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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paying 3 quid for a cup of hot water and a teabag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

"

At least they didn't offer you Strongbow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£8 pint of cider in London. Wasn't even for me but I still went Wtf when paying for it.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I frequently get asked if I want ice in my brandy

Don't the idiots know it's supposed to be d*unk at blood temperature

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paying 200 quid for frameless glasses and the ones with frames are cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice. In the space of about 2 minutes. In the same aisle in Peterlee Asda.

1 - a lady who appeared to have done her makeup that morning by dipping her face in a Crayola packet

2 - a sight which wasn't so much a camel toe, was more like a folded mattress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

At least they didn't offer you Strongbow..."

I would definitely have stormed out if they did! Good point!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

There was this grown man on Fab one time. He was a proper man, evidence of entertaining the ladies and everything. Anyway he admitted to ordering pints of cider in pubs. I tell not a lie! He didn't blink an eye lid, just got on with it without a care in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paying 200 quid for frameless glasses and the ones with frames are cheaper "

See, that's to do with how they have to attach the arms (I never know if it's arms or legs?) to the glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering treacle pudding and custard and getting a teaspoon full of custard. Pudding should be swimming in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paying 200 quid for frameless glasses and the ones with frames are cheaper

See, that's to do with how they have to attach the arms (I never know if it's arms or legs?) to the glass."

But im still paying more for something im not getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a drinker so have no idea what cider is regarded in the industry as good or poor.

I have however recently driven an AUDI R8 V10 and found it extremely disappointing. Sounded utter dog shut too. That was my most recent WTF moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordering treacle pudding and custard and getting a teaspoon full of custard. Pudding should be swimming in it."

And custard should be thick,not watery shite like in my canteen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was this grown man on Fab one time. He was a proper man, evidence of entertaining the ladies and everything. Anyway he admitted to ordering pints of cider in pubs. I tell not a lie! He didn't blink an eye lid, just got on with it without a care in the world.

"

Ha Touché no retort to that other than try saying that where I originate from! Mind you at 6ft 5 they might just let you get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a ¼ pounder with cheese and being asked if I want cheese on it

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Yes and I resigned in protest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordering treacle pudding and custard and getting a teaspoon full of custard. Pudding should be swimming in it."

Damn right send a petition to no. 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a drinker so have no idea what cider is regarded in the industry as good or poor.

I have however recently driven an AUDI R8 V10 and found it extremely disappointing. Sounded utter dog shut too. That was my most recent WTF moment."

I felt the same with the Lamborghini Gallardo. Looks nice, complete garbage to drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordering treacle pudding and custard and getting a teaspoon full of custard. Pudding should be swimming in it.

And custard should be thick,not watery shite like in my canteen"

Exactly. Can't believe they get away with it. We're not on the bloody continent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person I lost my virginity to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

148 days

3 hours

42 minutes......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes and I resigned in protest"

G'wan you can't leave it at that!!! What!? What!?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont start me on about americanos every place ive ever been to in this country asks with milk. So i started saying americano black AND still get asked if i want milk.

Im going to order milk and shove it up their arse one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh - noticed in the supermarket earlier, the Beano was £2.50! For a comic!

I remember when it was 7p! Ok that's inflation for you and all that but WTF!

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By *onderTongueMan
over a year ago

Bury


"148 days

3 hours

42 minutes......

"

This post.. bahhh HUMBUG!!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Paying 200 quid for frameless glasses and the ones with frames are cheaper "

When Mrs Thatcher was in Hong Kong she met manufacturer of her £200 frames and found he sold them for about £5. First thing she did when she got home was deregulate opticians.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"There was this grown man on Fab one time. He was a proper man, evidence of entertaining the ladies and everything. Anyway he admitted to ordering pints of cider in pubs. I tell not a lie! He didn't blink an eye lid, just got on with it without a care in the world.

Ha Touché no retort to that other than try saying that where I originate from! Mind you at 6ft 5 they might just let you get away with it "

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm a master at getting myself into trouble though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twice. In the space of about 2 minutes. In the same aisle in Peterlee Asda.

1 - a lady who appeared to have done her makeup that morning by dipping her face in a Crayola packet

2 - a sight which wasn't so much a camel toe, was more like a folded mattress

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

"

Seeing sexist comments made and then seeing them unchallenged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

Seeing sexist comments made and then seeing them unchallenged. "

Touché - and hopefully no offence taken but ice in cider was specifically introduced by the marketeers to appeal to the female market so in this case it IS intended to be a girls (or rather female - I accept that the term 'girls' was inappropriate) drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My recent WTF moment was when I read the notice board at work and the list for the staff day out was for The Sound Of Music?.

I did write WTF on the list but it got tippexed out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I go to the store midday and see adult men and women wearing their pajama pants...bonus WTF when they're wearing their house slippers instead of shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I happen to love magnus cider with a drop of blackcurrant

what is so wrong is guys in white socks

guys in y fronts shudders

and so very wrong red sauce on either a bacon or sausage sarnie thats a big noooooo

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By *urpurseCouple
over a year ago

North West

I think I cause a few people to say WTF as when I go swimming I always come out with a towel on my head usually going straight home..........apart from recently nearly walking into the co-op with it on until someone i know pointed at my head.........oh the shame!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Im not a drinker so have no idea what cider is regarded in the industry as good or poor.

I have however recently driven an AUDI R8 V10 and found it extremely disappointing. Sounded utter dog shut too. That was my most recent WTF moment.

I felt the same with the Lamborghini Gallardo. Looks nice, complete garbage to drive"

It's the same car, different bodywork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serving a good spirt like rum or whiskey with Cole filled to the top and then loads of ice!

Might of just given me as that's all I would be able to taste. Bitch. Told her she ruined a good drink and she did it again. Hope she learnt her lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twice. In the space of about 2 minutes. In the same aisle in Peterlee Asda.

1 - a lady who appeared to have done her makeup that morning by dipping her face in a Crayola packet

2 - a sight which wasn't so much a camel toe, was more like a folded mattress

"

That's Peterlee for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

"

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me! "

I'm more shocked that people think personality is connected to body type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a young lad in full adidas chavsuit with brown closed sandals and white socks, riding an obesecycle and it wasnt in Grimsby. Next was a brave male CD/TV excuse my lack of knowledge . In bright pink hot pants and the oddest jumper ever, strolling down the street. Fair play to him for having the balls to do it, its just a shame you could clearly see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

At least they didn't offer you Strongbow...

I would definitely have stormed out if they did! Good point!"

I was going to object to the girl reference for magnets as I can't stand it, but I like strongbow. I'm my defence I'd have chosen the thatchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me!

I'm more shocked that people think personality is connected to body type "

yeap,,but seems the norm on here,,fucking mad if ya ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing a young lad in full adidas chavsuit with brown closed sandals and white socks, riding an obesecycle and it wasnt in Grimsby. Next was a brave male CD/TV excuse my lack of knowledge . In bright pink hot pants and the oddest jumper ever, strolling down the street. Fair play to him for having the balls to do it, its just a shame you could clearly see them "

The young lad was slim and able to walk, so had no need for a mobilty scooter is should point out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me!

I'm more shocked that people think personality is connected to body type "

I was told it was over my head, yet made no references to personality and body type being linked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me!

I'm more shocked that people think personality is connected to body type

I was told it was over my head, yet made no references to personality and body type being linked. "

yea,,,but that's not why you where told it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has a tesla electric car all weekend for a test drive, I thought how slow/shitty can this electric car be, but reading the manual it comes in 4 modes - normal, sport, insane and ludicrous and 0-60 in 2.5 seconds

WTF indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a drinker so have no idea what cider is regarded in the industry as good or poor.

I have however recently driven an AUDI R8 V10 and found it extremely disappointing. Sounded utter dog shut too. That was my most recent WTF moment."

That's my dreams shattered now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a drinker so have no idea what cider is regarded in the industry as good or poor.

I have however recently driven an AUDI R8 V10 and found it extremely disappointing. Sounded utter dog shut too. That was my most recent WTF moment.

That's my dreams shattered now

"

Go for the AUDI R8 V8 instead if it's an R8 you want. They sound nicer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly a £1 for a single chocolate bar that has shrunk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to ring up my Gas & Electric provider to pay a bill as their website was down

Apparently there was a £3.95 charge for over the phone payments!

So you want me to pay you, to pay you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The person I lost my virginity to..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

At least they didn't offer you Strongbow...

I would definitely have stormed out if they did! Good point!

I was going to object to the girl reference for magnets as I can't stand it, but I like strongbow. I'm my defence I'd have chosen the thatchers. "

ha yeah the girl reference was ill advised and not meant as an insult (genuinely cider over ice is aimed at a female market) so I've apologised for that but good choice on the Thatchers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a drinker so have no idea what cider is regarded in the industry as good or poor.

I have however recently driven an AUDI R8 V10 and found it extremely disappointing. Sounded utter dog shut too. That was my most recent WTF moment.

That's my dreams shattered now

Go for the AUDI R8 V8 instead if it's an R8 you want. They sound nicer . "

I'll come for a ride with you

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Oh - noticed in the supermarket earlier, the Beano was £2.50! For a comic!

"

Were all diffent I suppose...I moved on to the top shelf stuff when I was 18!

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me!

I'm more shocked that people think personality is connected to body type "

Too bloody right! People assume I'm of a "jolly" disposition. Feckers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the "toned body or chubby" thread on here

Exactly! How ANYONE could possibly deny that Dadbods rule is quite simply beyond me!

I'm more shocked that people think personality is connected to body type "

Thing is I don't think anyone said that - more along the lines of they might go for a chubby guy with a good personality than a toned one without. There was no suggestion that all chubby guys are nice and all toned aren't just that physique alone isn't the only thing that determines attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

"

What's wrong with Magners? It's sweet, crispy, smooth, refreshing, I can't claim to be a cider connoisseur, but I know what I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twice. In the space of about 2 minutes. In the same aisle in Peterlee Asda.

1 - a lady who appeared to have done her makeup that morning by dipping her face in a Crayola packet

2 - a sight which wasn't so much a camel toe, was more like a folded mattress

"
hahaha so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

What's wrong with Magners? It's sweet, crispy, smooth, refreshing, I can't claim to be a cider connoisseur, but I know what I like "

It would be boring if everybody liked the same things hey?

But you're welcome to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

"

Oh shit....

I like magners....and if you ever catch me leaving the gym ive got white socks and flip flops on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently get asked if I want ice in my brandy

Don't the idiots know it's supposed to be d*unk at blood temperature

Nita "

I'm a barmaid and it simmers my urine when folk ask for ice in brandy.

It gets slammed on the bar in front of them while i mutter 'sacrilege' at them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you come across anything recently that just insults every sense of what's right to you?

Eg: Asking for a cider in London recently and they were going to serve me Magners (what that cats piss, FFS!) with, as the ultimate insult, ICE! (double what FFS!?) when they had perfectly good Thatchers on tap available. What did they think I was - some sort of tourist or girl or something!? Unbelievable

Or maybe you've seen someone out walking the street in socks .. with sandals!?

I'm sure you have much better examples, what's made you exclaim 'OMFG' recently!?

Oh shit....

I like magners....and if you ever catch me leaving the gym ive got white socks and flip flops on "

*shakes head disdainfully*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh shit....

I like magners....and if you ever catch me leaving the gym ive got white socks and flip flops on "

Apple Magners yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh shit....

I like magners....and if you ever catch me leaving the gym ive got white socks and flip flops on

Apple Magners yeah?"

Of course....I still don't know why the bar man found that funny

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

5.50 for a regular popcorn wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh shit....

I like magners....and if you ever catch me leaving the gym ive got white socks and flip flops on

Apple Magners yeah?

Of course....I still don't know why the bar man found that funny "

Bloody northern sense of humour. It's totally not in an joke with my bitches either. We never sarcastically order Apple Magners. Ever.

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