake me for being 19 or 20. I wish!

If I shave ma beard off I have to provide id when entering a pub

People ask for id gets ridiculous...I went to buy a 15 DVD....bearing in mind I was wearing a t shirt so all my tattoos were showing, I then give him my drivers license which you need to be 17 to have.....he then spends the next minute or so working out that I'm actually over 15

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Both my confidence and shyness. I know both opposite end of the scale but I'm very complex and it is very true

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

That I'm deaf, have been since birth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My voice

Really? That surprises me

Oh do you imagine my voice? "

yeah i do.. is that odd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock"

...wait..what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am like a lucky dip full of surprises

Not tacky ones either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was born in Canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock

...wait..what?"

Shocking huh??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My ability to teleport from one thread to another in search of cake. Or the fact that the boobies are bigger than they look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock

...wait..what?

Shocking huh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that im shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stamina.

That I'm not a minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That despite living a really quiet life in the countryside and coming across as quite a boring middle aged person I spent my 20's working in rave clubs in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How innocent I look lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a grandmother and I don't wear white shoes or talk with a cockney accent.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Mine is just how old fashioned i am in some of my ways, especially my taste in music. Hes always teasing me about some of the things i come out with

My age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's a video of me online thats been watched over 200,000 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My young looks for my age. No one believes I'm 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a grandmother and I don't wear white shoes or talk with a cockney accent. "

And you like custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People always seem surprised that I (mr) don't have a drivers licence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i have a 36 year old son

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

"People always seem surprised that I (mr) don't have a drivers licence. "

WHAT??? I cannot believe that!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are surprised that I get bashful and blush a lot

Also, that I don't sound like a farmer or a Wurzel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's a video of me online thats been watched over 200,000 times "

Can I make it 200,001 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are surprised that I get bashful and blush a lot

Also, that I don't sound like a farmer or a Wurzel!

You don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People always seem surprised that I (mr) don't have a drivers licence.

WHAT??? I cannot believe that!

lol"

I see what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are surprised that I get bashful and blush a lot

Also, that I don't sound like a farmer or a Wurzel!

nout wrong with that accent btw..

does me rather well

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I think what surprises a lot of people who bother to take the time to get to know me is that I'm not actually that dumb, and I am capable of holding an interesting conversation. Even though I may do a job that even a wizened chimp could handle with ease, I've actually got a bit of a brain on me. A lot of the time I tend to hide my light under a big old bushel but if you get to know me I will surprise you. There's way more to me than meets the eye.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

That i am actully quiet and shy till i get to know a person but a hug always helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are surprised that I get bashful and blush a lot

Also, that I don't sound like a farmer or a Wurzel!

You don't

Hehe! Ummmm... well I could if you really wanted me to?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How 'nice' I am in real life. Everyone assumes I'll be a bitch, or high maintenance due to my image but I'm a proper tomboy.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

That I can be very shy at approaching guys

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

That I play better than I look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age most commonly.

I also often get told I'm very calm, actually it's very often.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

The fact that I can go from being massively confident and outgoing to quite shy depending on the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The music I like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shy when I'm out in general public with my friends but get me in front of a camara I come alive ,or in the bed room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I look my age - plus what a lovely woman I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I was born in Canada

Can you say "about"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, too much detail I suppose but here goes . People are usually surprised when they find out I'm on the autistic spectrum.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm shy when I'm out in general public with my friends but get me in front of a camara I come alive ,or in the bed room "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My voice is not what you would expect but in a nice way.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

That I am shy,but i do open up eventually, been told many times that I look like i was in my 20's and almost looking shocked or surprised when I tell them,plus I can be non chatty in crowded rooms and sometimes I think people think I'm stand offish im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My age! "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been trying to think of something but I don't think I've got any rabbits to pull out of my hat so to speak

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes, people that only know me well are surprised i have a serious mental health illness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I've not been detained under the Mental Health Act...yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.

Fucking lier

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By *aura66Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

That my favourite soap is The Archers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.

Fucking lier

Eh?

I live a pretty mundane life. Unless you mean the mini zoo.

(Got another today, spent 3 hours retrieving a very small straggly kitten from a rabbit hole this evening) but no 1 who's know me 5 minutes is ever going to be suprised by that!

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

My age (usually people say 23/25)

My name (it's unique)

My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)

My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)

Mainly these lol..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My age (usually people say 23/25)

My name (it's unique)

My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)

My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)

Mainly these lol..x

Your boobs look awesome! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My age (usually people say 23/25)

My name (it's unique)

My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)

My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)

Mainly these lol..x

Theres a lot more to you than your list

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.

Fucking lier

Eh?

I live a pretty mundane life. Unless you mean the mini zoo.

(Got another today, spent 3 hours retrieving a very small straggly kitten from a rabbit hole this evening) but no 1 who's know me 5 minutes is ever going to be suprised by that!"

There's nothing boring about you. Fucking mad as a very large box of frogs yes but boring no never

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"My age (usually people say 23/25)

My name (it's unique)

My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)

My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)

Mainly these lol..x

Your boobs look awesome! !

Thank-you xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"That my favourite soap is The Archers

I think I could put up with that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

That my huge cock is illuminous.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Yes, people that only know me well are surprised i have a serious mental health illness"

Same here x

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By *essnervousnellyWoman
over a year ago

london

My age - I look and act much younger apparently- am sure I'll grow up one day soon

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"My age (usually people say 23/25)

My name (it's unique)

My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)

My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)

Mainly these lol..x

Theres a lot more to you than your list

There is thank-you Kinkygeek.I like our chats and your friendship.

You are nothing like most imagine you are!

Your absolutely awesome & more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.

Fucking lier

Eh?

I live a pretty mundane life. Unless you mean the mini zoo.

(Got another today, spent 3 hours retrieving a very small straggly kitten from a rabbit hole this evening) but no 1 who's know me 5 minutes is ever going to be suprised by that!

There's nothing boring about you. Fucking mad as a very large box of frogs yes but boring no never"

Awwww fanks!

Still nothing suprising about me tho, lol.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have zero confidence

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was the original Dolly that was cloned but things went a little haywire with the DNA.

I surprise myself often, so I'm sure others get it. Usually my long distance endurance and tenacity.

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By *ingers999Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The art work when I take my clothes off and how saft and daft i am to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can be quite shy

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

People at work (who started months after me) cant believe that when i initially started i was extremely quiet, as in youd get one word answers if anything most of the time. However in new situations/ meeting new people I can be very shy.

also a couple of girls i work with refused to believe that i am 27 and not 18. Had to show my driving license to prove it

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

That I'm much better looking in person

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

My age (I thank my mother daily for her age-resistant skin) and the fact that I use 'gosh' as an expletive.

MrsUK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I've not made a sex story in the tabloids yet

Well done the 2 in this thread who have this week

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My last job did shock a few people - it still shocks people but not as bad

Mainly because I have always seamed a bit dim lol - then people find out what I do and people are like wow

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

How much I can eat

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My voice is not what you would expect but in a nice way.

And they say im a handsome devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Distance I will Travel to watch Celtic & Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My background people don't belive me when I tell them who my bro is and where I come from in life. Xxx

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

All music is cool... I'm sure that being a nerd is also cool these days.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im told i dont look my age apart from that people expect anything from me -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I toured North America opening for a metal band.

My nipples.

That I'm really socially awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How incredibly dull I am. Although that probably doesn't surprise a lot of people thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

I can play harp

not much use in a band actually is it?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Nope I'm struggling to come up with anything,

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My age. People often mistake me for being 19 or 20. I wish!

If I shave ma beard off I have to provide id when entering a pub

That sounds like the time I got asked for ID in a petrol station at motorway services when I went to buy cigs about ten years ago.....

I had also put fuel in, in MY car!?!?! On the MOTORWAY!! Isn't like we walked there!!

Their logic? My mate and I were wearing school uniform! We were going to a party on a Saturday night!!?!?!

Feckin eedyots!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

As for me, that I'm a bit shy, bashful and that my confidence isn't what you'd expect.....

However I hide it damned well so most would never know

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS"

I played clarinet at school?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It used to be the boobs - one meet kindly said 'You should advertise these more!!'

Other than that just how much laughter there is I guess

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

My joie de vivre!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS

I played clarinet at school?

Sax, clarinet, piano, trombone and harp

I can already see the daily stars new headline

Musical sex maniacs to appear on britains got talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS

I played clarinet at school?

Sax, clarinet, piano, trombone and harp

I can already see the daily stars new headline

Musical sex maniacs to appear on britains got talent

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I really do look like my pictures, i.e. at least 10 years younger than my chronological age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS

I played clarinet at school?

Sax, clarinet, piano, trombone and harp

I can already see the daily stars new headline

Musical sex maniacs to appear on britains got talent

PMSL

first gig @: alton towers

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've been trying to think of something but I don't think I've got any rabbits to pull out of my hat so to speak

No hares on your pussy

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We both look at lot younger. Most people think we really early 30.

That,even being horny all the time,we won't be trying to fuck you as soon as we meet you.

That we met on a sign language course.

That I spoke very little English when I came here first.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My normality...

And the fact I don't have a regional accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are often surprised by my laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are often surprised by my laugh

The snort is funny though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are often surprised by my laugh

The snort is funny though. "

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.

I can play the trombone. That's nerdy

I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!

Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS"

Put me down for the drums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My reserved nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the situation but normally that I'm alive at all after some of the crap I've been through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are often surprised by how young I look and my height

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm very shy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've thought of some things. People are often surprised that we aren't posh, that we aren't loaded and at the amount of clothes I own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An awful lot of things.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

that my son is so inteligent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think what surprises a lot of people who bother to take the time to get to know me is that I'm not actually that dumb, and I am capable of holding an interesting conversation. Even though I may do a job that even a wizened chimp could handle with ease, I've actually got a bit of a brain on me. A lot of the time I tend to hide my light under a big old bushel but if you get to know me I will surprise you. There's way more to me than meets the eye."

A forgetful brain too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt anything would surprise anyone. I am what I am....aside from the Fab indulgence which would raise eyebrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i don't sound Devonshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. My life. In and out of bed.

2. My size.

3. How good I am.

4. My home.

;-)

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

A forgetful brain too

Who are you again?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height even though it is on my profile they are still surprised when they meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea if anything about me surprises people when they meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be my age. Alas, the fine lines are now creeping in. People now seemed surprised when I tell them my occupation. Haven't a clue why, women gardeners aren't unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how big i am

only get it when people are stood next to or behind me

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"People are surprised that I get bashful and blush a lot

Also, that I don't sound like a farmer or a Wurzel!

ha ha!! You know my thoughts on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that once you get past the brash bolshy confident dont give a fuk hard faced bitch party girl persona that is smush you find helen a very child like deeply thoughtful highly intelligent loyal as a labrador lady of great integraty plauged by insecurities

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have no idea if anything about me surprises people when they meet me

The fact that you're innocent?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How strong I am emotionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My majestic boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea if anything about me surprises people when they meet me

The fact that you're innocent?? ??"

That isn't a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pics look nothing like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic lines and elegance of my abduction/rape kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm very calm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it doesn't take much to bring a tear to my eye.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm tiny and shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm submissive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im STILL single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How shy I am

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My incredible dancing ability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic lines and elegance of my abduction/rape kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have a ppl and can fly a plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I choose to live in the UK instead of at home on an Ozzie beach

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