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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're going on a road trip and you have to take four people with you.

You'll be in a luxury camper van which you will all have to stay in. You're away for two weeks around Italy and can only stay in a hotel for two nights.

Who would you take and why.

I'll start us off.

Fabulous and bearded. I think he'd be a great tour guide and his acerbic nature would have been rolling with laughter.

Tattoo temptation because I need someone to hang out in the shade with.

Nikki maraschino. She's a wind up and again I think she'd have our lives and keep us going.

Lucasstrander. He can flirt with all the girls and get us discount drinks.

Disruptiveone. He can be the sweet one when you get sick of everyone picking on you.

That's five but it's my game and I couldn't choose only four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strictly from the forums only, I'd choose:

My Fab crush Funky Monkey.

Saucy Tigger, because she's lovely and we'd have a laugh perving men's bums over a few glasses of wine.

FabulousandBearded because he makes me laugh.

Diamondjoe because he'd entertain us with his stories of all his escapades.

And Howard1978 because he has a sexy bum and I can talk to him about anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter for cookies

Hatter for tea

Miss innocent to break the ice

Blade so we could ride our bikes there

Curious for the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clarkson, Hammond, May and a mechanic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clarkson, Hammond, May and a mechanic "

That would be a good road trip.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Clarkson, Hammond, May and a mechanic "

Just watch out for your air vents being given a good cheesing if you annoy one of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter for cookies

Hatter for tea

Miss innocent to break the ice

Blade so we could ride our bikes there

Curious for the view

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Break what ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I need time to think this through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter for cookies

Hatter for tea

Miss innocent to break the ice

Blade so we could ride our bikes there

Curious for the view

Break what ice? "

Social organiser arent you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitter for cookies

Hatter for tea

Miss innocent to break the ice

Blade so we could ride our bikes there

Curious for the view

Break what ice?

Social organiser arent you?"

I have yes and I will be in the future too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diomandsmiles as she makes me laugh

LicketySplitts as she's a good conversationist

Wishy as he can tell a good story.

Whatsername from Sicily as I presume she has a good knowledge of the language.

(Sorry your name escapes me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cilian Murphy... no reason needed obviously.

Tom Hardy....same.

Derek the weatherman off the Welsh news cos he's a hell of a boy.

That Italian chef that's always on tv, I forget his name. Bruno something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cilian Murphy... no reason needed obviously.

Tom Hardy....same.

Derek the weatherman off the Welsh news cos he's a hell of a boy.

That Italian chef that's always on tv, I forget his name. Bruno something?"

Little bit jealous of your road trip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, myself and I

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You're going on a road trip and you have to take four people with you.

You'll be in a luxury camper van which you will all have to stay in. You're away for two weeks around Italy and can only stay in a hotel for two nights.

Who would you take and why.

I'll start us off.

Fabulous and bearded. I think he'd be a great tour guide and his acerbic nature would have been rolling with laughter.

Tattoo temptation because I need someone to hang out in the shade with.

Nikki maraschino. She's a wind up and again I think she'd have our lives and keep us going.

Lucasstrander. He can flirt with all the girls and get us discount drinks.

Disruptiveone. He can be the sweet one when you get sick of everyone picking on you.

That's five but it's my game and I couldn't choose only four. "

Oh, I thought this was real life and I was going to regale you with on of my little stories about that *one time* we took an over-size rockstar battle bus to Burning Man with a few friends.

I'll have to think about it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're going on a road trip and you have to take four people with you.

You'll be in a luxury camper van which you will all have to stay in. You're away for two weeks around Italy and can only stay in a hotel for two nights.

Who would you take and why.

I'll start us off.

Fabulous and bearded. I think he'd be a great tour guide and his acerbic nature would have been rolling with laughter.

Tattoo temptation because I need someone to hang out in the shade with.

Nikki maraschino. She's a wind up and again I think she'd have our lives and keep us going.

Lucasstrander. He can flirt with all the girls and get us discount drinks.

Disruptiveone. He can be the sweet one when you get sick of everyone picking on you.

That's five but it's my game and I couldn't choose only four.

Oh, I thought this was real life and I was going to regale you with on of my little stories about that *one time* we took an over-size rockstar battle bus to Burning Man with a few friends.

I'll have to think about it..."

Tell it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have only just started playing in the forums, so cannot really harass any of you lot.

So

Um, Rachel Riley for working out the bills.

Jamie Oliver for food based wonder.

Bear Grylls - Just because.

Koni Huq - because I have Koni issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're going on a road trip and you have to take four people with you.

You'll be in a luxury camper van which you will all have to stay in. You're away for two weeks around Italy and can only stay in a hotel for two nights.

Who would you take and why.

I'll start us off.

Fabulous and bearded. I think he'd be a great tour guide and his acerbic nature would have been rolling with laughter.

Tattoo temptation because I need someone to hang out in the shade with.

Nikki maraschino. She's a wind up and again I think she'd have our lives and keep us going.

Lucasstrander. He can flirt with all the girls and get us discount drinks.

Disruptiveone. He can be the sweet one when you get sick of everyone picking on you.

That's five but it's my game and I couldn't choose only four. "

I would end up with an empty wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the chief catering supreme master, my speciality being toasties .

Knitter. She would be in charge of entertainment, also could bake cookies on the side but they would have to pass my taste approval .

Curiouskittie. The designated driver, would also get us out of the speeding tickets she was responsible for .

RoxiAnne, my catering assistant, late night chat companion and hopefully if we go for swimmzies I get to see the wet hair look she promised me.

Finally HighHeels. She would be the navigator and because she looks incredible in bikini .

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm not taking anyone

Apart from Sandybeach, Tinatitz (for insurance purposes) Gloswingers (they count as one) and suzi444 (it's the hair)

Brightonsteve can drive the bus.

I'm not taking knitter, she's a bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the chief catering supreme master, my speciality being toasties .

Knitter. She would be in charge of entertainment, also could bake cookies on the side but they would have to pass my taste approval .

Curiouskittie. The designated driver, would also get us out of the speeding tickets she was responsible for .

RoxiAnne, my catering assistant, late night chat companion and hopefully if we go for swimmzies I get to see the wet hair look she promised me.

Finally HighHeels. She would be the navigator and because she looks incredible in bikini ."

Looks like we're not going anywhere if I'm the driver....

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Diomandsmiles as she makes me laugh

LicketySplitts as she's a good conversationist

Wishy as he can tell a good story.

Whatsername from Sicily as I presume she has a good knowledge of the language.

(Sorry your name escapes me)"

Am I whatshername Sicilian girl here

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Mikki for carnage and giggles

Joe for music and wit

Taff as the original Boy Scout

Hatter to make tea in the morning and cod he's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the chief catering supreme master, my speciality being toasties .

Knitter. She would be in charge of entertainment, also could bake cookies on the side but they would have to pass my taste approval .

Curiouskittie. The designated driver, would also get us out of the speeding tickets she was responsible for .

RoxiAnne, my catering assistant, late night chat companion and hopefully if we go for swimmzies I get to see the wet hair look she promised me.

Finally HighHeels. She would be the navigator and because she looks incredible in bikini .

Looks like we're not going anywhere if I'm the driver...."

Why, you don't have a license ?

I could assign you to something else but, you can't just sit there and look pretty .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these, haven't done one for a while

Dan Berks because he is very good company

Suzy as she is an absolute diamond

I would have chosen zoya if she was here for the tea but she's not here, so we're take anyone with a thermos!!

Courtney and Marc because of the cake!!

G x

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Shame you guys dont do a road trip to ireland-

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the chief catering supreme master, my speciality being toasties .

Knitter. She would be in charge of entertainment, also could bake cookies on the side but they would have to pass my taste approval .

Curiouskittie. The designated driver, would also get us out of the speeding tickets she was responsible for .

RoxiAnne, my catering assistant, late night chat companion and hopefully if we go for swimmzies I get to see the wet hair look she promised me.

Finally HighHeels. She would be the navigator and because she looks incredible in bikini .

Looks like we're not going anywhere if I'm the driver....

Why, you don't have a license ?

I could assign you to something else but, you can't just sit there and look pretty ."

I dont.

I also geographically challenged so can't help with navigation.

I'm a good cook though. That was my role on my last road trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the chief catering supreme master, my speciality being toasties .

Knitter. She would be in charge of entertainment, also could bake cookies on the side but they would have to pass my taste approval .

Curiouskittie. The designated driver, would also get us out of the speeding tickets she was responsible for .

RoxiAnne, my catering assistant, late night chat companion and hopefully if we go for swimmzies I get to see the wet hair look she promised me.

Finally HighHeels. She would be the navigator and because she looks incredible in bikini .

Looks like we're not going anywhere if I'm the driver....

Why, you don't have a license ?

I could assign you to something else but, you can't just sit there and look pretty .

I dont.

I also geographically challenged so can't help with navigation.

I'm a good cook though. That was my role on my last road trip. "

This changes the whole role assignment completely then . I'll have to drive you be the cook, but I can't have HighHeels as the navigator. I would get distracted and crash.

Ok, you and RoxiAnne as cooks while HighHeels and Knitter would take care of the entertainment, if the ladies would be so kind of course .

I'll just use the GPS and try not to peek in the rear view mirror too often .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the chief catering supreme master, my speciality being toasties .

Knitter. She would be in charge of entertainment, also could bake cookies on the side but they would have to pass my taste approval .

Curiouskittie. The designated driver, would also get us out of the speeding tickets she was responsible for .

RoxiAnne, my catering assistant, late night chat companion and hopefully if we go for swimmzies I get to see the wet hair look she promised me.

Finally HighHeels. She would be the navigator and because she looks incredible in bikini .

Looks like we're not going anywhere if I'm the driver....

Why, you don't have a license ?

I could assign you to something else but, you can't just sit there and look pretty .

I dont.

I also geographically challenged so can't help with navigation.

I'm a good cook though. That was my role on my last road trip.

This changes the whole role assignment completely then . I'll have to drive you be the cook, but I can't have HighHeels as the navigator. I would get distracted and crash.

Ok, you and RoxiAnne as cooks while HighHeels and Knitter would take care of the entertainment, if the ladies would be so kind of course .

I'll just use the GPS and try not to peek in the rear view mirror too often ."

I've just realised. I've double booked and I'm actually in Portugal that week.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Mikki for carnage and giggles

Joe for music and wit

Taff as the original Boy Scout

Hatter to make tea in the morning and cod he's lovely"

That is a party I'd attend.

Your taste in men is APPROVED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diomandsmiles as she makes me laugh

LicketySplitts as she's a good conversationist

Wishy as he can tell a good story.

Whatsername from Sicily as I presume she has a good knowledge of the language.

(Sorry your name escapes me)

Am I whatshername Sicilian girl here"

Ooh, no it wasn't you. I didn't know you were from Sicily.

OP can I take five please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Diomandsmiles as she makes me laugh

LicketySplitts as she's a good conversationist

Wishy as he can tell a good story.

Whatsername from Sicily as I presume she has a good knowledge of the language.

(Sorry your name escapes me)

Am I whatshername Sicilian girl here

Ooh, no it wasn't you. I didn't know you were from Sicily.

OP can I take five please ?"

Go on then! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diomandsmiles as she makes me laugh

LicketySplitts as she's a good conversationist

Wishy as he can tell a good story.

Whatsername from Sicily as I presume she has a good knowledge of the language.

(Sorry your name escapes me)

Am I whatshername Sicilian girl here

Ooh, no it wasn't you. I didn't know you were from Sicily.

OP can I take five please ?

Go on then! Xx"

Yippee.

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