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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Forum feels a bit tens this evening. Shall we play fancy a fuck? or something nice about person above? Or a combination? Or just be silly.

Always nice and if you get to meet someone new

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

*Streaks through the post grabs Mrs SB's butt then settles down quietly with cookies*

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil ! "

I want to fuck you. You don't want to fuck me

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

"*Streaks through the post grabs Mrs SB's butt then settles down quietly with cookies*"

We can think of a dozen things we'd like to do with you...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil ! "

*slips on the olive oil and lands in an ungainly heap* I crushed my cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I want to fuck you. You don't want to fuck me

MrsSB

I am shy

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"*Streaks through the post grabs Mrs SB's butt then settles down quietly with cookies*"

You are a roller-coaster. I love crazy me

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

With olive oil ?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

Hubby does

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil ! "
deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

With olive oil ? "

Helps with the friction.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

*slips on the olive oil and lands in an ungainly heap* I crushed my cookies

Love it . You are full on in crazy mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

Flutters my eye lashes to get your attention with out causing too much of a commotion

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

With olive oil ?

Helps with the friction. "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil ! "

I would prefer coconut oil

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I want to fuck you. You don't want to fuck me

MrsSB

I am shy "

BS. Man up and fuck MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

*slips on the olive oil and lands in an ungainly heap* I crushed my cookies

Love it . You are full on in crazy mood.

I may of eaten 2 bags of haribo tangfastics

#sugarhigh

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Very paleo of you.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil ! deal

I'd let this lady take my pegging virginity.

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

"Anyone fancy a tit wank ?

With olive oil ?

Helps with the friction. "

Quite the enticing thought... Must have a long hard think about this.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Ive got some in the fridge

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"*Streaks through the post grabs Mrs SB's butt then settles down quietly with cookies*

We can think of a dozen things we'd like to do with you...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

*slips on the olive oil and lands in an ungainly heap* I crushed my cookies

Love it . You are full on in crazy mood.

I may of eaten 2 bags of haribo tangfastics

#sugarhigh

Oh dear God. People brace yourself it's going to be a long night with Perdita.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

I was going to suggest that too, ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Ive got some in the fridge "

You don't put coconut oil in the fridge

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. "
sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a diet, can I use Frylight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my pics need fabbing if your bored

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Ive got some in the fridge

You don't put coconut oil in the fridge

You do when your house is hot enough that it melts in the cupboard

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Ive got some in the fridge "

It's no good in there!! Mines in the bathroom as a liquid right now. Come over

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

*slips on the olive oil and lands in an ungainly heap* I crushed my cookies

Love it . You are full on in crazy mood.

I may of eaten 2 bags of haribo tangfastics

#sugarhigh

Oh dear God. People brace yourself it's going to be a long night with Perdita.

MrsSB

Yup and no work tomorrow so I'm in an extra bouncy mood tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a fuck...

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I want to fuck you. You don't want to fuck me

MrsSB

I am shy

BS. Man up and fuck MrsSB

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Ive got some in the fridge

It's no good in there!! Mines in the bathroom as a liquid right now. Come over

*runs around the house looking for my sat nav*

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"I'm on a diet, can I use Frylight?

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me too, can I share

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"All my pics need fabbing if your bored

xxx"

Couldn't get to them all... my pussy kept wanting to play with my finger. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I'd love a fuck...

Just sayin'

right triathlon time...bike ride to wales...little swim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my pics need fabbing if your bored

xxx

Couldn't get to them all... my pussy kept wanting to play with my finger. .."

I may have fallen and landed on that pesky fab button once or twice

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x "
of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I want to fuck you. You don't want to fuck me

MrsSB

Find hard to believe there is a person on here let alone a male that doesn't want to do the above with MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just can't beat the extra virgin olive oil ha...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"You just can't beat the extra virgin olive oil ha...

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that bottle ran out years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on a diet, can I use Frylight?

Thought you weren't dieting cause you are fabulous as you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

Ah but why then aren't we all at it? It's obviously not something that comes naturally .. I like the idea of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free for the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just can't beat the extra virgin olive oil ha...

that bottle ran out years ago

ahaha shame I would of drank the whole lot

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

Ah but why then aren't we all at it? It's obviously not something that comes naturally .. I like the idea of it

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ive always been a lucid dreamer and i am at it..thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on a diet, can I use Frylight?

Thought you weren't dieting cause you are fabulous as you are."

When did I say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any takers??? probably not lol

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fancy a fuck with olive oil !

I would prefer coconut oil

Ive got some in the fridge

You don't put coconut oil in the fridge

You do when your house is hot enough that it melts in the cupboard "

Aire con

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

Ah but why then aren't we all at it? It's obviously not something that comes naturally .. I like the idea of it

ive always been a lucid dreamer and i am at it..thanks

I'm not doubting you ... I want to play too

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

Ah but why then aren't we all at it? It's obviously not something that comes naturally .. I like the idea of it

ive always been a lucid dreamer and i am at it..thanks

I'm not doubting you ... I want to play too

"
you need to intend to dream first..every night which will lead you to understand what stops you dreaming..when you can dream its about storing enough energy to transfering your dreaming body to the energy of another..and then you can have fun...you can even do tantra across the miles..phenomenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my pics need fabbing if your bored

xxx

Couldn't get to them all... my pussy kept wanting to play with my finger. .."

my pussy is stuck

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big announcement tomorrow, you'll have to wait for the fireworks, but to lost will seem like a malfunctioned party popper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*most not lost

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"All my pics need fabbing if your bored

xxx

Couldn't get to them all... my pussy kept wanting to play with my finger. ..

my pussy is stuck

xxx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

Ah but why then aren't we all at it? It's obviously not something that comes naturally .. I like the idea of it

ive always been a lucid dreamer and i am at it..thanks

I'm not doubting you ... I want to play too

you need to intend to dream first..every night which will lead you to understand what stops you dreaming..when you can dream its about storing enough energy to transfering your dreaming body to the energy of another..and then you can have fun...you can even do tantra across the miles..phenomenal

sounds difficult (or rather something you need to work at) but worth it if you can master it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I fancy a fuck. I've a serious case of the hangover horn. Can't seem to shift it solo

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Good call! I'll "virtual fuck" anyone tonight via the means of ESP . I fancy you all tonight - any particular requests, no matter how Kinky, and I'll meet all demands via the powers of positive thinking and thought transference. sex dreaming is a thing you know..be careful what you wish for you just might get it

Is that Astral Sex? I should try that .. You know I'm a usually sceptical about that sort of thing but I definitely had an out of body doo-da as a kiddie so maybe there's something in it x of course there is something in it. i wouldnt mention it, if it wasnt possible...

Ah but why then aren't we all at it? It's obviously not something that comes naturally .. I like the idea of it

ive always been a lucid dreamer and i am at it..thanks

I'm not doubting you ... I want to play too

sounds difficult (or rather something you need to work at) but worth it if you can master it .. "
yes all good things take effort x

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