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"well I am on here so you can work it out for yourself! "shy about telling us? is it really that naughty? | |||
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unless you count dangerous, extreme runner bean cultivation  . He said he was glad because he just couldn't cope with a wild one. | |||
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"It's funny you posting this. I introduced Mr N to a colleague of mine the other day and he said she looked as if she could be a bit wild and I realised that I'm not really wild at all unless you count dangerous, extreme runner bean cultivation . He said he was glad because he just couldn't cope with a wild one."hahaha i love your runner bean wildness xx well theres wild and then there is feral im sure you are pretty special xx | |||
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"I might touch hot things I sometimes read The Sun I'm often a keyboard warrior I like to live on the wild side "bloody rebel | |||
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"It's funny you posting this. I introduced Mr N to a colleague of mine the other day and he said she looked as if she could be a bit wild and I realised that I'm not really wild at all unless you count dangerous, extreme runner bean cultivation . He said he was glad because he just couldn't cope with a wild one.hahaha i love your runner bean wildness xx
well theres wild and then there is feral im sure you are pretty special xx"It has been said...not always in a good way | |||
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"I'm incredibly dull. It's my USP. " why are you dull if you know about it? or are you just teasing me, you wild reckless stallion  | |||
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"I do drink! I sometimes puff on some jamacian funny fags. I ride motorcycles. I am on fab.. I dont work very hard as i spend time on these forums I do tribute vids I had an affair with my boss and had sex in her office during working hours hehe Err....other stuff is a secret hehehe " darn it..it was just getting interesting | |||
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"Sometimes I leave the toothpaste cap off just for the hell of it "im the cage..you need taming...lolol | |||
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes " bet you look fabulous..id just fall over | |||
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"Sometimes I leave the toothpaste cap off just for the hell of it im the cage..you need taming...lolol"Many have tried  | |||
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"Sometimes I leave the toothpaste cap off just for the hell of it im the cage..you need taming...lolol
Many have tried "pretty crap then werent they..?.hehehe (flippant comment im sure they werent) | |||
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes bet you look fabulous..id just fall over "I'm sure we can have fun practicing cat walking up and down and doing the bend down....... And ....,, snap in our heels..... And even more fun out shopping for more, just love it when shop assistants realize they are for me!!!! Some smile, some ignore and some just "look" and I smile as I wonder what they are thinking !!!!! | |||
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes bet you look fabulous..id just fall over
I'm sure we can have fun practicing cat walking up and down and doing the bend down....... And ....,, snap in our heels..... And even more fun out shopping for more, just love it when shop assistants realize they are for me!!!! Some smile, some ignore and some just "look" and I smile as I wonder what they are thinking !!!!! "seriously i dont wear them..i would do myself and other huge damage if i did...i am sorry some assistants dont make you feel comfortable though..we could go out buy you shoes and ill play tease the shop assistant...im good at that.. | |||
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes bet you look fabulous..id just fall over
I'm sure we can have fun practicing cat walking up and down and doing the bend down....... And ....,, snap in our heels..... And even more fun out shopping for more, just love it when shop assistants realize they are for me!!!! Some smile, some ignore and some just "look" and I smile as I wonder what they are thinking !!!!! seriously i dont wear them..i would do myself and other huge damage if i did...i am sorry some assistants dont make you feel comfortable though..we could go out buy you shoes and ill play tease the shop assistant...im good at that.. "Deal, sounds like a great plan, credit card at the ready ......,, where shall we go!!!!! Can't private as you have blocked messages from people of my sex or woulda sent this post private !!!!! | |||
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes bet you look fabulous..id just fall over
I'm sure we can have fun practicing cat walking up and down and doing the bend down....... And ....,, snap in our heels..... And even more fun out shopping for more, just love it when shop assistants realize they are for me!!!! Some smile, some ignore and some just "look" and I smile as I wonder what they are thinking !!!!! seriously i dont wear them..i would do myself and other huge damage if i did...i am sorry some assistants dont make you feel comfortable though..we could go out buy you shoes and ill play tease the shop assistant...im good at that..
Deal, sounds like a great plan, credit card at the ready ......,, where shall we go!!!!! Can't private as you have blocked messages from people of my sex or woulda sent this post private !!!!! "all my message filters are on..ill hotlist you and when i come up that way ill message to arrange in in the far east..unfortunately xx | |||
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"Sometimes I leave the toothpaste cap off just for the hell of it im the cage..you need taming...lolol
Many have tried pretty crap then werent they..?.hehehe (flippant comment im sure they werent)"Or I was crap 
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes bet you look fabulous..id just fall over
I'm sure we can have fun practicing cat walking up and down and doing the bend down....... And ....,, snap in our heels..... And even more fun out shopping for more, just love it when shop assistants realize they are for me!!!! Some smile, some ignore and some just "look" and I smile as I wonder what they are thinking !!!!! seriously i dont wear them..i would do myself and other huge damage if i did...i am sorry some assistants dont make you feel comfortable though..we could go out buy you shoes and ill play tease the shop assistant...im good at that..
Deal, sounds like a great plan, credit card at the ready ......,, where shall we go!!!!! Can't private as you have blocked messages from people of my sex or woulda sent this post private !!!!! all my message filters are on..ill hotlist you and when i come up that way ill message to arrange in in the far east..unfortunately xx"Far East as in Hong Kong or Far East as in Grimsby!!!!!! | |||
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this.... "Dont expect in one bit this makes me wild, but I enjoy fucking woman with a finger in there arse and a tounge in there ear, telling them how dirty they are and how good they look taking this young dick, etc I enjoy finishing over a spread out arse hole to for me to lick up after and feed them,  | |||
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"I honestly don't drink anymore, almost 6 years now and I just don't miss it or the shitty feeling in a morning, I have never smoked and never taken a drug in my life, I am addicted to high heels though and of course stockings and suspenders to go with them, last count 50+ pairs of high heel shoes or boots and looking to get taken in every single pair........ After that it more shoe shopping........ Yeeeeeaaaa , offers for both please, horny guys to take me in my high heels and then their wives to take me shopping for yet more stilletoes bet you look fabulous..id just fall over
I'm sure we can have fun practicing cat walking up and down and doing the bend down....... And ....,, snap in our heels..... And even more fun out shopping for more, just love it when shop assistants realize they are for me!!!! Some smile, some ignore and some just "look" and I smile as I wonder what they are thinking !!!!! seriously i dont wear them..i would do myself and other huge damage if i did...i am sorry some assistants dont make you feel comfortable though..we could go out buy you shoes and ill play tease the shop assistant...im good at that..
Deal, sounds like a great plan, credit card at the ready ......,, where shall we go!!!!! Can't private as you have blocked messages from people of my sex or woulda sent this post private !!!!! all my message filters are on..ill hotlist you and when i come up that way ill message to arrange in in the far east..unfortunately xx
Far East as in Hong Kong or Far East as in Grimsby!!!!!!"as in suffolk..aka arse end of nowhere | |||
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this....
Dont expect in one bit this makes me wild, but I enjoy fucking woman with a finger in there arse and a tounge in there ear, telling them how dirty they are and how good they look taking this young dick, etc
I enjoy finishing over a spread out arse hole to for me to lick up after and feed them, "i think it drives you wild..which can only be a good thing xx | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!! "hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles | |||
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"Hmmm, Slept with my English Lit teacher while in sixth form, actually lasted till about six months after I left school, she was 24 & married. Spent three summers when 20-23 on my own on my motorcycle investigating Europe, rough camping & b&b's & random strangers in bars & my bed sometimes more than one at a time. Once travelled 165miles in 85minutes on UK roads on a Suzuki Hayabusa and didn't get caught. Last one I got from my dad. 17yrs old got caught on a stolen m/c taken to cop shop giving them crap about buying it from a bloke in a pub..Anyway big cid man burst in comes within 2" of my face and bellows "Right sonny, we've just checked and that bike was stolen 1/4mile from your house so what have you got to say now?" Without 1second of hesitation I replied "Does that mean I can't join the police force?" He went purple & stormed off & the two uniform guys pissed themselves laughing.. I say got it from my dad cos he said never resort to shouting, those that do have already lost the argument. xx S" bad, raw and untamed ..xx | |||
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"Just this morning I stuck a knife in the toaster to rescue my trapped bagel "that my lovely, is just dangerous but rescuing bagels is a worthy cause for your reckless nature | |||
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this.... "I sometimes drink my morning coffee completely nude take selfies and load to my naughty profile on another site 
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles"*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this....
I sometimes drink my morning coffee completely nude take selfies and load to my naughty profile on another site
"you naughty morning person...you are gorgeous though xx | |||
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee "no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me | |||
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I know, it's way out there | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G"on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here | |||
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"Sometimes I have a very strong coffee I know, it's way out there "its what that hit of caffeine can make you do | |||
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"I drink, sometimes to excess, but not often. I ride motorcycles, sometimes to excess have been over 200 mph (on a track, not the A37) I only work proper jobs when I want money, aim to take 10 months in each year off. Just occasionally I enjoy sex with more than just my wife, (though she is always close by when I do) Mostly I only do mostly legal things, this is due to being old and wise... "a free-bird, wise owl xx | |||
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"Just this morning I stuck a knife in the toaster to rescue my trapped bagel that my lovely, is just dangerous but rescuing bagels is a worthy cause for your reckless nature "Last week I mowed the lawn in open toe sandals too. I'm a total adrenaline junkie | |||
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this....
I sometimes drink my morning coffee completely nude take selfies and load to my naughty profile on another site
you naughty morning person...you are gorgeous though xx"Right back at you beautiful lady | |||
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this.... "If you're quoting Minor Threat, then can I just say...you rule. | |||
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me"did you just call me dull because I didn't go into details about my other hobbies ....? tut tut tut | |||
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"I can carry on a conversation without needing the crutch of psychotropics." even in intensely boring company? wow you are amazing x | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here "Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
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"Just this morning I stuck a knife in the toaster to rescue my trapped bagel that my lovely, is just dangerous but rescuing bagels is a worthy cause for your reckless nature
Last week I mowed the lawn in open toe sandals too. I'm a total adrenaline junkie "im starting to get the picture of your unabashed raw nature, spontaneous and fun x | |||
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"Hmmm, Slept with my English Lit teacher while in sixth form, actually lasted till about six months after I left school, she was 24 & married. Spent three summers when 20-23 on my own on my motorcycle investigating Europe, rough camping & b&b's & random strangers in bars & my bed sometimes more than one at a time. Once travelled 165miles in 85minutes on UK roads on a Suzuki Hayabusa and didn't get caught. Last one I got from my dad. 17yrs old got caught on a stolen m/c taken to cop shop giving them crap about buying it from a bloke in a pub..Anyway big cid man burst in comes within 2" of my face and bellows "Right sonny, we've just checked and that bike was stolen 1/4mile from your house so what have you got to say now?" Without 1second of hesitation I replied "Does that mean I can't join the police force?" He went purple & stormed off & the two uniform guys pissed themselves laughing.. I say got it from my dad cos he said never resort to shouting, those that do have already lost the argument. xx Sbad, raw and untamed ..xx" Could be, Hence changing the profile pic, even though we do live in a small village of mainly coffin dodgers. FCK it
PS. I like Suffolk. Spend a fair bit of time riding the bike up around Sudbury, Thetford way on days out.
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this....
I sometimes drink my morning coffee completely nude take selfies and load to my naughty profile on another site
you naughty morning person...you are gorgeous though xx
Right back at you beautiful lady "thankyou xx | |||
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"what makes you a little wilder than others? mwhahaha..have a little fun with this....
If you're quoting Minor Threat, then can I just say...you rule. "im not sure im in charge of anything...being honest no its from an adam ant song...note to self look up minor threat and see if its a game like modern warfare that i could play x | |||
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me
did you just call me dull because I didn't go into details about my other hobbies ....?
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr G"im staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer | |||
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"Hmmm, Slept with my English Lit teacher while in sixth form, actually lasted till about six months after I left school, she was 24 & married. Spent three summers when 20-23 on my own on my motorcycle investigating Europe, rough camping & b&b's & random strangers in bars & my bed sometimes more than one at a time. Once travelled 165miles in 85minutes on UK roads on a Suzuki Hayabusa and didn't get caught. Last one I got from my dad. 17yrs old got caught on a stolen m/c taken to cop shop giving them crap about buying it from a bloke in a pub..Anyway big cid man burst in comes within 2" of my face and bellows "Right sonny, we've just checked and that bike was stolen 1/4mile from your house so what have you got to say now?" Without 1second of hesitation I replied "Does that mean I can't join the police force?" He went purple & stormed off & the two uniform guys pissed themselves laughing.. I say got it from my dad cos he said never resort to shouting, those that do have already lost the argument. xx Sbad, raw and untamed ..xx Could be, Hence changing the profile pic, even though we do live in a small village of mainly coffin dodgers. FCK it
PS. I like Suffolk. Spend a fair bit of time riding the bike up around Sudbury, Thetford way on days out.
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S"they are either all doing it sweet or noone is on here, either way great pic of you both. tried to fab but its not public x i spend a good deal of my time travelling away from the place | |||
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me
did you just call me dull because I didn't go into details about my other hobbies ....?
tut tut tut not my fault i have to winkle your bad bad traits out by being brattish, now is it? "no its to be expected but I'm still not telling as you've not been brattish enough yet in my book | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer "Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days. Mr G | |||
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"I thought so thanks for nothing because that will be going around in my head all day now." so you love me again here are all the lyrics so that one missing line doesnt drive you insane
"Goody Two Shoes"
With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
We don't follow fashion
That'd be a joke
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong and what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all-time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me
did you just call me dull because I didn't go into details about my other hobbies ....?
tut tut tut not my fault i have to winkle your bad bad traits out by being brattish, now is it?
no its to be expected but I'm still not telling as you've not been brattish enough yet in my book "i wasnt trained to be a brat, im a good little Kitty Sir told me so... | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr G"i have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months... | |||
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"Work all over.that why on here looking x" to go wild? | |||
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"You are so kind Suzy I can now do a print out and sing me head off around my flat and let the next door neighbour think I have gone completely insane." yay...see im lovely i just drive other people wildly insane | |||
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me
did you just call me dull because I didn't go into details about my other hobbies ....?
tut tut tut not my fault i have to winkle your bad bad traits out by being brattish, now is it?
no its to be expected but I'm still not telling as you've not been brattish enough yet in my book i wasnt trained to be a brat, im a good little Kitty Sir told me so..."here kity kity kity let me check the name on that collar | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr Gi have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months... "Yup noticed that too....and likewise can't close it down as it's the only means of contact I have with numerous people....sad really innit?!
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"I don't drink I don't smoke but I do spank bottoms for a hobby . so go on I dare you to call me dull when your next over my knee no hanky panky, no spanky... spanking only is pretty dull for me
did you just call me dull because I didn't go into details about my other hobbies ....?
tut tut tut not my fault i have to winkle your bad bad traits out by being brattish, now is it?
no its to be expected but I'm still not telling as you've not been brattish enough yet in my book i wasnt trained to be a brat, im a good little Kitty Sir told me so...
here kity kity kity let me check the name on that collar "im not a stray....he might see this..if he does Hi Sir, possible Catknapper here x | |||
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"I drink occasionally , I smoke even though i know i shouldnt and havent got the willpower to stop , i make a mean special cookie and have spent the best part of the last 2 years doing things i could never have done for the 17 previous years and loving it, although there are still a few things on the list to knock off on the "what do you do " part "live life to the max.and laugh alot xxx enjoy your journey xxx | |||
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"I have manic moments,I take a pill and it goes away. Sometimes I eat cornflakes in the afternoon. " secret cornflake eating, or do you share honey nut ones?..if so, ill be over | |||
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"I have manic moments,I take a pill and it goes away. Sometimes I eat cornflakes in the afternoon. secret cornflake eating, or do you share honey nut ones?..if so, ill be over "I only buy plain cornflakes,honey nut would be a little too decadent for | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr Gi have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months...
Yup noticed that too....and likewise can't close it down as it's the only means of contact I have with numerous people....sad really innit?!
Mr G"i just take the piss, most of them know me personally so they know my sense of humour..if they dont know me that well...why did you ask to be my friend in the first place...its the randomers that show up as your friend without any warning..sometimes i tag them in a post on my wall saying "..and you are? " or "who the hell is this?" chuckles | |||
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"I have manic moments,I take a pill and it goes away. Sometimes I eat cornflakes in the afternoon. secret cornflake eating, or do you share honey nut ones?..if so, ill be over
I only buy plain cornflakes,honey nut would be a little too decadent for "go wild..... | |||
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Although I was very rebellious in my formative years I appear to have slowly grown out of it all .. the final resistance to rebellion has been broken by cutting down vastly on my drinking habits ...
These days the only faintly rebellious thing I do is leaving the lid off the juice bottle ... hey ho! | |||
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"I have manic moments,I take a pill and it goes away. Sometimes I eat cornflakes in the afternoon. secret cornflake eating, or do you share honey nut ones?..if so, ill be over
I only buy plain cornflakes,honey nut would be a little too decadent for go wild..... "I'm going to have a wild granny nap now | |||
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"I have manic moments,I take a pill and it goes away. Sometimes I eat cornflakes in the afternoon. secret cornflake eating, or do you share honey nut ones?..if so, ill be over
I only buy plain cornflakes,honey nut would be a little too decadent for go wild.....
I'm going to have a wild granny nap now "awesome..i often have wild cat naps x | |||
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Although I was very rebellious in my formative years I appear to have slowly grown out of it all .. the final resistance to rebellion has been broken by cutting down vastly on my drinking habits ...
These days the only faintly rebellious thing I do is leaving the lid off the juice bottle ... hey ho! "ahhh but still consciously rebellious | |||
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"have sex often" awesome...never underestimate the power of a good time x | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr Gi have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months...
Yup noticed that too....and likewise can't close it down as it's the only means of contact I have with numerous people....sad really innit?!
Mr G i just take the piss, most of them know me personally so they know my sense of humour..if they dont know me that well...why did you ask to be my friend in the first place...its the randomers that show up as your friend without any warning..sometimes i tag them in a post on my wall saying "..and you are? " or "who the hell is this?" chuckles "*laughs and nods knowingly*...yeah I have a few like that collected over the years through my longstanding following of a certain band...really should have a clear out. Mr G | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr Gi have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months...
Yup noticed that too....and likewise can't close it down as it's the only means of contact I have with numerous people....sad really innit?!
Mr G i just take the piss, most of them know me personally so they know my sense of humour..if they dont know me that well...why did you ask to be my friend in the first place...its the randomers that show up as your friend without any warning..sometimes i tag them in a post on my wall saying "..and you are? " or "who the hell is this?" chuckles
*laughs and nods knowingly*...yeah I have a few like that collected over the years through my longstanding following of a certain band...really should have a clear out.
Mr G"are u ruthless Mr G? | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr Gi have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months...
Yup noticed that too....and likewise can't close it down as it's the only means of contact I have with numerous people....sad really innit?!
Mr G i just take the piss, most of them know me personally so they know my sense of humour..if they dont know me that well...why did you ask to be my friend in the first place...its the randomers that show up as your friend without any warning..sometimes i tag them in a post on my wall saying "..and you are? " or "who the hell is this?" chuckles
*laughs and nods knowingly*...yeah I have a few like that collected over the years through my longstanding following of a certain band...really should have a clear out.
Mr Gare u ruthless Mr G? "Not at all...haven't ever cleared out my FB friends list I don't think apart from one or two that pissed me off by posting Britain First stuff...or just generally being arses!! Mr G | |||
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"Spend far too much time on Fab and not a lot else apparently!! Mr G P.S. it's got that bad I have to stop myself signing Facebook posts "Mr G"!!
hahahaha ive started posting kinky pics on my wall..some 'friends' have disappeared...oh well...chuckles
*runs off in search of Suzy's Facebook wall*....oh wait you've got plenty here to admire
Mr G on naughty site im under same name....fb is no fun anyway..why do you think im here
Couldn't agree more...since finding this place Facebook gets no more than a cursory glance from me
Mr Gim staying away because at the momnet i feel like dumping a huge load of people and thats not very nice, so i am avoiding, thats nicer
Good plan!! Just find it dull as dishwater in the main these days.
Mr Gi have too many friends in other countries i keep in contact with to close it down..but American politics drives me as insane as english politics and its full on right now, has been for months...
Yup noticed that too....and likewise can't close it down as it's the only means of contact I have with numerous people....sad really innit?!
Mr G i just take the piss, most of them know me personally so they know my sense of humour..if they dont know me that well...why did you ask to be my friend in the first place...its the randomers that show up as your friend without any warning..sometimes i tag them in a post on my wall saying "..and you are? " or "who the hell is this?" chuckles
*laughs and nods knowingly*...yeah I have a few like that collected over the years through my longstanding following of a certain band...really should have a clear out.
Mr Gare u ruthless Mr G?
Not at all...haven't ever cleared out my FB friends list I don't think apart from one or two that pissed me off by posting Britain First stuff...or just generally being arses!!
Mr G"oh im harsh in comparison x pages go, groups go, people go, most dont even get accepted | |||
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"I do drink but I'm no wilder than anyone else unless your talking about my hair. " you are a gorgeous minx xx | |||
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"Does drinking and smokinh make you wild then?! " Never has for me | |||
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"I do drink but I'm no wilder than anyone else unless your talking about my hair. you are a gorgeous minx xx" Dick don't drink or smoke and you know how 'wild' he is | |||
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"Does drinking and smokinh make you wild then?! " its a line from a song..people are so literal here sometimes..to answer your question..i dont drink, well maybe a pint of guinness twice a year and i smoke tobacco...wildness is being close to nature..i dont need props for that. im more free than most, but not as reckless as some x | |||
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"i often go through the 10 items or less checkout in the supermarket with 12 items. " oh its you is it!!! why do you do that? | |||
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"I do drink but I'm no wilder than anyone else unless your talking about my hair. you are a gorgeous minx xx Dick don't drink or smoke and you know how 'wild' he is "i think theres some coaxing to do there still x | |||
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