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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone here know how to fix them ?

Office ones....... not the alien things in films ..... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like so many electronics is probably cheaper to buy a new one, @ 80-90 quid.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Shut it Crumpet! I'm fucking fixing it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Shut it Crumpet! I'm fucking fixing it. "

love your customer service there funky

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Like so many electronics is probably cheaper to buy a new one, @ 80-90 quid.

"

if that you can pick up a multi function copier/printer/ scanned fro about £50

depends on what quality of scanner yu need

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Having siad thet it depend what the probem is, if it used in a dusty enviroment, it could be the optics need a clean, but labour charges being what they are, as has been said probably cheaper to replace

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Shut it Crumpet! I'm fucking fixing it.

love your customer service there funky"

Nag nag nag that's all she ever does. I did tell her I was fixing it but she had to embarrass me in the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut it Crumpet! I'm fucking fixing it.

love your customer service there funky

Nag nag nag that's all she ever does. I did tell her I was fixing it but she had to embarrass me in the forum. "

serves you right for trying to use it like a transporter like they do in star trek..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Shut it Crumpet! I'm fucking fixing it.

love your customer service there funky

Nag nag nag that's all she ever does. I did tell her I was fixing it but she had to embarrass me in the forum.

serves you right for trying to use it like a transporter like they do in star trek.. "

Fantastic idea!! I'm on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED. "

It's funny you should say that but I do actually call my hammer 'The Fixing Hammer'

It makes all my problems go away.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED.

It's funny you should say that but I do actually call my hammer 'The Fixing Hammer'

It makes all my problems go away."

how many speeds has your hammer got

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED.

It's funny you should say that but I do actually call my hammer 'The Fixing Hammer'

It makes all my problems go away."

can you hit me with it and make mine go away please

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED.

It's funny you should say that but I do actually call my hammer 'The Fixing Hammer'

It makes all my problems go away.

how many speeds has your hammer got "

Wow you have speeds???

Mine just has the one: 'Violent Frenzy Speed'

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED.

It's funny you should say that but I do actually call my hammer 'The Fixing Hammer'

It makes all my problems go away.

can you hit me with it and make mine go away please "

Awww we are mates, of course I will hit you with a hammer xxx

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

what about mc hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's a different kinda hammer altogther.

kinda fancying the violent frenzy option

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"funky, take a hammer to the thing. SORTED.

It's funny you should say that but I do actually call my hammer 'The Fixing Hammer'

It makes all my problems go away.

how many speeds has your hammer got

Wow you have speeds???

Mine just has the one: 'Violent Frenzy Speed'"

well mine has cosmic speeds far better to control than the violent frenzy speed model you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut it Crumpet! I'm fucking fixing it. "

I did tell you not to pee in it.

Still..... see a cavity and ....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"what about mc hammer "

STOP!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

HAMMER TIME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my Umax astra for ages, still going strong...of course thay don't last as long if you sit on them to scan your bits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an I.T. professional. You must not hit it with a hammer.

You need to switch it off, switch it back on again and then twat it with a baseball bat.

Hammers cause localised damage. A baseball bat will shatter it in less than half a dozen hits. More energy efficient.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm an I.T. professional. You must not hit it with a hammer.

You need to switch it off, switch it back on again and then twat it with a baseball bat.

Hammers cause localised damage. A baseball bat will shatter it in less than half a dozen hits. More energy efficient.

"

you have got to be _unky monkeys twin

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"what about mc hammer "

Cant touch this!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"what about mc hammer "

Cant touch this!!!

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