FabSwingers.com forum: Warning!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In 3 years from this date, I will match 78.9% more of ladies age criteria, which is 25

This is an official warning message to all the lovely ladies out there, those on the forums and those who are not. Be prepared that I will try my best to flirt, seduce and prosecco myself into your fine hearts

. I will attempt to charm you with my sweet innocence

and lighthearted banter

Consider your beautiful self warned, as you were, have a lovely day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is this a happy birthday thread!? If so have a good one fella!

22 today?

Your profile says you're 24 though?

Have a grand day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes 22. I know my profile says 24 because I was being cheeky

, but all the truth is there.

And thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse, could be the other way round which is what most guys do, yano, say you're 30 something when you're actually 50 something

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Happy birthday lovely.

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse, could be the other way round which is what most guys do, yano, say you're 30 something when you're actually 50 something

I don't know I still plan to look in my 30's when I'm 50

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday lovely.

Mrs SB

Thank you Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 22. I know my profile says 24 because I was being cheeky

, but all the truth is there.

And thank you

you're a devil but a sexy one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

, have a great day

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Happy Birthday.Be collecting my bus pass when you get to my lower age limit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you and Thank you.

And Lola, that only means you should lower it

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Happy birthday, have a fab day

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday fella. Have a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes 22. I know my profile says 24 because I was being cheeky

, but all the truth is there.

And thank you

I can't even remember what it felt like to be 22 anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You do have a great hat though!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Happy birthday hope its a good one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday...have a great one (oh to be 22 again hmmmm

) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday sauce pot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday hope its a good one xx"

Thank you, I'm working 2-10pm but I won't let that ruin my mood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday...have a great one (oh to be 22 again hmmmm

) xx"

You look 22, if that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday sauce pot.

Thank you

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By *kivaMan
over a year ago

Vaguely the West

There was a random statistic published that by taking 31 random strangers and putting them in a room.. There's at least two with the same birthday. But, then... What was they also said... 80 percent of statistics are made up??

I'm 34 today by the way

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By *kivaMan
over a year ago

Vaguely the West

So, 30 women in my room to test the theory....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 now. I think I remember 25, but it was a lifetime away. In three years time I will be 48 and leaving the preferred age range, just as the OP joins it.

I think it's called the circle of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday. Technically,as you have lied on your profile,you only have to wait one year to reach the 25+ catchment area on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"45 now. I think I remember 25, but it was a lifetime away. In three years time I will be 48 and leaving the preferred age range, just as the OP joins it.

I think it's called the circle of life

Who's preferred age range will you be leaving lovely? Remember we're only as old as we feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday. Technically,as you have lied on your profile,you only have to wait one year to reach the 25+ catchment area on here. "

Thank you. I won't contact anyone of age range 25+ in one year though, that would be pestering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday

xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday bud! Ahhh to be that age again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy burpday

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Happy birthday hope its a good one xx

Thank you, I'm working 2-10pm but I won't let that ruin my mood

Happy birthday, have a great day.

I'm working 3-11, so I feel your pain

...to quote the totally gorgeous Mrs SB...fancy a fuck?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you all and as a matter of fact, yes I do. Just after 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday

xx"

Thank you

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