FabSwingers.com forum: The Absolute Honesty Thread...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's be honest, sell yourselves you love gods....

Let's get swinging!!!!!

I look nothing like my photo, I am a pig-eyed horse frightener with an electronic part.

I don't have a massive penis, but I make up for it by being really quick.

You might think I'm having a great time when we're having sex, but really I have ashthma.

To paraphrase Mrs SB, fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared to ask girls out.

(Makes me sound like a wussy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still do fancy you though !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Honesty...

That's one of the odd things about honesty... the more honest you are, the harder people laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honesty...

That's one of the odd things about honesty... the more honest you are, the harder people laugh.

I hope they're not laughing, this is a serious business.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Honesty...

That's one of the odd things about honesty... the more honest you are, the harder people laugh.

I hope they're not laughing, this is a serious business.....

Serious?

You wanna get philosophical? Everything is about sex - except sex.

Sex is about power.

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly....I'm a bit self conscious about how I talk/sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honesty...

That's one of the odd things about honesty... the more honest you are, the harder people laugh.

I hope they're not laughing, this is a serious business.....

Serious?

You wanna get philosophical? Everything is about sex - except sex.

Sex is about power.

;)"

Diamond Wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a lovely motor but am a terrible driver

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Honestly....I'm a bit self conscious about how I talk/sound

Hey, you're fine. In fact I'l go further, you're beautiful.

No-one's perfect. And even if they are perfect *on the outside*, bet your bottom dollar there's something wrong inside.

Don't sweat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. And I'm also conscious about how big I am. I feel like my manboobs are always hanging out a bit. Ha.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Let's be honest, sell yourselves you love gods....

Let's get swinging!!!!!

I look nothing like my photo, I am a pig-eyed horse frightener with an electronic part.

I don't have a massive penis, but I make up for it by being really quick.

You might think I'm having a great time when we're having sex, but really I have ashthma.

To paraphrase Mrs SB, fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just as i am in real life as i am here - ask anybody thats met me - correct age - recent pics- all honest amd true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm really insecure and actually shy. All my photos are filtered to the max. So I would be very disappointing in reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly....I'm a bit self conscious about how I talk/sound

Hey, you're fine. In fact I'l go further, you're beautiful.

No-one's perfect. And even if they are perfect *on the outside*, bet your bottom dollar there's something wrong inside.

Don't sweat it.

Awwww cheers! It gets commented on when we meet people, just a strong accent I suppose...seems to throw some people and they struggle to keep up

I'm just a normal Yorkshire lad....it sounds perfectly normal to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been dishonest in my life.

xxx

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Honesty..... Can I also pretend it's Thursday?

Ok here goes, I'm peed off with some complete idiots on here who can't read. I'm not playing til I'm healed after a major op no matter who you are!

Annoyed as hell that some cheeky feck stole my pics and started a new profile on here.

Sick of the crop lies I get told in order for people to try and get in my pants - really what is the need?!

So on that note my profile is going off for a while very soon (only not done it yet cause I don't want to worry some peeps I know).

Fancy a feck in 2017?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to fess up.

I'm just here for the sex.

And I love classical music,ballet and Denzel Washington.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I never had sex outside of relationship

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"im just as i am in real life as i am here - ask anybody thats met me - correct age - recent pics- all honest amd true"

Nope - you are lovelier in person x

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I am a totally apathetic time wasting cunt who cant get it up unless ill used by a dominant woman do don't waste your fucking time contacting me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty, it's all in the name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Shrek's long lost cousin

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Time to fess up.

I'm just here for the sex.

And I love classical music,ballet and Denzel Washington. "

Sex - tick

Classical - tick

Ballet - EH-URRGGHHH

Denzel Washington - ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly... I'm conscious of my bottom and tummy area .. But i make a delightful cup of tea soo I think that makes up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I never had sex outside of relationship

I didn't have much sex inside mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honesty..... Can I also pretend it's Thursday?

Ok here goes, I'm peed off with some complete idiots on here who can't read. I'm not playing til I'm healed after a major op no matter who you are!

Annoyed as hell that some cheeky feck stole my pics and started a new profile on here.

Sick of the crop lies I get told in order for people to try and get in my pants - really what is the need?!

So on that note my profile is going off for a while very soon (only not done it yet cause I don't want to worry some peeps I know).

Fancy a feck in 2017?

Will pencil you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to fess up.

I'm just here for the sex.

And I love classical music,ballet and Denzel Washington.

Sex - tick

Classical - tick

Ballet - EH-URRGGHHH

Denzel Washington - ok?"

Have a Google of Carlos Acosta in costume and then get back to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who claims to be totally honest all the time is a fucking liar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a crap swinger.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Honesty..... Can I also pretend it's Thursday?

Ok here goes, I'm peed off with some complete idiots on here who can't read. I'm not playing til I'm healed after a major op no matter who you are!

Annoyed as hell that some cheeky feck stole my pics and started a new profile on here.

Sick of the crop lies I get told in order for people to try and get in my pants - really what is the need?!

So on that note my profile is going off for a while very soon (only not done it yet cause I don't want to worry some peeps I know).

Fancy a feck in 2017?

Will pencil you in

Whoop!! I've pulled already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a totally apathetic time wasting cunt who cant get it up unless ill used by a dominant woman do don't waste your fucking time contacting me."

You're funny too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's be honest, sell yourselves you love gods....

Let's get swinging!!!!!

I look nothing like my photo, I am a pig-eyed horse frightener with an electronic part.

I don't have a massive penis, but I make up for it by being really quick.

You might think I'm having a great time when we're having sex, but really I have ashthma.

To paraphrase Mrs SB, fancy a fuck?

I'm going to rewrite my profile to reflect my honesty.

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"im just as i am in real life as i am here - ask anybody thats met me - correct age - recent pics- all honest amd true"

^^ same with us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly... I'm conscious of my bottom and tummy area .. But i make a delightful cup of tea soo I think that makes up for it

You looks great in those pics so don't be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I never had sex outside of relationship

I didn't have much sex inside mine

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Time to fess up.

I'm just here for the sex.

And I love classical music,ballet and Denzel Washington.

Sex - tick

Classical - tick

Ballet - EH-URRGGHHH

Denzel Washington - ok?

Have a Google of Carlos Acosta in costume and then get back to me."

Yeah, wouldn't kick him outta bed but still not watching Swan Lake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im probably the shyest guy onhere

and i have a fear of intimacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Time to fess up.

I'm just here for the sex.

And I love classical music,ballet and Denzel Washington.

Sex - tick

Classical - tick

Ballet - EH-URRGGHHH

Denzel Washington - ok?

Have a Google of Carlos Acosta in costume and then get back to me.

Yeah, wouldn't kick him outta bed but still not watching Swan Lake"

Don't knock it, I saw Swan Lake at the Royal Albert Hall.

Stunning........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hairy back.

(Crap. It's out there now. Me and my big mouth)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am a crap swinger."

I'm an Ace Winger, maybe we should hook up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never felt good about myself after a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to fess up.

I'm just here for the sex.

And I love classical music,ballet and Denzel Washington.

Sex - tick

Classical - tick

Ballet - EH-URRGGHHH

Denzel Washington - ok?

Have a Google of Carlos Acosta in costume and then get back to me.

Yeah, wouldn't kick him outta bed but still not watching Swan Lake

Don't knock it, I saw Swan Lake at the Royal Albert Hall.

Stunning........"

The man is like a gazelle and so sexy too. I do watch other ballets that he isn't in. I love the way they look effortless when they dance.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Gulp ok here goes I'm self conscious about all of me i try my best but know I look terrible I'm shy most of the time and think I'll never b accepted as a woman and I'm tired of getting my hopes up but still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im probably the shyest guy onhere

and i have a fear of intimacy

Are you one of those fuck n go types?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look better with a paper bag over my head

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

Manic depressive that cant talk to women in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manic depressive that cant talk to women in the flesh

Alcohol .....

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"Manic depressive that cant talk to women in the flesh

Alcohol ....."

Dont drink alcohol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manic depressive that cant talk to women in the flesh

Alcohol .....

Dont drink alcohol lol"

Yet your profile says social drinker......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manic depressive that cant talk to women in the flesh

Alcohol .....

Dont drink alcohol lol"

I hear angling can be fun.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

I love a girl facesitting but most girls on here tell me I am just too ugly

even to just lick there pussy. My confidence is rock bottom although the girls I have met have been so nice. I just wish more people would take a chance on me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most favourite present I received was a hessian bag with little jars of preserves and marmalades in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?"

You had me at "rum".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?"

Certainly do..Just being honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?"

The only ice cream I buy is rum and raisin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a crap swinger."

Ditto....I'm a crap swinger also....and fucked in the head!

I'm quite good at shagging though(feedback from past gf's n sexual partners,not me thinking I'm gods gift.....I'm not!)

So it isn't all bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly?

Where do I start?

I'm a minger without make-up - and nearly passable with it - but I'm a bloody good giggle and somehow I manage to convince some people in attractive!

My body is ok at best but luckily I'm all England breathing in champion - and my nipples keep my belly button company when I'm not wearing a bra!

I am - however - a fucking epic shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking awesome in every way. I mean just look at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking awesome in every way. I mean just look at me "

Erm.....you are meant to be being honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking awesome in every way. I mean just look at me

Erm.....you are meant to be being honest

Sorry I forgot.

I am literally God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking awesome in every way. I mean just look at me

Erm.....you are meant to be being honest

Sorry I forgot.

I am literally God.

Piss off you're not - I've met you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people are taking this wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too serious.

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"Manic depressive that cant talk to women in the flesh

Alcohol .....

Dont drink alcohol lol

Yet your profile says social drinker......"

i used to but stopped i may have odd one at special occasions not enough to get me confident enough to chat some bird up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting sick of the site, I'm a good looking guy with an average body but seems everyone is after a masculine athletic type

Every message is ignored or ones that reply are being polite and aren't really interested

Guess it is just the ratio on here but really not enjoying it at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking awesome in every way. I mean just look at me

Erm.....you are meant to be being honest

Sorry I forgot.

I am literally God.

Piss off you're not - I've met you!

The cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are taking this wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too serious.

Hehe! Inevitable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for selling myself look at pics and read profile, don't be lazy

Lazy people don't get toasties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting sick of the site, I'm a good looking guy with an average body but seems everyone is after a masculine athletic type

Every message is ignored or ones that reply are being polite and aren't really interested

Guess it is just the ratio on here but really not enjoying it at the minute

I can assure you it's nothing to do with the body type.

I think it's more the attached part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?

You had me at "rum"."

Get your own rum. The sailor and I are inseparable

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm fucking awesome in every way. I mean just look at me

Erm.....you are meant to be being honest

Oh, he's a good 'average'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?

You had me at "rum".

Get your own rum. The sailor and I are inseparable "

Understood. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fed up with the forums

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

there is absolutely nothing remarkable about me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?

You had me at "rum".

Get your own rum. The sailor and I are inseparable

Understood. Sorry. "

I have gin if that interests you at all?....oh...and a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse needs it's own postcode. I'm too loud. I talk too much. I drink rum like a sailor. Fancy a fuck?

You had me at "rum".

Get your own rum. The sailor and I are inseparable

Understood. Sorry.

I have gin if that interests you at all?....oh...and a vagina

Ice and a slice with a nice strong double you then please!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm fed up with the forums

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this, and i am a little morose and sad today for no particular reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fed up with the forums

this, and i am a little morose and sad today for no particular reason

Wish I could turn that frown upside down for you M'Lady xx

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"there is absolutely nothing remarkable about me at all."

Except for your looks xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm fed up with the forums

this, and i am a little morose and sad today for no particular reason

Wish I could turn that frown upside down for you M'Lady xx

"
you are a beautiful soul, if i knew what was wrong id sort it out..im working on it, but thank you very much . i appreciate you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fed up with the forums

this, and i am a little morose and sad today for no particular reason

Wish I could turn that frown upside down for you M'Lady xx

you are a beautiful soul, if i knew what was wrong id sort it out..im working on it, but thank you very much . i appreciate you x"

I wish you could share the smile you've just gifted me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm fed up with the forums

this, and i am a little morose and sad today for no particular reason

Wish I could turn that frown upside down for you M'Lady xx

you are a beautiful soul, if i knew what was wrong id sort it out..im working on it, but thank you very much . i appreciate you x

I wish you could share the smile you've just gifted me

x"
then i hope you find the 'big grin' excuse any minute now xxx

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

* I'm massively self conscious

* I have RA and struggle with girl on top because my hips are knackered and I end up looking a right wanker!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"there is absolutely nothing remarkable about me at all.

Except for your looks xxx"

Oh!

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny is so deep if you shout in it you get an Echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am hugely self conscious of my tummy and actually pretty shy in person. Oh and I hate being looked at lol. Ironic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth."

Know that feeling

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Oh let get started

Short

Fat

Bald

The hair I do have is ginger

Not the best hung

Good points

Great laugh

Don't judge

Get on very well with others

Different(who want to be the same as every one else)

Very caring

Would like to think iam ok-ish in bed lol

So ladies or ts/tv enjoy watching films? Takeaways? Cuddles? Rough sex? Going for meals an goin places and don't mind been seen with the offspri of mini me and pin head iam your guy lollll

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I haven't had a birthday for ages, who's coming to the "it's not my birthday bash?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a girl facesitting but most girls on here tell me I am just too ugly

even to just lick there pussy. My confidence is rock bottom although the girls I have met have been so nice. I just wish more people would ptake a chance on me x"

That's a terrible thing to say if they are sat on your face they can't see you.

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly my family and friends would be shocked to the cor if they knew that i used a sex site

since losing my partner ive gone from vanilla to swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is absolutely nothing remarkable about me at all."

You're terribly wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly?

Where do I start?

I'm a minger without make-up - and nearly passable with it - but I'm a bloody good giggle and somehow I manage to convince some people in attractive!

My body is ok at best but luckily I'm all England breathing in champion - and my nipples keep my belly button company when I'm not wearing a bra!

I am - however - a fucking epic shag!

You're fit as F&@k

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'd love to be a hooker for a day x

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I get that you wouldn't look twice at me in real life but I enjoy knowing that you'd splutter in your pint if you knew what the woman at the end of the bar got up to in her spare time

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over a year ago

"I get that you wouldn't look twice at me in real life but I enjoy knowing that you'd splutter in your pint if you knew what the woman at the end of the bar got up to in her spare time

I find that difficult to digest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are taking this wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too serious.

Me? My advice? Walk on by you'll only be disappointed

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I get that you wouldn't look twice at me in real life but I enjoy knowing that you'd splutter in your pint if you knew what the woman at the end of the bar got up to in her spare time

Haha! I'm there with ya!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We are horny couple .

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With me it's what you see is what you get

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"With me it's what you see is what you get

A hot snack with my coffee!?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"With me it's what you see is what you get

Not true. There's more.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm virtually a recluse....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If this thread was a social experiment I'd be really pleased with the results.

Instead I'm just worried that people really do think I'm a pig eyed horse frightener with a small penis and asthma.

Does explain the tumble in my inbox though.

Lessons learnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanky hun in all honesty having met you i wouldnt look twice it would be 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 on n on coz you are 1 sexy hot mamma who gets this ikkle kitties purr n perv button on overdrive n i want you to be my sexy scratch post ( will bring vamp gloves) hee hee hee mwah

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hanky hun in all honesty having met you i wouldnt look twice it would be 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 on n on coz you are 1 sexy hot mamma who gets this ikkle kitties purr n perv button on overdrive n i want you to be my sexy scratch post ( will bringing vamp gloves) hee hee hee mwah

Oh my God! - now I'm blushing like crazy!!!

Thank you sexy Smushy - although I've enjoyed our chats over the bar, I'm gutted you've always been on that side of it.....

You've seriously made my day ladybird

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's be honest, sell yourselves you love gods....

Let's get swinging!!!!!

I look nothing like my photo, I am a pig-eyed horse frightener with an electronic part.

I don't have a massive penis, but I make up for it by being really quick.

You might think I'm having a great time when we're having sex, but really I have ashthma.

To paraphrase Mrs SB, fancy a fuck?

You have lovely eyes silly

Oh and in the spirit of the thread I honestly am very self consious of my height

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over a year ago

will be unleashed on ladies night hanky so beware of the smushy tigger pounce i could be hiding behind anything primed n ready hee hee hee

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over a year ago

after years of not having sex with the Mrs I'm now actually quite scared when I do. Like being a virgin again but the confidence isn't coming back

And that is as honest as I can be

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"after years of not having sex with the Mrs I'm now actually quite scared when I do. Like being a virgin again but the confidence isn't coming back

And that is as honest as I can be "

Am I really that scary?!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"will be unleashed on ladies night hanky so beware of the smushy tigger pounce i could be hiding behind anything primed n ready hee hee hee

I am not playing now til after my hysterectomy so won't be there!!

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over a year ago

"after years of not having sex with the Mrs I'm now actually quite scared when I do. Like being a virgin again but the confidence isn't coming back

And that is as honest as I can be

Am I really that scary?!

No way,doesn't matter what I do and who with now,I'm clinically defunked in the sexual confidence stakes

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over a year ago

Honestly, I look better than my photos, younger than my age and I am a very nice person... even though I can be a little shy ...

And yes I really am 6ft tall... I don't even know why that surprises people I meet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwwww well you get sorted n all better hanky hun n i will curl at you feet n snuggle you when you do come back out to play (then drag you off to my kitty cave n eat you all up hee hee hee)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair is one giant comb over.

I shave my knuckles.

I love onions so much I eat them raw everyday.

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over a year ago

"If this thread was a social experiment I'd be really pleased with the results.

Instead I'm just worried that people really do think I'm a pig eyed horse frightener with a small penis and asthma.

Does explain the tumble in my inbox though.

Lessons learnt.

There is such a thing as being too honest yanno?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth.

Know that feeling

That says quite a lot about how you feel about the rest of us as well as yourselves

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"there is absolutely nothing remarkable about me at all.

You're terribly wrong. "

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over a year ago

"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth.

Know that feeling

That says quite a lot about how you feel about the rest of us as well as yourselves

heck, I'm on here for a bit of a chuckle and lighthearted engagement. Does this officially mean I'm a bit of a lower and the bottom of the barrel type of guy !

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over a year ago

"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth."

it's aways the pretty ones who r blind when they look in the mirror and dout themselfs why ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth.

Know that feeling

That says quite a lot about how you feel about the rest of us as well as yourselves

heck, I'm on here for a bit of a chuckle and lighthearted engagement. Does this officially mean I'm a bit of a lower and the bottom of the barrel type of guy !

Nope! I suspect they mean that they feel they aren't worth being in a "proper" relationship whatever that is.

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over a year ago

"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth.

Know that feeling

That says quite a lot about how you feel about the rest of us as well as yourselves

heck, I'm on here for a bit of a chuckle and lighthearted engagement. Does this officially mean I'm a bit of a lower and the bottom of the barrel type of guy !

Nope! I suspect they mean that they feel they aren't worth being in a "proper" relationship whatever that is.

Isn't that when you sleep in separate beds, never see eachother naked with lights on, and most certainly never leave the bathroom door open in each other's company?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

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"Honestly, im only on here because I'm convinced it's all I'm worth.

Know that feeling

That says quite a lot about how you feel about the rest of us as well as yourselves

heck, I'm on here for a bit of a chuckle and lighthearted engagement. Does this officially mean I'm a bit of a lower and the bottom of the barrel type of guy !

Nope! I suspect they mean that they feel they aren't worth being in a "proper" relationship whatever that is.

Isn't that when you sleep in separate beds, never see eachother naked with lights on, and most certainly never leave the bathroom door open in each other's company?"

Ooo cynical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little fat blonde minger past my sell by date but not use by

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over a year ago

"I'm a little fat blonde minger past my sell by date but not use by

Nips down Tesco to see if she's on the bargain shelf and worth a try

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over a year ago

"I'm a little fat blonde minger past my sell by date but not use by

Nips down Tesco to see if she's on the bargain shelf and worth a try

Try waitrose.. I started off alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If this thread was a social experiment I'd be really pleased with the results.

Instead I'm just worried that people really do think I'm a pig eyed horse frightener with a small penis and asthma.

Does explain the tumble in my inbox though.

Lessons learnt.

There is such a thing as being too honest yanno?

I can see that now obvs......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be honest! I am fake.

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over a year ago

"there is absolutely nothing remarkable about me at all.

You're terribly wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to have sex with cheaters. I find the cheating part a huge turn on.

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over a year ago

"I prefer to have sex with cheaters. I find the cheating part a huge turn on.

"
I play strip poker with 4 pairs of boxers on. The cheating gives me a massive stirring in the groin...caused by lack of circulation from too tight boxers.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"awwwwwwwww well you get sorted n all better hanky hun n i will curl at you feet n snuggle you when you do come back out to play (then drag you off to my kitty cave n eat you all up hee hee hee)

Happy Hanky at that thought

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"after years of not having sex with the Mrs I'm now actually quite scared when I do. Like being a virgin again but the confidence isn't coming back

And that is as honest as I can be

Am I really that scary?!

No way,doesn't matter what I do and who with now,I'm clinically defunked in the sexual confidence stakes

You will get it back - I KNOW you can x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm broken. "

Hopefully nothing a nice cuppa can't fix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm broken.

Hopefully nothing a nice cuppa can't fix?

A long rest would be helpful. Tea will suffice though.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

[ busily taking notes for the local rag ]

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over a year ago

"after years of not having sex with the Mrs I'm now actually quite scared when I do. Like being a virgin again but the confidence isn't coming back

And that is as honest as I can be

Am I really that scary?!

No way,doesn't matter what I do and who with now,I'm clinically defunked in the sexual confidence stakes

You will get it back - I KNOW you can x

Christ I hope so

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"after years of not having sex with the Mrs I'm now actually quite scared when I do. Like being a virgin again but the confidence isn't coming back

And that is as honest as I can be

Am I really that scary?!

No way,doesn't matter what I do and who with now,I'm clinically defunked in the sexual confidence stakes

You will get it back - I KNOW you can x

Christ I hope so

I only had a sample and I am sure you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed

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over a year ago

"I'm still in bed

Show off

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over a year ago

"I'm still in bed

Show off"

I meant to get up... but it started raining..

So, more tea and choccy bics!

Alas, no milk left and down to the last two nibbles.... It's no good, I am gonna have to get up and leave the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like sex with strangers

*off to pick up my award for worst swinger ever lol*

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like sex with strangers

*off to pick up my award for worst swinger ever lol*

Mrs x"

I missread that, I thought you said stranglers.....

Was going to say "me neither."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like sex with strangers

*off to pick up my award for worst swinger ever lol*

Mrs x"

Strangers are often friends that haven't met yet.

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over a year ago

"I don't like sex with strangers

*off to pick up my award for worst swinger ever lol*

Mrs x

Strangers are often friends that haven't met yet. "

I like them to become friends first, then it's horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite shy in real life until I get to know you and I don't like showing my body off surpringly enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people on here don't like it when ur honest, so we keep finding out.

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over a year ago

"I don't like sex with strangers

*off to pick up my award for worst swinger ever lol*

Mrs x

Strangers are often friends that haven't met yet.

I like them to become friends first, then it's horny!

That I cannot argue with!

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

I grew a beard initially to cover my other chins and now it also acts as a distracton from my now bald head

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I prefer to have sex with cheaters. I find the cheating part a huge turn on.

I play strip poker with 4 pairs of boxers on. The cheating gives me a massive stirring in the groin...caused by lack of circulation from too tight boxers. "

made me laugh out loud

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