FabSwingers.com forum: Rhyming slang

By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So coming from a cockney background, my lovely dad has some interesting cockney rhyming slang. We all know the usual phrases, i.e. apples and pears, stairs, dog and bone, phone. Any new ones, people can offer? I'll start with ' Kate adie_lovely lady.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can't beat a good "Ruby"

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Can't beat a good "Ruby""

Murray

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Going for a " Barry White " .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham Shank...Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all gone Pete Tong

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Going for a " Barry White " .

love it!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ham Shank...Wank

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ham Shank...Wank

Like it

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Ham Shank...Wank

Tommy tank!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its all gone Pete Tong"

Never heard of that one

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its all gone Pete Tong"

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ham Shank...Wank

Tommy tank!"

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Plates of meat=feet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ham Shank...Wank

We always called it a J Arthur Rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like to wear my Claire's.

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ham Shank...Wank

We always called it a J Arthur Rank

We did too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down the Kermit..road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How has Jack and Danny not come up yet?

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I do like to wear my Claire's. "

Ooh not heard that one?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Fabbers seem Mutton Jeff

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Down the Kermit..road"

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"How has Jack and Danny not come up yet?

It has now

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Fabbers seem Mutton Jeff"

Yeah lots of them are deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to wear my Claire's.

Ooh not heard that one?

Claire Rayners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How has Jack and Danny not come up yet?

It has now

Fanny?

Look smart in your whistle.

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By *eekguy321Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Whistle and flute

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By *eekguy321Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Trouble and strife

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I do like to wear my Claire's.

Ooh not heard that one?

Claire Rayners

Got it now, trainers!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"How has Jack and Danny not come up yet?

It has now

Fanny?

Look smart in your whistle."

Suit

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Trouble and strife "

Good old wife

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I found a Lady Godiva today

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I found a Lady Godiva today

Yes good to find a fiver!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I having a J Arthur.

From the days when half the cinemas were owned by J Arthur Rank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trouble and strife

Good old wife

Don't mind a hot Ruby but tend to feel a bit Tom in the morning and get a touch on the Two Bob Bits!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I having a J Arthur.

From the days when half the cinemas were owned by J Arthur Rank."

Yes I remember this too!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Trouble and strife

Good old wife

Don't mind a hot Ruby but tend to feel a bit Tom in the morning and get a touch on the Two Bob Bits!"

know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my favourite. I remember a bachelor party, and they announced the girl as J arthur.

And, frankly, she was too!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Trouble and strife

Good old wife

Don't mind a hot Ruby but tend to feel a bit Tom in the morning and get a touch on the Two Bob Bits!"

Get in a right 2 and 8

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"That's my favourite. I remember a bachelor party, and they announced the girl as J arthur.

And, frankly, she was too!"

Oh dear, not good!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went for a pint at our local tonight, but didn't stop long cos it was brown bread.

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By *eekguy321Man
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm off to uncle ned as I'm barb wired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I went for a pint at our local tonight, but didn't stop long cos it was brown bread."

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm off to uncle ned as I'm barb wired"

Like this! Nite nite

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie ) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Me bike was 'arf inched.

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!"

Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle. "

Not sure what it means, I only know cockney!! Where is this from??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!

Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie

Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle. "

Ouch! Sorry you got a slap round the head which almost knocked of your wig, hopefully you can get the sick of your suit!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Me bike was 'arf inched."

Gosh hope the old bill find it soon!

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Your havin a bubble.....

as I was born within the sound of the bow bells (the real ones not the pub) this chat is right up my street

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!

Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie

Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it

Mmmm...cake

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Had me 'and on 'er thruppeny bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.

Ouch! Sorry you got a slap round the head which almost knocked of your wig, hopefully you can get the sick of your suit!

Lol now 'darby n joan' the only one can't figure out!!

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Your havin a bubble.....

as I was born within the sound of the bow bells (the real ones not the pub) this chat is right up my street"

Excellent! My dad was born in Bow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!

Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie

Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it

Mmmm...cake

N after every bit of grub I have to go for an oily rag!!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Had me 'and on 'er thruppeny bit

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.

Ouch! Sorry you got a slap round the head which almost knocked of your wig, hopefully you can get the sick of your suit!

Lol now 'darby n joan' the only one can't figure out!!"

(Trouble and strife, wife) Darby and Joan, moan

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late"

Lemon and lime. time. Kettle?

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )

Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!

Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie

Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it

Mmmm...cake

N after every bit of grub I have to go for an oily rag!!"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpets in a mess, better run the JEdgar over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake the snake

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Carpets in a mess, better run the JEdgar over it! "

Yes need a good Hoover for the mess!

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

"Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late

Lemon and lime. time. Kettle?"

Kettle is a proper old cockney slang word.

Kettle & hob= fob (as in fob watch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late

Lemon and lime. time. Kettle?"

Kettle n Hob..fob, meaning watch

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Shake the snake

Mm explain about your snake

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Wearing me new weasel (weasel and stoat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shake the snake

Mm explain about your snake

Rather give a free demo lol

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late

Lemon and lime. time. Kettle?

Kettle is a proper old cockney slang word.

Kettle & hob= fob (as in fob watch)"

Gosh, one I've not heard, thank you!

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late

Lemon and lime. time. Kettle?

Kettle n Hob..fob, meaning watch"

Thanks doc!

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

Sky rockets = pockets

Turtle doves = gloves

Baked beans = jeans

Boat race = face

Jam jar= car

Mork an Mindy = windy

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Shake the snake

Mm explain about your snake

Rather give a free demo lol"

Bet you would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky rockets = pockets

Turtle doves = gloves

Baked beans = jeans

Boat race = face

Jam jar= car

Mork an Mindy = windy

Hampstead heath - teeth

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Modern one - Jeremy Hunt

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Sky rockets = pockets

Turtle doves = gloves

Baked beans = jeans

Boat race = face

Jam jar= car

Mork an Mindy = windy

Thank you from Scotland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shake the snake

Mm explain about your snake

Rather give a free demo lol

Bet you would!

Who wouldn't

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Modern one - Jeremy Hunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Modern one - Jeremy Hunt

Gone Pete tong - modern too I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arding and Hobbs - knobs

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hey guys, thank you all for joining in, off up the Apple and pears now. Nite nite, sleep tight

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys, thank you all for joining in, off up the Apple and pears now. Nite nite, sleep tight

xxxx"

Have a good bit of Bo-peep x

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey guys, thank you all for joining in, off up the Apple and pears now. Nite nite, sleep tight

xxxx

Have a good bit of Bo-peep x"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Run a mile

.. fake profile

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By *ouple LearningCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Down the Kermit..road"

Kermit = frog

New version of frog and toad = road

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

not sure if it is Cockney but if I'm upset I say am in a right two and eight.

Sometimes, it's a bit cringe but I mostly love Danny Dyer dropping some slang into EastEnders

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"not sure if it is Cockney but if I'm upset I say am in a right two and eight.

Sometimes, it's a bit cringe but I mostly love Danny Dyer dropping some slang into EastEnders"

Yes, I use two and eight!

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Going for a " Barry White " .

Getting rid of a Richard (the third)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't chicken curry son I like your Tate & lyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bobby norkel is a snorkel

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Down the Kermit..road

Kermit = frog

New version of frog and toad = road "
I always though Kermit was bog? I do like some of the new ones “you’re having a Steffi”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberry tart ...

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Miller and Carter

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Thrupneys..

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Rory delaps

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

He hasn’t got a Scooby

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Dinky doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumble and grunt - cunt

Plates of meat - feet

2 and 8 - state

Trouble and strife- wife

Round the houses- trousers

Dig the grave - shave

Pigs ear - beer

Jam jar - car

Pots and pans - hands

Tom foolery - jewellery

Battle cruiser- boozer

Tom dick - sick

Tom tit - shit

Mince pie - eye

Pork pie - lie

Sauce pan lid - kid

Others available on request

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Aryton Senna....tenner

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A recent one I heard was “Christian Bentekes” lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Gregory Peck....Neck

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Deaf n dumb

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Bristol cities

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I found a lady gadiva in my sky rocket x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polari is along the same vein, although no longer as widely used

Minge – vulva,

beef curtains – labia

Cavalier and Roundhead – uncircumcised and circumcised penis.

Nada to vada in the larder – a small penis

Butch/Femme – masculine/feminine

Drag – clothing

Trade – casual sexual partner

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Lend us a Pavarotti....

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Melvyn Bragg’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.

Not sure what it means, I only know cockney!! Where is this

Just in from the pub. Trouble strife wife doing nowt but moaning. Got a slap round his head n nearly knocked off his wig.. tom for me is tom tit shit down his suit..... how did I do. from??"

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

Hans krankles ankles

Peas and barley Charlie

Gas cooker hooker

Frog and toad road

Beans on toast post

Ham and egg beg

Turtle doves gloves

Baked beans jeans

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Haha! Thanks everyone

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By *omfordjoeMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

Oily rag Shag

Skin and blister. Sister

Pie and mash. Cash

John Wayne. Train

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Raspberry ripple - nipple

Syrup & fig - wig

Khyber pass - arse

Baden Powell - towel

Hampton Wick - prick

Gobstopper - penis

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Oily rag Shag

Skin and blister. Sister

Pie and mash. Cash

John Wayne. Train "

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Raspberry ripple - nipple

Syrup & fig - wig

Khyber pass - arse

Baden Powell - towel

Hampton Wick - prick

Gobstopper - penis "

Some of these are new to me

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Pony and trap

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Pony and trap "

Just had one

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Pony and trap

Just had one

Tmi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get my Tay ?

(Taylor Swift=Drift)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drum = House

(Drum and bass = place)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on the Boris

(Boris Bike = Mike)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Cream crackered ~ tired

Tea leaf ~ thief

Brown bread ~ dead

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By *oob suckerMan
over a year ago

woking

Apple and pears- stairs (preferably me looking up at a naked cheeky bottom on the way up!!)

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Pony and trap

Just had one

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Do you get my Tay ?

(Taylor Swift=Drift)

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Cream crackered ~ tired

Tea leaf ~ thief

Brown bread ~ dead

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Apple and pears- stairs (preferably me looking up at a naked cheeky bottom on the way up!!)"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Aris = arse

From Aristotle = bottle

Bottle and glass = arse

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Aris = arse

From Aristotle = bottle

Bottle and glass = arse

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen and ink = stink

Nuclear sub = Pub

Jack and Danny = fanny

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By *aptain Pugwash1000Man
over a year ago

CRNW

Gypsies kiss

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Jacobs - knackers

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Jockeys?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Gregoty or gregory peck = Neck

Ertha Kitt = Shit

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Jockeys?"
don’t know that one

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Just got to go for a Tom tit

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A Lillian Gish

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"Gregoty or gregory peck = Neck

Ertha Kitt = Shit"

A Gregory was a cheque

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Gregoty or gregory peck = Neck

Ertha Kitt = Shit

A Gregory was a cheque "
I thought it was Gregory pecks. Specs

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Jockeys? don’t know that one "

Chips. Jockeys whips.

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Jockeys? don’t know that one

Chips. Jockeys whips."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuclear Sub

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Sky rockets = pockets

Turtle doves = gloves

Baked beans = jeans

Boat race = face

Jam jar= car

Mork an Mindy = windy

Thank you from Scotland!

Noel hunt c##t

Peas and barely Charlie

Adrian heath teeth

Hans crackles ankles

Hoe chee min gin

Sherbet dip nip

Mick jagger lager

Dustbin lids kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your havin a bubble...bubble bath...laugh

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By *igtoyMan
over a year ago

Sexytown

Wig is 'syrup of figs'!

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By *igtoyMan
over a year ago

Sexytown

"So coming from a cockney background, my lovely dad has some interesting cockney rhyming slang. We all know the usual phrases, i.e. apples and pears, stairs, dog and bone, phone. Any new ones, people can offer? I'll start with ' Kate adie_lovely lady."

Problem is theres loads of made up modern rhyming slang now. Remember it was made up to prevent prison guards n coppers gaining information from earwigging on conversations. We all speak cockney in our family but its dying out sadly...replaced with bro and blud and fam.

My favourite is:

Aris....from Aristotle=Bottle,

Bottle and glass=arse

e.g. 'shes got a fantastic Aris mate!'

Hampsteads...Royal Docks...skin n blister...lucy lockett...plates o' meat....the list is endless

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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

My favourite is:

Aris....from Aristotle=Bottle,

Bottle and glass=arse

e.g. 'shes got a fantastic Aris mate!'

Hampsteads...Royal Docks...skin n blister...lucy lockett...plates o' meat....the list is endless"

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

And just to clarify cockney rhyming slang to be classed as a cockney you must be born with in the chimes of the bow bells

Brown bread dead

Bees and honey money

Army and navy gravy

Borrow and beg egg

Bottle and stopper copper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Council gritter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moody blues = shoes

Blackpool rocks = socks

Danny Kelly =belly

Deaf and dumb = bum

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Ronnie Corbett - Orbit

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

Cuts and scratches matches

Derry and toms bombs

Give and take cake

Early hours flowers

Light and dark park

Loop the loop soup

Lumps of ice advice

Lumps of school fool

Lumps of lead head

Near and far bar

Oily rag fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Its a bit George Michael” (Wham)

Meaning it’s warm

It’s not rhyming slam but it’s a saying in the North East that I love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell harty = party

Mickey mouse = house

Nelly mcphee = pee

Holy ghost = toast

Paul Weller = stellar

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Russell harty = party

Mickey mouse = house

Nelly mcphee = pee

Holy ghost = toast

Paul Weller = stellar "

Pint of Nelson Mandela Stella

Barney rubble trouble

Pot and sink stink

Abraham Lincoln stinking

Ian durrants pants

John greggs legs

Bobby sands hands

Little no peep sleep

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Anyone like a rubber duck? Or who's up for a game of brag?

Not getting a stroke luck!

So having to settle for a Nat West bank!

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