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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

Bad things.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The washing up? My ironing pile is growing too, give me a hand? There's a cake and a cuppa in it for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungover so you will have to put up with a carb binge and an early night. No funny business but I will read you a bedtime story.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Eat cake and chill

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

You will serve me ice cream while I watch Big Brother (I've got tonsillitis, no inclination for jiggy jiggy)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Eat cake and chill "

Is that a euphemism, like Netflix and Chill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

monopoly you can be banker

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Basket weaving and daisy chains

Then mind blowing wild monkey sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and sing the fields of athenry at the top of our lungs. Then slow dance in the rain caused by my atrocious voice. Then I'd read you some epic poetry as you dry yourself. And maybe touch your butt if you let me.

...I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Just seen your new picture so if you're popping over (hypothetically speaking) then I'm affraid all you have to look foreward to is me looking at you all night drooling.

But, if I should snapout of it then we could play Twister... naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box-set-binge with loadsa munchies and rum and ginger beer I reckon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Basket weaving and daisy chains

Then mind blowing wild monkey sex

I love a good weaving session!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen your new picture so if you're popping over (hypothetically speaking) then I'm affraid all you have to look foreward to is me looking at you all night drooling.

But, if I should snapout of it then we could play Twister... naked!"

Naked twister is great craic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

A game of fart tennis.

Ooops, fifteen love

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

Play the spanking game every time I hear a ohhhhh or a arhhhhh I spank it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x

A game of fart tennis.

Ooops, fifteen love

Ewwww

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

"Just seen your new picture so if you're popping over (hypothetically speaking) then I'm affraid all you have to look foreward to is me looking at you all night drooling.

But, if I should snapout of it then we could play Twister... naked!

Naked twister is great craic! "

Oh yes! Especially if baby oil is also involved

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

An evening of Netflix, not seen the new episodes of Orange is the new black or sons of anarchy. There could be a cup of tea, if you are lucky.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Whatever you fancy? I'm easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my toe nails

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Tut. Wrong question.

It should be what are we NOT going to do...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Basket weaving and daisy chains

Then mind blowing wild monkey sex

I love a good weaving session!

'Wild monkey sex'?

I could be wrong but I think fucking animals is illegal

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

You bring the rope, I'll bring the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about the pros and cons of pros and cons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll make up our own cocktails in the garden,and chat about all sorts as we get d*unker and d*unker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

Watch reruns of Game of Thrones and then when you ask me what do I do????!

I say!!!

I drink and I know things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not answer the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not answer the door

It's ok, I'll find a way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehe.....i will prepare the zip ties and the gang....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hehehe.....i will prepare the zip ties and the gang...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat peanut butter sandwiches and tell ghost stories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat peanut butter sandwiches and tell ghost stories "

No snogging?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Eat cake and chill

Is that a euphemism, like Netflix and Chill?"

Take it how you like Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, when I get home I'll shower get some food ready and then watch a movie.

Movie and chill

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wETvi-Fijr8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm, when I get home I'll shower get some food ready and then watch a movie.

Movie and chill

By "chill" I hope you mean clothes are optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a sleep over?

Leave your pyjamas at home, I'll gove you act shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, when I get home I'll shower get some food ready and then watch a movie.

Movie and chill

By "chill" I hope you mean clothes are optional

Nope, clothes are definitely not an option in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seeing as how you're inviting yourself, hows about you invite Mr Johnny Walker and Mr Jack Daniels too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Well seeing as how you're inviting yourself, hows about you invite Mr Johnny Walker and Mr Jack Daniels too

I think Mae west and Peter Ustinov would be better company personally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well seeing as how you're inviting yourself, hows about you invite Mr Johnny Walker and Mr Jack Daniels too

I think Mae west and Peter Ustinov would be better company personally..."

If you're prepared to do the hard graft and dig em up

Go to it dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are going to PARTY !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to bed at 7 so you can see if you can get more out of my Mrs than I can

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Well I'm seeing someone tonight so you could either stay at mine and look after my cats or come with and see if she's into threesomes

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Well seeing as how you're inviting yourself, hows about you invite Mr Johnny Walker and Mr Jack Daniels too

I think Mae west and Peter Ustinov would be better company personally...

If you're prepared to do the hard graft and dig em up

Go to it dude

Maybe hold a séance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a shit load of washing up for you to do when you get to mine so bring some marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat peanut butter sandwiches and tell ghost stories "

Whilst singing 'it's peanut butter jelly time'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix and chill.. And by that I mean order pizza, bend you over on the stairs until your legs quiver before the delivery guy gets here. Eat food, then you, and I'll unload in your mouth for dessert

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop round with a bag of maltesers and we can find fun ways to eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why spoil the surprise

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Chat, lots of eye contact, play strip snap (quicker to get naked) then introduce you to every room in the house in every position that it is possible for three people to get into while still having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat peanut butter sandwiches and tell ghost stories

No snogging?"

Probably

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Well I'm seeing someone tonight so you could either stay at mine and look after my cats or come with and see if she's into threesomes

And you have cats too?

You're growing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

anything you want. And then do it all again after you give me a few minutes to recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

Netflix and chill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a sleep over?

Leave your pyjamas at home, I'll gove you act shirt

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the living daylights out of you!! Your new picture is unreal haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

Well, you can start by tiding our cellar a little as it wouldn't be nice of us to lock you up in it if its messy

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

Show off"

It's only with eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

Show off

It's only with eachother

...still. Some of us are lonely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chat, lots of eye contact, play strip snap (quicker to get naked) then introduce you to every room in the house in every position that it is possible for three people to get into while still having fun

I'm insanely horny, so this is ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a sleep over?

Leave your pyjamas at home, I'll gove you act shirt

Perfect

I'm impressed you could even decipher that post reading it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err...ya going to be sat on the doorstep in the pouring rain as I am just about to head out for a coffee and catch up with a friend

I will leave you a brolly and a packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time we had drinks in Cambridge , but I'm shattered today so how's a chic flick & bottle of bubbles ? I was thinking Dirty Dancing - then we can practice some moves

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

Show off

It's only with eachother

...still. Some of us are lonely. "

Do you want to come over then? Mwwaaa MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

Show off

It's only with eachother

...still. Some of us are lonely.

Do you want to come over then? Mwwaaa MrsSB

I'd love to, distance is my foe sadly. I'll just have to go and nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

I'll be on the settee, either sleeping or throwing up.

Cats'll keep you company, have a cuddle.

Watch what you like on the telly......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time we had drinks in Cambridge , but I'm shattered today so how's a chic flick & bottle of bubbles ? I was thinking Dirty Dancing - then we can practice some moves

Aye, I'm In

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'm insanely horny, so this is ideal

S is too old but I can send you a face pic, you tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, of course

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What're we gonna do?

BG x"

Whatever it is you couldn't handle me xx

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Warn you about getting covered in dog fur and ask you to ignore all of the empty packaging from the Nerf guns and American sweets that I have been ordering from Amazon whilst G is away.

I then might ask you to cook something for me cos Im bored of that now. Then sit back and watch a movie or some sport!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warn you about getting covered in dog fur and ask you to ignore all of the empty packaging from the Nerf guns and American sweets that I have been ordering from Amazon whilst G is away.

I then might ask you to cook something for me cos Im bored of that now. Then sit back and watch a movie or some sport!"

Sport please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better hope you like veggie chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to spend all nite playing with your boobs.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd better hope you like veggie chilli

I love all food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to spend all nite playing with your boobs.

xxx"

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a big bucket of ice and hang the do not disturb sign on the door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a big bucket of ice and hang the do not disturb sign on the door! "

Ooooh, I'm game

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Paddling pool and jelly wrestling? Never tried that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a big bucket of ice and hang the do not disturb sign on the door!

Ooooh, I'm game

Ooh what game you wanna play??

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ice-cream and wine. Then sex. That's what we are doing anyway

MrsSB

Show off

It's only with eachother

...still. Some of us are lonely.

Do you want to come over then? Mwwaaa MrsSB

I'd love to, distance is my foe sadly. I'll just have to go and nap.

Everyone is having naps today. I'm the Spanish one. I'm the one that is supposed to have siestas

Seriously people

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone is having naps today. I'm the Spanish one. I'm the one that is supposed to have siestas

Seriously people

MrsSB

I'm an honorary Spanish brunette. Siestas are second nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat cake and chill "
battenburg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a big bucket of ice and hang the do not disturb sign on the door!

Ooooh, I'm game

Ooh what game you wanna play??

Something that requires no clothes..

I'm in *that* kinda mood

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"Cut my toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can vacuum my stairs while I have a bath, I've just spent 15hrs cleaning a TR6 and I'm knackered!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

help me pack for next festival...I have to be there by 5 tomorrow....shouldn't take long..have it down to fine art

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Colouring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a big bucket of ice and hang the do not disturb sign on the door!

Ooooh, I'm game

Ooh what game you wanna play??

Something that requires no clothes..

I'm in *that* kinda mood

Oooh "that" kinda mood...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a big bucket of ice and hang the do not disturb sign on the door!

Ooooh, I'm game

Ooh what game you wanna play??

Something that requires no clothes..

I'm in *that* kinda mood

Oooh "that" kinda mood...

Game on, MrPB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put the paints away now chillin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still haven't done my housework from the last time you did one of these threads. Rubbish!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You still haven't done my housework from the last time you did one of these threads. Rubbish!!

I'm really thinking of you, Scarlet. I'm useless at housework and you'd have to redo it after me.

Crack on and get it done, I'll bring wine and cake for when you're done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Ha, let's wake him up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Where's my invite

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Ha, let's wake him up!

Your on...... ssssshhhh let's creep upstairs quietly. No giggling though xxxxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Where's my invite

Come on over PP..... Sssssshhhhhh let's all surprise him xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Where's my invite

Come on over PP..... Sssssshhhhhh let's all surprise him xxxxx

I ain't waking him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Where's my invite

Come on over PP..... Sssssshhhhhh let's all surprise him xxxxx

I ain't waking him up

make him a hot choccy

then show him to my spare room

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Me and you BG. .... hubby is asleep xxxx

Where's my invite

Come on over PP..... Sssssshhhhhh let's all surprise him xxxxx

I ain't waking him up

make him a hot choccy

then show him to my spare room

Yeh, he's a big, muscle guy, but a teddy bear really,..... Okey dokey your spare room it is xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well - huge hug first (maybe a cheeky kiss);) - brew and a natter cos thats what we do well here already - then we would head into the kitchen to make a certain meal we promised to do yonks ago - - find something to do whilst that was cooking slow for an hour - what do you reckon we could do in that hour eh missy xx

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Naked twister n baby oil lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked twister n baby oil lol

Cook your fav meal

then go play in the park

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well - huge hug first (maybe a cheeky kiss);) - brew and a natter cos thats what we do well here already - then we would head into the kitchen to make a certain meal we promised to do yonks ago - - find something to do whilst that was cooking slow for an hour - what do you reckon we could do in that hour eh missy xx"

Two words, naked shenanigans

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By *igandy123Man
over a year ago

old trafford

Eat pizza??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words, naked shenanigans

you will do for me xxx

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