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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that."

I'd walk away. His fault for lying. Many guys on this seem to use the measuring tape the wrong way up . Just be honest guys. For one, not every woman on here likes a huge dick!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

I'd walk away. His fault for lying. "

Yup, I walked out, not because the reality would have been any problem, just because he lied so blatantly and it made me furious when I realised.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I've been using the internet for a long time and if there's one thing I've learned, every bloke has a todger that's more than 9 inches.

I don't know what the average size is, but unless the internet attracts fibbers (hmmmm, possible) I'd ask for proof before believing what's written.

It's not unreasonable to ask for the measurements in inches, centimetres, width in cross section and diameter too. All of these should be done with a calibrated ruler and you should ask to see the calibration certificate.

It's the only way to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yup, I walked out, not because the reality would have been any problem, just because he lied so blatantly and it made me furious when I realised. "

Same as. I couldn't really care that it wasn't that big but the fact that I was lied to made me angry.

I tend to not ask and just get a surprise when I am there, whatever the size is. However, some guys feel the need broadcast imaginary inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that."

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm not a size queen it wouldn't bother me if a man said he was bigger than he is. If size is mentioned I make it clear that I don't care if he's big,average or small. I have had a couple of shocks when someone has undressed and they are much bigger than their photos make them out to be; in those cases a heads up would have been nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason. "

Is there such a thing as being too tight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Is there such a thing as being too tight? "

I've gone periods of not having sex for almost 2 years and sometimes it's like hammering a square peg in a round hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra. "

I would respect a guy more if he said he couldn't do it rather than ploughing through for the sake of it.

I don't really do play on the day meets I have socials first and then if we're both happy we'll arrange for a proper night. Gives them time to really think and decide if they wanna do it rather than their dicks making the decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra.

I would respect a guy more if he said he couldn't do it rather than ploughing through for the sake of it.

I don't really do play on the day meets I have socials first and then if we're both happy we'll arrange for a proper night. Gives them time to really think and decide if they wanna do it rather than their dicks making the decision. "

Your photos show most of your body though,they don't look deceiving. I make men aware of my whole body,if I think they may be under the wrong impression,by sending a full length pic in full light.

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra.

I would respect a guy more if he said he couldn't do it rather than ploughing through for the sake of it.

I don't really do play on the day meets I have socials first and then if we're both happy we'll arrange for a proper night. Gives them time to really think and decide if they wanna do it rather than their dicks making the decision.

Your photos show most of your body though,they don't look deceiving. I make men aware of my whole body,if I think they may be under the wrong impression,by sending a full length pic in full light."
Thankyou..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I got duped on size once in a restaurant, the Spring rolls were tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didn't have sex with any of them but yes i've been duped. 4 times now i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra. "

Absolutely. I wouldn't want any guy to feel he's been duped into meeting me. I have non flattering pics too

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I have had the reverse. Two guys saying they were average then being presented with enormous ones. One I could not get my hand round but he went off like a bottle of pop as soon as I took my bra off so wasn't a problem. Went with the other one and couldn't sit properly for a couple of days

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

With the size game I have always said you got what you got always going to be some one bigger but always some one smaller why worry about some thing you can't change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Is there such a thing as being too tight? "

Yes. As men are a range of sizes so are women. It's all about the fit. A woman who is very small internally will have difficulty with a larger penis. I know women who have met porn stars and found penetration impossible without extended foreplay and even then couldn't fit in the whole length.

It doesn't matter if a guy has a 12 inch cock if he can only fit 8 inches in...and for those ladies who demand extreme cock size..it says more about your fanny capacity than the guy.. sausage/Merseyside tunnel innuendoso inbound..

And Vanessa also says that having her cervix smashed is not a pleasant experience.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I have had a couple of shocks when someone has undressed and they are much bigger than their photos make them out to be; in those cases a heads up would have been nice "

Or a run up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs got sent a cock pic from a guy and it wasn't even his

Needless to say when discovered the truth, she promptly left.

I just don't get why exaggerating the size of your gentleman sausage with help with meeting, once the truth comes out (pun intended) there not gunna say, oh well ya here so might as well carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This certainly happens for sure.....but some ladies on here have magic cameras that take 4 stone off their appearance.

Not to mention men and women lying about their age. etc etc.

Welcome to Fab

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah... that glass of wine last night was never large!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra. "

I was thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This certainly happens for sure.....but some ladies on here have magic cameras that take 4 stone off their appearance.

Not to mention men and women lying about their age. etc etc.

Welcome to Fab "

I've just taken my current new picture off, begrudgingly so cos it was on page 1 of hot pics but it was 6 years old ffs and I don't have those abs anymore! If you ever see a picture of me minus the rose tattoo on my collarbone you'll know I'm bending the truth, had that tattoo 3 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha. I wish my photo (private) could make me look 4 stones lighter but,it doesn't. No point in lying.

I never ask a guy his size as it doesn't matter to me but,what makes me mad are the guys that advertise themselves on here and,clearly don't have a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not just Fab where people are duped ...its every dating site too. I walked away from one of my first meets on here because a lady was twice the size of her pics and also looked a right tramp....i was so annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason. "

Wow! You really do treat guys like pieces of meat don't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra.

Absolutely. I wouldn't want any guy to feel he's been duped into meeting me. I have non flattering pics too "

I've yet to see a non flattering pic of you scarlet... they all look very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, on Thursday I ordered XXXL chicken wings from the menu in a bbq place, they were just normal every day chicken wings, I was well gutted, I'll have trading standards on the fuckers

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

No it's quite easy to tell which guys are only good with the angle of their cameras when taking a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Wow! You really do treat guys like pieces of meat don't you. "

No, I don't make cups of tea for my chickens or steaks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really happened to me but cock size over all doesn't really bother me. Can't understand why someone would lie about it though. As for my pics I'd say they are quite flattering in the fact I don't show my much hated jelly belly. Maybe they do make me look a little slimmer though but I've stated in my status the size I am and always message them about it before arranging to meet. Just the thought of turning up on a meet and the guy/girl saying sorry love but you're not what I was expecting so thanks but no thanks !! That's why I'm personally always honest about how I look. Thank god that's never happened to me on a meet though lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that."

Technically yes, it was their height. Makes you wonder else was untrue

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"i didn't have sex with any of them but yes i've been duped. 4 times now i think."
ccchhrist..!!

Can,t believe guys can be like that...

Why.. Why Why..

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By *ifferent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"I have had the reverse. Two guys saying they were average then being presented with enormous ones. One I could not get my hand round but he went off like a bottle of pop as soon as I took my bra off so wasn't a problem. Went with the other one and couldn't sit properly for a couple of days "
haha hhhmm?? Not sure whether to sympathise or laugh there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Wow! You really do treat guys like pieces of meat don't you.

No, I don't make cups of tea for my chickens or steaks.

"

nice come back! !!...high 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple rule, whatever they say it is, take off 2inches and you might be close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Wow! You really do treat guys like pieces of meat don't you.

No, I don't make cups of tea for my chickens or steaks.

nice come back! !!...high 5 "

Ok - let's say one of the many guys on here who likes big breasted ladies stated that he wouldn't consider meeting anyone smaller than a 36e! A few ladies have turned up looking suspiciously less than a 36e! He pulls out a tape measure, measures their bra size and sends them packing if they don't quite measure up!

You're telling me he wouldn't be torn apart on the forums?

One rule for men and another for women on here - particularly if the woman is young And attractive with a great pair of tits!

Right - climbing down off my soap box to watch a film with the kids!

Have fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This certainly happens for sure.....but some ladies on here have magic cameras that take 4 stone off their appearance.

Not to mention men and women lying about their age. etc etc.

Welcome to Fab "

Do you know where I can get 1 of those cameras please?!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"As I'm not a size queen it wouldn't bother me if a man said he was bigger than he is. If size is mentioned I make it clear that I don't care if he's big,average or small. I have had a couple of shocks when someone has undressed and they are much bigger than their photos make them out to be; in those cases a heads up would have been nice "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from here, but real world dating, realised he was great at oral because his cock really was tiny.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

And this is why I tend not to meet people with a specific size requirement on their profilem (I've met people with vague preferences), be it big, small or whatever.

I'm not a dildo replacement.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I never bother to raise the subject of size in messages, they will look at my profile anyway and if they I ask just be honest.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I only reply to those who demand huge fuck off abs and 'ceps (as we gym kings say) and a huge massive cock vvvvw and nothing else matters one iota.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This certainly happens for sure.....but some ladies on here have magic cameras that take 4 stone off their appearance.

Not to mention men and women lying about their age. etc etc.

Welcome to Fab

Do you know where I can get 1 of those cameras please?! "

Ask any female on Pof...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the women who have photos that make their body look more appealing than in reality,I wonder if they would be ok for a man to say they don't look like their photos and can't go through with it. Or do they send a photo that hasn't been strategically taken,from a good angle,in subtle lighting,with their boobs held up by a good bra.

Absolutely. I wouldn't want any guy to feel he's been duped into meeting me. I have non flattering pics too

I've yet to see a non flattering pic of you scarlet... they all look very nice "

I keep those for the die hard ones that want to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I'm not a size queen it wouldn't bother me if a man said he was bigger than he is. If size is mentioned I make it clear that I don't care if he's big,average or small. I have had a couple of shocks when someone has undressed and they are much bigger than their photos make them out to be; in those cases a heads up would have been nice "

Had the same. No mention of him having a big cock on his profile. I wouldn't have met him if I'd known.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Ok - let's say one of the many guys on here who likes big breasted ladies stated that he wouldn't consider meeting anyone smaller than a 36e! A few ladies have turned up looking suspiciously less than a 36e! He pulls out a tape measure, measures their bra size and sends them packing if they don't quite measure up!

You're telling me he wouldn't be torn apart on the forums?

One rule for men and another for women on here - particularly if the woman is young And attractive with a great pair of tits!

Right - climbing down off my soap box to watch a film with the kids!

Have fun!! "

The equivalent would be a size requirement of the vagina because boobs aren't used for penetrative sex.

I don't ask for guys pecs to be a certain size. If a guy wanted a certain minimum size pair of boobs that mine weren't big enough for I wouldn't go and meet him because it would be a waste of time.

Anyway I'm a size queen fuck it, you can't go and meet someone that only wants big dicks if you haven't got a big dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never duped as in met and been disappointed because we expected a bigger one - but we used to chat to a couple who made out he was vwe - then we saw him on cam in the chat room - been standing joke with us ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellas and size are just the same as Women and age !! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many men have been on the forums moaning about loose vaginas,they can't feel. They should have asked first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fellas and size are just the same as Women and age !! ??"

Men lie about age too. Quite a lot of them as it happens.

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)


"Fellas and size are just the same as Women and age !! ??

Men lie about age too. Quite a lot of them as it happens."

They also lie about body type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god our profile is so honest i feel guilty somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why fucking lie? I've not got the biggest todger and I will never say I have. Quite frankly I make good use of what I have so I don't need to lie. If I see a profile that says must be vwe or vvwe etc I don't bother. I don't meet their criteria. Just like if you haven't got a pretty face, some form of intelligence and a sense of humour you don't meet mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a website on the net, if you google average penis sizes gives the following:

Below 5" small

Over 5" to 6" average

Over 6" to 7" above average

Over 7" to 8" well endowed

Over 8" to 9" very well endowed

Over 9". + Very very well endowed

Over vvwe just hope nobody's cuts your dick or you'll die quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a website on the net, if you google average penis sizes gives the following:

Below 5" small

Over 5" to 6" average

Over 6" to 7" above average

Over 7" to 8" well endowed

Over 8" to 9" very well endowed

Over 9". + Very very well endowed

Over vvwe just hope nobody's cuts your dick or you'll die quicker"

Thank you mate, you gave a meaning to my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Wow! You really do treat guys like pieces of meat don't you.

No, I don't make cups of tea for my chickens or steaks.

nice come back! !!...high 5

Ok - let's say one of the many guys on here who likes big breasted ladies stated that he wouldn't consider meeting anyone smaller than a 36e! A few ladies have turned up looking suspiciously less than a 36e! He pulls out a tape measure, measures their bra size and sends them packing if they don't quite measure up!

You're telling me he wouldn't be torn apart on the forums?

One rule for men and another for women on here - particularly if the woman is young And attractive with a great pair of tits!

Right - climbing down off my soap box to watch a film with the kids!

Have fun!! "

I think the same would apply - a man has every right to ask for DD on his profile if he wants, and if I have a B cup and a wonderbra and lie he has every right to tell me to piss off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering whether when organising meets. Those criteria demanding VWE orVvWE......

Only to discover that reality of guy is anything but and has told white lies.

Have you still gone through with it anyway???

Not sure if i could be disshonest like that.

Yep, the amount of guys that say they are a certain size, I get them home and even by looking at them I know they're not. I then get my tape measure out and give them their exact measurements. It's a deal breaker, it's a requirement, it determines whether I meet them or not so going through with it just cos the penis is there, fuck no.

I would expect a guy to send me packing as well if I turned up and wasn't what I look like in my pictures or my fanny was too tight for him or he didn't like the feel of my fake boobs. Preferences and requirements are there for a reason.

Wow! You really do treat guys like pieces of meat don't you.

No, I don't make cups of tea for my chickens or steaks.

nice come back! !!...high 5

Ok - let's say one of the many guys on here who likes big breasted ladies stated that he wouldn't consider meeting anyone smaller than a 36e! A few ladies have turned up looking suspiciously less than a 36e! He pulls out a tape measure, measures their bra size and sends them packing if they don't quite measure up!

You're telling me he wouldn't be torn apart on the forums?

One rule for men and another for women on here - particularly if the woman is young And attractive with a great pair of tits!

Right - climbing down off my soap box to watch a film with the kids!

Have fun!!

I think the same would apply - a man has every right to ask for DD on his profile if he wants, and if I have a B cup and a wonderbra and lie he has every right to tell me to piss off!"

You have a point - so does teabags - but I guess what I object to is essentially the stripping down of human beings to the sum of their parts - eg penis size or boobs etc - I find it dehumanising and objectifying, as well as a little depressing!! I know this is, to some, a site purely for finding potential sexual partners, but to place the size of penis, pecs, boobs etc as absolute priority seems very cold! If that's the only thing that matters why meet a person at all? - why not just get a large dildo, fleshlight, blow-up doll etc to do the job?

Also - I strongly feel that if a guy did have a list of 'essential features' as many women do, and pointed them out as bluntly, they'd be likely to be crucified on the forums by outraged females and their white knights!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"There's a website on the net, if you google average penis sizes gives the following:

Below 5" small

Over 5" to 6" average

Over 6" to 7" above average

Over 7" to 8" well endowed

Over 8" to 9" very well endowed

Over 9". + Very very well endowed

Over vvwe just hope nobody's cuts your dick or you'll die quicker

Thank you mate, you gave a meaning to my life "

And of course,if you look at the science, you'll see a few things:

The average male penis size in the UK is about6 5.5 ins erect and also that size distribution is narrower than normal distribution when it comes to cock sixe (therefore, the bell curve (fnar!) is narrower), therefore, for example, a man with an 8" cock or above represents something like 2% of the population if I recall correctly.

It's quite interesting, and there are stats on the web.

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over a year ago

It's a psychological thing for me peach and something I wish I didn't have because I wouldn't still be single after 7 years. I lost my virginity to a guy with a huge knob, I didn't do it again till I met my ex at 17 and was with him almost 10 years. That's 10 years of most of my adult life with a penis just shy of 9 inches and thick. I didn't know dicks came in small. Can you imagine my shock the first time I went to have sex again after 2 years of splitting with my ex, it horrified me, I touched this slim short willy and it didn't feel right, I didn't want to suck it, didn't want it near me and it's just manifested from there. I've slept with 7 guys in 7 years and the time in between I've put all these things in my head that only a large penis will satisfy me that I can't even give any other dick a chance.

Do you not think how easy it would be for me to go on a night out and see some cute guy and just take him home without worrying that he's gonna have a small knob. I wouldn't be on here looking for certain size willys if it didn't bother me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd stop the meet due to deception and have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a psychological thing for me peach and something I wish I didn't have because I wouldn't still be single after 7 years. I lost my virginity to a guy with a huge knob, I didn't do it again till I met my ex at 17 and was with him almost 10 years. That's 10 years of most of my adult life with a penis just shy of 9 inches and thick. I didn't know dicks came in small. Can you imagine my shock the first time I went to have sex again after 2 years of splitting with my ex, it horrified me, I touched this slim short willy and it didn't feel right, I didn't want to suck it, didn't want it near me and it's just manifested from there. I've slept with 7 guys in 7 years and the time in between I've put all these things in my head that only a large penis will satisfy me that I can't even give any other dick a chance.

Do you not think how easy it would be for me to go on a night out and see some cute guy and just take him home without worrying that he's gonna have a small knob. I wouldn't be on here looking for certain size willys if it didn't bother me. "

I think you know by now teabags that there's a lot about you I like - so this isn't a personal attack - I just disagree with you on some things - this one in particular! I'm tired now so I may not put this very well - so I genuinely apologise if I put anything badly! I think you've shown in the years I've known you on here that you're a very split person - hard as nails in some ways and highly likeable/vulnerable in others! You say you're tight down below and I've no reason to doubt you - so if you got over your psychological aversion to cocks that aren't much larger than average then it's highly possible that you'd find sexual pleasure - perhaps eventually even love - with someone who isn't 'huge'! I, like you, have a great pelvic floor - and because of that a guy with an average sized cock who 'knows how to use it' can make me squeal with pleasure every bit as much as a very well endowed man! Do you think perhaps it may be counselling you need for this (and perhaps other) issue/s rather than a 'perfect' guy with a huge cock?

Xxx

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