FabSwingers.com forum: Don't be like Dave!

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dave is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Dave accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. Excellent coffee, to be sure, says Dave. Thank you, says the woman. My husband brought it back from Brazil. Wow! That's great, says Dave, and it's still warm as well.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dave asked a sexy chinese girl for her number .

She said sex,sex,sex,free sex tonight.

Her mate looked at him and said

She means "6663629"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave asked a sexy chinese girl for her number .

She said sex,sex,sex,free sex tonight.

Her mate looked at him and said

She means "6663629""

I rang that number ...its a fake profile

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Dave asked a sexy chinese girl for her number .

She said sex,sex,sex,free sex tonight.

Her mate looked at him and said

She means "6663629"

I rang that number ...its a fake profile"

That's what Dave said too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

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"Dave is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Dave accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. Excellent coffee, to be sure, says Dave. Thank you, says the woman. My husband brought it back from Brazil. Wow! That's great, says Dave, and it's still warm as well."
if he was fitting her kitchen where did she make the coffee?

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over a year ago

"Dave is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Dave accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. Excellent coffee, to be sure, says Dave. Thank you, says the woman. My husband brought it back from Brazil. Wow! That's great, says Dave, and it's still warm as well.if he was fitting her kitchen where did she make the coffee?"

In the utility room .....where she has a coffee machine i imagine

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over a year ago

"Dave is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Dave accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. Excellent coffee, to be sure, says Dave. Thank you, says the woman. My husband brought it back from Brazil. Wow! That's great, says Dave, and it's still warm as well.if he was fitting her kitchen where did she make the coffee?"

What kind of worktops did they choose?

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