FabSwingers.com forum: The incredible shrinking cock !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fab inches are flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

Sometimes you just have to adjust accordingly

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

He should go on Britain's Got Talent with a magic trick like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has brightened my day right up!!

Thank you

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

That is so funny lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men think six inches is bigger than it is.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

God, talk about desperate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a Northern line minute on the underground.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

All I know is that 8 inches comes to about there on my thigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that's brilliant that

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"All I know is that 8 inches comes to about there on my thigh"

8 inches could come anywhere if you play it right

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

He might have used an elastic band, you have to give the man time to re-measure his pleasure

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"It's like a Northern line minute on the underground. "

Or all underground Lines are running without delays

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

I can't help but picture his cock being like a Russian nesting doll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help but picture his cock being like a Russian nesting doll..."

This...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant beleive you told everyone what i say to you! Hahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was probably 9 inches until you said no then flopped to 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It probably shrank in direct proportion to his fading ardour at being rejected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help but picture his cock being like a Russian nesting doll..."

lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All the time, i would say 1/3 messages that refer to how big they are when i say i dont like big cocks get back and say its not that big. In fact i mentioned it on a thread the other day.

That and the magically appearibg faces. When they say i will send a picture by kik. When i say i dont di kik all of a sudden a face appears. they are the two types of messafes that amuse me the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not wanting huge cocks,whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I've had almost the exact same convo on here a couple of times, does make me giggle. Just imagine the disappointment if someone said hell yeah, love an 9 inch cock, lets meet although I'd imagine he'd come up with an excuse not to meet last minute!!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Obviously a reverse snake charmer!!

Mr G

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"All I know is that 8 inches comes to about there on my thigh

8 inches could come anywhere if you play it right

Laydees step forward

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

Adjustable cock size... impressive lol.

What size do you meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should have just said that he had some washers made to fit to adjust accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it wasn't just a lady with a strap on and three or four different dongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me smile did that

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By *oopy097Man
over a year ago

east mids

Thats what happens when you draw inches on a rubberband

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By *illy_gossyMan
over a year ago

Gosforth Newcastle

I'm not telling the truth ever again

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

That's brilliant!! What a plonker.

I can never understand why guys would over state the size.... If he was ever lucky enough to get a meet he would have some explaining to do .... And possibly lead to disappointment

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By *exiliciousmeMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Why didn't he just take the hint. All people like different things. Small, average and large

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By *arker66Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amuses me how so many guys think that every woman wants a donkey cock!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

Hehe I have had very similar conversations! All men add at least an inch lol!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Refreshing to hear some peeps saying they are not interested in super todgers. There may be hope for me yet.

And yeah...in the absence of a real life adjustable telescopic cock...this guy is ovs a compulsive terrible lier.

Actually a telescopic cock would be the business...adjustable to suit every occassion...with added girth control..and...fuck it..while we are in fantasy land why not make it prehensile like an elephants trunk? G spot cock cums with ease and an option for deniable shoplifting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...

Him : I have a 9 inch cock

Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE

Him : it's not that big

Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big

Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches

Us. : Sorry that's still to big

Him : actually I've never measured it

Us : erm right ok

Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?

And before we get told off it was not from this site "

ive had that a few times

When a big guy mails me and i say i dont meet guys with big cock it always seems to loose an inch or three

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