FabSwingers.com forum: Fake profile Roll Call

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a female pretending to be a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Twins would like to jiggle in and profess their fakeness on this profile - the shameless hussies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, let me log out and log back in again on my single female account ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.

I'm fake and so's my beard!

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By *i-DottyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm just a mythical creature that doesn't really exist......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have several fake profiles, but they're all on the naughty step at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The above posts are probably from the only real people on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has ever noticed me faking

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm a fake - I'm just a figment of your imagination xx

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

There's not hubby it's just me. Single bifemale.

He's going to kill me when he reads this

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever noticed me faking

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im faking a single guys profile hehehe

Good luck on your quest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok , we admit it ...

Totally fake couple here

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Ladies often fake .... Oh wait ignore that..

Carry on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a fake attitude??

Happy Monday, what a wonderful day, I can't wait to get to work, have a fantastic one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok , we admit it ...

Totally fake couple here

I bloody knew it

All the time I have wasted perving your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only fake thing about me is my innocence

, and abs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple here with my fake single guys profile cause you get so much more action pretending to be a straight mid 40s white guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not photo verified so obvious fakey fakes of the fakiest kind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep trying to tell everyone, I'm really a 67 year old man from Grimsby.....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Must have multiple person disorder, because we are both fake aren't we?

No I'm not!

Yes we are!

Speak for yourself.

Would if there was only one of us!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have multiple person disorder, because we are both fake aren't we?

No I'm not!

Yes we are!

Speak for yourself.

Would if there was only one of us!!!!"

Mmmmm love multiple personality people. Its like fucking a different person everynight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% fake here.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm fake....

Oh wait... I thought I was on my single guy account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are fakes..really a single ET from Mars using 3D pictures

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By *hemonkeyheadMan
over a year ago

Reading

my penis is really a glued on cucumber

i am so sorry for deceiving you all

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I enjoy far to much to fake it !!! X

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a figment of your imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a figment of your imagination.

You are?

But I thought I was a figment of my imagination ??

confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have just uploaded yet another fake photo....thought I would have been rumbled by now but will just roll with it until I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Alexander O'Neil......

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

we do fake ..hung on let me gloogle it sure its a kink thing with wax ? ..connie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Alexander O'Neil......"

That's just hearsay......

See what I did there? See? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok time to fess up

Pooch is a cat and I am a 37 year-old typist from Dudley called Samantha , never been to Wales and I don't own a pair of walking boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Alexander O'Neil......

That's just hearsay......

See what I did there? See? Haha

I saw it, just didn't want to Criticise.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really on the wrong side of 50, I live in the box room of my dads house, he still cooks my tea and washes my clothes.

My days are filled up with video games and porn.

That felt liberating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, let me log out and log back in again on my single female account .. "

Sorry that took a while I had to have a wank.

Here's my fake fem profile.

It's me.. Dan... *scratches bollocks*

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Fake here. ALL my photos are doctored in some way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, let me log out and log back in again on my single female account ..

Sorry that took a while I had to have a wank.

Here's my fake fem profile.

It's me.. Dan... *scratches bollocks*

Had had my suspicions for awhile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are fake....or are we?!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm a figment of your imagination.

You are?

But I thought I was a figment of my imagination ??

confused

You're a figment of my imagination. This conversation isn't real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake? ....oh, you said fake. Boo. So where is the cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? ....oh, you said fake. Boo. So where is the cake?"

I'm Brian, and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? ....oh, you said fake. Boo. So where is the cake?

I'm Brian, and so is my wife"

Messiah ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Alexander O'Neil......

That's just hearsay......

See what I did there? See? Haha

I saw it, just didn't want to Criticise.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got fake boobs!!! {not really but i dont like being left out )

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've got fake boobies (yes, really) and I don't like being left out, either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got fake boobies (yes, really) and I don't like being left out, either

They're not fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

150 pictures day I'm fake

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

I'm really a snowman but I've melted!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

*steps forward*

Mr B is a figment of my imagination and our pics are all borrowed.

I'm actually a hot, gym fit 21 year old woman but I couldn't cope with the bulging mailbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got fake boobies (yes, really) and I don't like being left out, either

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id never guess yours was take ms titz..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got fake boobies (yes, really) and I don't like being left out, either

id never guess yours was take ms titz..

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or even fake lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally fake. The other fake people that I've met and verified me....and more who haven't verified me can all vouch for my fakeness. As I can vouch for the severe fakery that they show too!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm totally fake. The other fake people that I've met and verified me....and more who haven't verified me can all vouch for my fakeness. As I can vouch for the severe fakery that they show too!"
I can vouch for you

complete fake and time waster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im totally fake!

I paste and copy, and any web cams are all recordings!

Plus its a strap on

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Im totally fake!

I paste and copy, and any web cams are all recordings!

Plus its a strap on

hehe a detachable willy..thats quite a talent..do you have other attachments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my new friend are fake.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is really Bernard and I'm sorry but however else without men talk to me.

I have shaved the beard and tried to be convincing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right,it's me,Dan Berks. Fake and proud

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

My chest hair is actually a rug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't the fake profile you are looking for... *waves hand in a Jedi like motion*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My chest hair is actually a rug"
so is Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I've been told that saying you don't want cock pics mears you're a time waster, and also that I don't look anything like my pics when I'm on cam.

So on behalf of my previous meets, and while sitting on the same couch my pics are on, and having the same tattoos, I'd like to apologise for both of these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're fake...but in our defence, the three of us are insane.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"My chest hair is actually a rug so is Mine

Haha good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? ....oh, you said fake. Boo. So where is the cake?

I'm Brian, and so is my wife

Messiah ??

No apparently, I'm a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless anyone meets me, I'll assume everyone is a fake except me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're fake...but in our defence, the three of us are insane. "

I can help with that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is where all the hot men hide

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I've been known to fake it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is where all the hot men hide

I'm hoping so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake I'm actually a nigerian prince who has $1 million dollars that is due to you following the recent death of a long lost family member...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a thread somewhere on forum about Indian guys. You'll find plenty of fakirs there.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram..."
etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is where all the hot men hide

I'm hoping so

There's to many to perv on! But I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is where all the hot men hide

I'm hoping so

There's to many to perv on! But I love it

I shall work my way through the list

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

You mean to say people on fab are not always what they claim to be? Wow you will be telling us next that Father Christmas is not real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to fake it.

Such a shame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're a couple pretending to be arsed about the other fakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Caught again...

behind my gloryhole is a 19 yr old pretending to be 63..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fake.

I bought my veris on eBay.

I'm actually a girl who pretends to be a guy from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/07/16 10:37:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to fake it.

So have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name on here is fake.

I'm not actually called Miss Innocent.

Sorry for deceiving you all, my name is really Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean to say people on fab are not always what they claim to be? Wow you will be telling us next that Father Christmas is not real. "

He isn't. He's really a civil servant from Hemel Hempstead with a reindeer fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you got me, I can't take it anymore, the shame

I am fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My chest hair is actually a rug so is Mine

Haha good call"

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

"You mean to say people on fab are not always what they claim to be? Wow you will be telling us next that Father Christmas is not real.

He isn't. He's really a civil servant from Hemel Hempstead with a reindeer fetish. "
All those civil servants are kinky buggers, now where is that number for the RSPCA gone.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht....."

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.

Fake here!! Single guy pretending to be a couple...the wife is always out shopping or at her mothers but she is happy for him to chat

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! "
over my head..im more into quantum physics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics

All I can hear is blah blah, science shit!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics

All I can hear is blah blah, science shit!

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yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics

All I can hear is blah blah, science shit!

yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well

I'm really sorry, I was just playing, I was laughing at my own stupidity, not questioning yours.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The only thing i've kept from everyone is that ' I like eating a banana like it's a cock' .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.

Fake here!! Single guy pretending to be a couple...the wife is always out shopping or at her mothers but she is happy for him to chat

I like your imaginary abilitues then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics

All I can hear is blah blah, science shit!

yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well

I'm really sorry, I was just playing, I was laughing at my own stupidity, not questioning yours.

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no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes count me in too...

I don't bring tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities

this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x

I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...

You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!

It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.

Oh prairie shiht.....

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics

All I can hear is blah blah, science shit!

yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well

I'm really sorry, I was just playing, I was laughing at my own stupidity, not questioning yours.

no worries

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name on here is fake.

I'm not actually called Miss Innocent.

Sorry for deceiving you all, my name is really Trevor

Uncle Trevor?!

I knew I recognised the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name on here is fake.

I'm not actually called Miss Innocent.

Sorry for deceiving you all, my name is really Trevor

Uncle Trevor?!

I knew I recognised the pics. "

Damn! I thought I'd got away with it

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By *manda_EdinTVTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Its the so called " couples" ( male and female) but apparently the " female" isnt playing " just now" but the guy will. Its a really oddball one and ive had numerous messages from those supposed " couples". Just a sad guy on his own for whatever reason .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

No comment

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm sorry to say that I too am a fake. I'm not even human....I'm really a broom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined fab someone reported me saying I was a man .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fake - I'm just a figment of your imagination xx"

I'm just a figment of my own imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed i do, my fingers are dildo's and my tongue i stole from a rabbit, he was a rampant bugger!!

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We are both 9 squirrels in a trench coat and hat.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Im not really here im just pretending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I... I... I see dead people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m really a man, sorry guys XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry to say that I too am a fake. I'm not even human....I'm really a broom!"

Can you come and sweep my floor please XXX

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

I'm a mongoose and my partners a yetti

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"The only thing i've kept from everyone is that ' I like eating a banana like it's a cock' ....."
ah but you bite a banana and it drops of in your mouth

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you guessed it.....

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I'm fake I'm a computer program designed to fool unsuspecting members of the swinging community developed at Sydney universality to troll swingers .

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.

See your in Leeds/London. Thats a long back garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I,m really a man, sorry guys XXX"

I'm also really a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait! No I'm not! Call me Shirley!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Wait! No I'm not! Call me Shirley!"

Thought you were on your other profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forget which one I'm logged in on.

I'm actually to guys called Dave.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Make your mind up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a bloke who wants to bring a girl with me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If we can get a babysitter

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Or fuck the babysitter

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Mrs SB here

I am so sorry! I feel as though I have mislead so many of you

Mrs S (i don't really fancy a fuck anymore!) B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**waves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Mrs SB here

I am so sorry! I feel as though I have mislead so many of you

Mrs S (i don't really fancy a fuck anymore!) B

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait! No I'm not! Call me Shirley!"

Shirley you can't be serious!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi

Mrs SB here

I am so sorry! I feel as though I have mislead so many of you

Mrs S (i don't really fancy a fuck anymore!) B

What the fuck?

I'm Mrs SB I always fancy a fuck.

I'm going to kill you

It's taking me months to build my reputation.

Btw any bi ladies fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a fat lorry driver from Grimsby,,i say fat I'm really morbidly obese and have fungus growing in the fold of my skin,,im off tit pub for 26 pints

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Hi,

Mrs SB here again

Apologies if my evil twin brother is hi-jacking the thread again!

I really don't fancy a fuck!

I don''t even like ladies!

This fake profile malarkey has been a cleansing experience OP....

Mrs S (ladies! yuk! yuk! yuk!) B

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm sorry to say that I too am a fake. I'm not even human....I'm really a broom!

Can you come and sweep my floor please XXX"

Once I am done with the floors, I will sweep you off your feet

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi,

Mrs SB here again

Apologies if my evil twin brother is hi-jacking the thread again!

I really don't fancy a fuck!

I don''t even like ladies!

This fake profile malarkey has been a cleansing experience OP....

Mrs S (ladies! yuk! yuk! yuk!) B

What are you doing to me?

(grrrrrrr)

MrsSB

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