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Has the hubby finally lost it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He just randomly announced he wants a pet cow so he can call it moooooooostafa .

I'm now scared I'll come in from work tomorrow and there will be a cow in our garden, yes, he bloody well would do something like that .

Should I just call the men in white jackets to come collect him now? .

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol lol he he he

He should get a tiny white cat and call it rocky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saves time on Moooowing the grass...

... I'll er, I'll get my coat...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"He just randomly announced he wants a pet cow so he can call it moooooooostafa .

I'm now scared I'll come in from work tomorrow and there will be a cow in our garden, yes, he bloody well would do something like that .

Should I just call the men in white jackets to come collect him now? ."

Could be worse the cow could be in your living room

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get a highland coo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should get a duck and call it quackers

It would be easier to manage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, the mooing the lawn... silver lining.

Don't you go encouraging him Dirty .

Kids now want a pig and a seagull so they can call them Chris P Bacon and Steven seagull. I've got a mad house .

Dam the school holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let him get a cow! Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're getting a pig you need to call him Kevin Bacon. Its the only acceptable name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually do have a pet cow. Well, a herd of them.

OK so they're not strictly speaking mine, they live in the fields at the back.

But they do come up to the wall every day to wish me a good morning by mooing loudly at me.

Sometimes my pet sheep come too.

I think I need a little lie down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your user name suits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He just randomly announced he wants a pet cow so he can call it moooooooostafa .

I'm now scared I'll come in from work tomorrow and there will be a cow in our garden, yes, he bloody well would do something like that .

Should I just call the men in white jackets to come collect him now? ."

I thought all you ladies where always looking for a bull or am I getting mixed up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your user name suits you "

Disruptive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!

Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?

His reply.... D for dog.

I need a drink .

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Get two cows so you can call the other one Moooohamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!

Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?

His reply.... D for dog.

I need a drink ."

My friend has a dog called Deefer and a cat called Seefer.

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We want a llama so we can call it Baracko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We want a llama so we can call it Baracko "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!

Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?

His reply.... D for dog.

I need a drink .

My friend has a dog called Deefer and a cat called Seefer. "

Think your friend needs some pselling lessonses

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"Saves time on Moooowing the grass...

... I'll er, I'll get my coat..."

Some friends of ours always had two sheep every year called Qualcast and Atco. Every autumn they told the children the sheep were going on holiday and would be back in the spring. The children must have been 5 or 6 before they realised the terrible truth...

Janet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your husband to buy a small pony.

with all these animals to call in he may get a little horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!

Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?

His reply.... D for dog.

I need a drink .

My friend has a dog called Deefer and a cat called Seefer.

Think your friend needs some pselling lessonses "

Not particularly, its phonetics and oddly enough how they choose to spell their own pets' names. Actually I think funnier as a joke, as its a little less obvious.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Or a rockweiler snowdrop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother in law

Has a Dexter cow

2 goats

8 ducks

3 geese

It's like a petting zoo

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Saves time on Moooowing the grass...

... I'll er, I'll get my coat..."

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. "
i noticed you were here xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex mother in law

Has a Dexter cow

2 goats

8 ducks

3 geese

It's like a petting zoo "

Duck egg omelettes ROCK!!!!! Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha

I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha

I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella "

What a stupid idea, I mean, what the hell would I call the second without her being pure dead jealous of moooooooostafa????

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury


"Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha

I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella

What a stupid idea, I mean, what the hell would I call the second without her being pure dead jealous of moooooooostafa???? "

Lmfao your husband is a genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha

I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella

What a stupid idea, I mean, what the hell would I call the second without her being pure dead jealous of moooooooostafa???? "

Oiiiii.... my thread vagina breath. Get your own . And Cownt blackwhite for the record .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha

I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella

What a stupid idea, I mean, what the hell would I call the second without her being pure dead jealous of moooooooostafa????

Oiiiii.... my thread vagina breath. Get your own . And Cownt blackwhite for the record ."

Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll pipe down. For the other record..... You have vagina breath too ya wee dyke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx"

Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx

Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?"
im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx

Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x"

Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx

Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x

Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.x"

Get a room you two

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx

Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x

Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.x"
sending you every possible healing and get well vibes then..take real good care of yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx

Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x

Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.xsending you every possible healing and get well vibes then..take real good care of yourself xx"

Trying to, thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He just randomly announced he wants a pet cow so he can call it moooooooostafa .

I'm now scared I'll come in from work tomorrow and there will be a cow in our garden, yes, he bloody well would do something like that .

Should I just call the men in white jackets to come collect him now? ."

Fyi- the cow might think it's in the show ring if the men in white coats appear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He just randomly announced he wants a pet cow so he can call it moooooooostafa .

I'm now scared I'll come in from work tomorrow and there will be a cow in our garden, yes, he bloody well would do something like that .

Should I just call the men in white jackets to come collect him now? .

Fyi- the cow might think it's in the show ring if the men in white coats appear! "

2 for 1...... sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He just randomly announced he wants a pet cow so he can call it moooooooostafa .

I'm now scared I'll come in from work tomorrow and there will be a cow in our garden, yes, he bloody well would do something like that .

Should I just call the men in white jackets to come collect him now? .

Fyi- the cow might think it's in the show ring if the men in white coats appear!

2 for 1...... sorted "

Get a Dexter- good natured, rare breed, only come up to your hip and Really Tasty!

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