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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's it really.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Oh no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear hope you're ok x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As I tell the children - a trip to A&E is NOT a day out

:/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always start a sing song,raise everyone's spirits.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh dear hope you're ok x"

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is unless yr really sick..

Maybe yr a hot nurse.. perhaps by her a well needed coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could always start a sing song,raise everyone's spirits. "

Always look on the bright side of life. ....da dum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it really. "

It's not supposed to be fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is unless yr really sick..

Maybe yr a hot nurse.. perhaps by her a well needed coffee"

I didn't bring my wallet unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?"

Depends maybe he has a very high pain threshold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could always start a sing song,raise everyone's spirits. "

Head shoulder knees n toes. ... xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was fun then everybody would be wanting to go there, it's designed like that to keep people away

In all seriousness hope you, or whoever you're with, is OK!

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

cut backs and immigrants to blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to play guess the illness/accident.

I'm going with,you tried to cut a branch off a tree while you were sitting on the end of the branch.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Shocking! You'd think they would put on live music or shows to keep you entertained while you wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.

Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah.

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Hope your ok OP?..

Bambi x

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Okay... I get the 'A' is 'anal'... what's the 'E' stand for..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it really. "

You're doing it wrong....people watch ad make a scenario up as to why they're in.

It passes the time nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the doctors - is it an emergency ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.

Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "

Ouch! Hope you're seen and sorted out soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to the doctors - is it an emergency ?"

I need them to pull the metal out of my eye socket.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"As I tell the children - a trip to A&E is NOT a day out

:/"

No, usually its a full nght as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope your ok OP?..

Bambi x"

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You have a signal in A&E? I'm impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend most of my life in A&E. If you think it's boring how do you think I feel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spend most of my life in A&E. If you think it's boring how do you think I feel!"

Clammy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to the doctors - is it an emergency ?

I need them to pull the metal out of my eye socket. "

Ouch!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it an arse related issue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it an arse related issue? "

Not this time.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time. "

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time.

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later? "

Hope not. Will be difficult to carry on working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time.

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later? "

And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone offered you a Werther's Original and/or a Grape yet?

Hope all is better soon.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time.

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?

And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do "

* YAARRRR!!!

(like that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time.

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?

And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time.

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?

And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do

* YAARRRR!!!

(like that)"

Bloody West Country pirate you are

More guttural up north 'Aaarrgghh'

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

Stoke A & E is also a pokemon gym apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it an arse related issue?

Not this time.

Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?

And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do

* YAARRRR!!!

(like that)"

West Country accents do make a pirate a tad more authentic I reckon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it really bad of me that I'm sort of imagining / hoping he's gone to A&E with some sort of sexual mishap - like an Action Man stuck up his bum?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it really bad of me that I'm sort of imagining / hoping he's gone to A&E with some sort of sexual mishap - like an Action Man stuck up his bum?!"

I can assure you action man would just fall straight out again. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a parrot

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"You could always start a sing song,raise everyone's spirits.

Always look on the bright side of life. ....da dum.. "

That may be a bit tricky in this instance!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow it's getting very popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many people have poked you in the eye so far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many people have poked you in the eye so far? "

None so far.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.

Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "

Ouch hope you get it out soon and get better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?"

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on who's near.

You might be able to sort a meet out while you're waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between reading newest and posting I see you had scarf in your eye....so apologies...you do belong in A& E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarf ffs! Bloody auto correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!"

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a big magnet and DIY what could go wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look on who's near.

You might be able to sort a meet out while you're waiting "

I'm not, and haven't been and probably won't be in a meeting kind of mood to be honest.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute. "

Game of scrabble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a big magnet and DIY what could go wrong ?"

Aluminium isn't magnetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had to take client last week...i had a lovely time..it was the hottest night of the year...it was like a fridge in there! got given coffees all through the night by staff, and the amublance guys who took us in brought me a danish when they saw me still there hours later....much better than a long boring night awake in the clients stlifling flat with no tv!

hope your eye is ok,eye things are a bit scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A + E are boring. Always preferred I O and U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute. "

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly "

How remiss of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly

How remiss of me! "

Must have been the shock

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

How about a game of volleyball across the seats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly

How remiss of me!

Must have been the shock "

It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly

How remiss of me!

Must have been the shock

It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline! "

Were you not wearing goggles or a mask of some kind? I'm not sure what a swarf looks like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly

How remiss of me!

Must have been the shock

It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline!

Were you not wearing goggles or a mask of some kind? I'm not sure what a swarf looks like."

I had safety glasses on. I'd asked for a full face visor before I started but was told they didn't have any.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Oh dear hope you're ok x

If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?

And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?

I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.

It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!

No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.

You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly

How remiss of me!

Must have been the shock

It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline!

Were you not wearing goggles or a mask of some kind? I'm not sure what a swarf looks like.

I had safety glasses on. I'd asked for a full face visor before I started but was told they didn't have any. "

...they will now...

Eye hope you recover soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The glasses worked but my hair and luxurious eye brows were full of it. Some fell through the gap at the top of the lenses when I stood up away from the job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

...they will now...

Eye hope you recover soon x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.

Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "
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You've got a cavalier attitude to h&s young man!.

Let this be a lesson you.

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They gave me an eye wash to rust my bit away.... Painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The glasses worked but my hair and luxurious eye brows were full of it. Some fell through the gap at the top of the lenses when I stood up away from the job."
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What... All my concern and it turns out your a pussssay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least mine had pierced my eyeball before I bothered the nurses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least mine had pierced my eyeball before I bothered the nurses"

I'm a southerner,whadaya gonna do? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least mine had pierced my eyeball before I bothered the nurses"

You know that's how your brains leak out don't you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least mine had pierced my eyeball before I bothered the nurses

I'm a southerner,whadaya gonna do? !"
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Move north and live with a squint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least mine had pierced my eyeball before I bothered the nurses

You know that's how your brains leak out don't you?? "
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No nursey said it was all going to be fine, there there..... She then jabbed me in the ass before I could even get my pants down.

I've had worse on a night out though so mustn't grumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not good H&S practice. You should have worn a hair net

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still bored. "

Eye spy with my little eye,something beginning with C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still bored.

Eye spy with my little eye,something beginning with C"

Camera!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N."

Nitros oxide..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm not sure what a swarf looks like."

It's like a dwarf with a lisp...

hope it pulls out nice and clean. hate aluminium it stings....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N."

Oi,hang on,it was chair

And nitrous oxide is n o not n.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm not sure what a swarf looks like.

It's like a dwarf with a lisp...

hope it pulls out nice and clean. hate aluminium it stings...."

Stings? It's a slither of sharp metal isn't it? Yea,that's gonna do more than sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.

Nitros oxide.. "

Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.

Oi,hang on,it was chair

And nitrous oxide is n o not n."

Yeah I realised I'd fucked up in my haste to releave my boredom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay... I get the 'A' is 'anal'... what's the 'E' stand for..? "

Enema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try working there always manic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay... I get the 'A' is 'anal'... what's the 'E' stand for..?

Enema "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.

Nitros oxide..

Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. .. "

New game? Best idea for use of the fishing net.

Scooping poop up from toilets to look for swallowed rings.

Your go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.

Nitros oxide..

Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. ..

New game? Best idea for use of the fishing net.

Scooping poop up from toilets to look for swallowed rings.

Your go."

Grabbing kids that won't stop running around?!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.

Nitros oxide..

Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. ..

New game? Best idea for use of the fishing net.

Scooping poop up from toilets to look for swallowed rings.

Your go.

Grabbing kids that won't stop running around?!"

You'd need a bigger net!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"That's it really. "

It is. But 3 weeks ago it probably helped save Frank's life xxx

I feel sorry for the Drs, nurses, care staff, porters & receptionist who work A&E. Having seen the effects it's had on my dad (abuse, assault, stopping people hanging themselves in the toilets) I can only say it takes a dedicated person to work this department out of choice.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me! "

Ask for one of those cardboard bottle things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!

Ask for one of those cardboard bottle things "

If you get 2 of those you can pretend they're Noddy's shoes and do a little dance.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me! "

Tell reception your going for a wee. Have you been to triage yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!

Tell reception your going for a wee. Have you been to triage yet? "

Triage was quick. 3 hours ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it really. "

I think it's supposed to be boring, uncomfortable and dull because the idea is that you're not supposed to want to go back!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!

Ask for one of those cardboard bottle things

If you get 2 of those you can pretend they're Noddy's shoes and do a little dance. "

That may get you put in a different type of hospital.. ..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!

Tell reception your going for a wee. Have you been to triage yet?

Triage was quick. 3 hours ago!"

Your waiting for the ophthalmic doc then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew! Relief. Now he just has to have a piece of metal removed from his eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in! "

Wiggle it about I can't feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.

Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "

The first day of engineering college (many years ago) we were shown a health and safety film full of useful tips like tying hair back,not wearing loose sleeves and (appropriately here) wearing safety glasses when working with stand drills,lathes,milling machines etc

Sometimes H+S is treated as a bit of a joke but having swarf in your eye doesn't seem like a joke,,,hope theres no serious damage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out! "

Are you a goner ?

Now fill in the accident book at work so it's recorded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm out!

Are you a goner ?

Now fill in the accident book at work so it's recorded "

Done! Now finished work to!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"You could always start a sing song,raise everyone's spirits. "

You put your right arm in... unless it's broken that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They got it out?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"That's it really. "
well off course it is OP, I hope you're not seriously injured or whoever you're with is either. But I'm afraid A&E Is going to be boring you're going to a place where people go to for emergency treatment it's not meant to be fun it's meant to help/save lives. That being said just read the papers/doodle on you're phone or watch a nearby television if you can find one at least that is what I did when I was last at A&E with my dad till half 1 in the morning..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's it really. well off course it is OP, I hope you're not seriously injured or whoever you're with is either. But I'm afraid A&E Is going to be boring you're going to a place where people go to for emergency treatment it's not meant to be fun it's meant to help/save lives. That being said just read the papers/doodle on you're phone or watch a nearby television if you can find one at least that is what I did when I was last at A&E with my dad till half 1 in the morning.."

Yeah I've been on twice before when my heart stopped working. Lighten up.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"That's it really. "

I have been in twice over the past month and whilst it is a lengthy process I was in so much pain timeout of took a different dimension. after my a nd e visit, I discovered ambulatory emergency care which was an interesting department .... still not completely well, but I have to say A and E can be a fascinating place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I went I was seen and on my way home in an hour. I got sent there by my doctor's receptionist.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Glad you got out in one piece Clemmie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad you got out in one piece Clemmie "

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

So, did you get an eye patch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, did you get an eye patch?"

Happily not!

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