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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm always tryin to perfect the sexy sultry lip lick pic but I always end up looking like an extra in the wrong then films.

What look to you want to pull off but just can't quite get it rite? Xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tall and willowy elegance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious bad ass look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sultry. I have the hair and heavy eyelids but my eyes are blue and sparkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sultry.

I always look like I can smell a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall and willowy elegance.

"

Aww

As for myself, can't do sexy or handsome. I've got cute down though I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A six pack instead of an off licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always tryin to perfect the sexy sultry lip lick pic but I always end up looking like an extra in the wrong then films.

What look to you want to pull off but just can't quite get it rite? Xxx"

Demure!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'll settle for any that look good. Cameras hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am perfecting my german ww2 look, with the shaved side and slick back. It is hard to make it stay there for long time, it needs lots of gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do the pouty mouth thing ~ I end up looking like I have wind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'll settle for any that look good. Cameras hate me "

That's because you keep breaking them.

You're lovely really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone tells me I look really young! 'Cute' sigh. Maybe one day I'll get a more 'grown up' compliment haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tall and willowy elegance.

Aww

As for myself, can't do sexy or handsome. I've got cute down though I think. "

You do cute very well xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A six pack instead of an off licence "

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky I look good in anything,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am perfecting my german ww2 look, with the shaved side and slick back. It is hard to make it stay there for long time, it needs lots of gel "

Id love to see you in a sumo suit. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't do the pouty mouth thing ~ I end up looking like I have wind "

I think I'm quite good at that n blowing kisses. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone tells me I look really young! 'Cute' sigh. Maybe one day I'll get a more 'grown up' compliment haha"

You look fiery! Very pretty as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lucky I look good in anything,, "

I wish I could pull off the pout like you Mikki!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awake. My eyes are like pissholes in the snow even with make-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer

"

Actually, can I request proof of this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer "

Most guys do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm.. Tbh... I just can't carry the whole sultry sexy and seductive look off at all.

so i just don't bother and go for just being me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't have any looks I try that I can't do.

Well in my own head. Others may disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer

Actually, can I request proof of this? "
...what see my axe ? ...is that a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer

Actually, can I request proof of this? ...what see my axe ? ...is that a euphemism "

Well that's a new one on here no, your mean and moody selfie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm.. Tbh... I just can't carry the whole sultry sexy and seductive look off at all.

so i just don't bother and go for just being me

"

That's the best way to be. I always try to portray myself in my pics. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone tells me I look really young! 'Cute' sigh. Maybe one day I'll get a more 'grown up' compliment haha"

yeah i look young as well. don't really feel like i can pull off the milf look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer

Actually, can I request proof of this? ...what see my axe ? ...is that a euphemism

Well that's a new one on here no, your mean and moody selfie "

Maybe we have found a new avatar comp.

Horror movies xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been able to perfect the 'one hand in pocket cheesy grin' catalog pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant quite lip sync any tom jones songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am perfecting my german ww2 look, with the shaved side and slick back. It is hard to make it stay there for long time, it needs lots of gel

Id love to see you in a sumo suit. Xxx"
Yes, that would be a good one too, in that suit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been able to perfect the 'one hand in pocket cheesy grin' catalog pose "

pah,,easy

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By *ebj84Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I always get told I look innocent so anything other then that would be good

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"

What look to you want to pull off but just can't quite get it rite? Xxx"

Sexy and sophisticated - I'm just too 'nice and smiley'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always get told I look innocent so anything other then that would be good "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do the skinny look or short

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

I dont do it but the whole pouty duck face is just wrong sorry

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Can never pull off cute and innocent. Always look a bit mad or a bitch. Or a mad bitch.

Nobody and I mean nobody looks good pouting. Makes everyone look like a narcissistic tit. Or a prolapse.

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

Hahah prolapse i actually had a woman come into my work today that had a face lika an arse hole the miserable cow haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't look sweet and innocent...apparently I have a permanently minxy look in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mean and moody selfie.

I end up looking like a mad axe murderer

Most guys do "

You've seen my public photos too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look a miserable twat in any pic I take, even when I smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute and pixielike. I'm a bag of mischievous energy but at 6ft, it never quite hits the mark!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I can't pull face pics. As soon as the camera is out I get this forced smile or I pull silly faces. Drives hubby mad

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't pull face pics. As soon as the camera is out I get this forced smile or I pull silly faces. Drives hubby mad

MrsSB "

Haha yeah I do the same, forced smiles on me look awful, was only a few weeks by my cousin told me I looked bloody miserable in every wedding pic of theirs, or my eyes where shut

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I can't pull face pics. As soon as the camera is out I get this forced smile or I pull silly faces. Drives hubby mad

MrsSB

Haha yeah I do the same, forced smiles on me look awful, was only a few weeks by my cousin told me I looked bloody miserable in every wedding pic of theirs, or my eyes where shut "

I know right. It's not like we want to look like idiots. It's the camera, not us. We are awesome.

When hubby takes pic:

I'm like

Hubby is like

MrsSB

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Everyone tells me I look really young! 'Cute' sigh. Maybe one day I'll get a more 'grown up' compliment haha"

So how's "I could kiss that arse for a week and still want to kiss it some more " sound

xx

S (A shortarse )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do the whole smouldering look or pout I just look like a mad woman.....that's why I hate pics of myself I can never take a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't pull face pics. As soon as the camera is out I get this forced smile or I pull silly faces. Drives hubby mad

MrsSB

Haha yeah I do the same, forced smiles on me look awful, was only a few weeks by my cousin told me I looked bloody miserable in every wedding pic of theirs, or my eyes where shut

I know right. It's not like we want to look like idiots. It's the camera, not us. We are awesome.

When hubby takes pic:

I'm like

Hubby is like

MrsSB "

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfie failures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look in the mirror I look ok but when I take a selfie it's totally grim...it must be my phone camera. ...absolutely no other explanation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks & Sandal's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy.

I got cute and different nailed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always try to remember photos together with Number One Chap for our joint profile; then we get distracted and forget. The two of us together photo look is one that I consistently fail to achieve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The impossible and artistic tasteful willy picture

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Look sexy, so i dont even try

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can't do the whole 'come hither' thing. And I look like a petulant child when I try and pout so that's out too. Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pics, my legs are so much more photogenic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do the pouty mouth thing ~ I end up looking like I have wind "

Don't bother, it makes you look like a duck, we always comment `bang` when we spot a duck pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only useless one. I'm gunna try my wrong turn pic again later. Mite upload it for a giggle. xxx

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Face pics, my legs are so much more photogenic."
ythose legs do look amazing by the way

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By *appyplastererMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I have got quite a few looks that my Sally thinks are just right. Worzal gummage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pics, my legs are so much more photogenic.ythose legs do look amazing by the way "

Thank you

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Face pics, my legs are so much more photogenic.ythose legs do look amazing by the way

Thank you "
its ok they look even better in stockings ass really looks nice an peachy looks like you work out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face pics, my legs are so much more photogenic.ythose legs do look amazing by the way

Thank you its ok they look even better in stockings ass really looks nice an peachy looks like you work out ? "

I try sporadically, do a lot of walking, but it must be mostly genetics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try to get a decent photo. I feel stupid for smiling so I just look miserable.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can't do the kissey lipped pouty look, I just look like I am sucking a toffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never look good on camera. Posing doesn't go well for me. Smile and I look like I'm up to something. I'd like to pull off the smoulder look, but I look confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always try to get a decent photo. I feel stupid for smiling so I just look miserable. "

this

Unless it's for a genuine reason, just looking at a camera grinning my gormless grin feels a wee bit daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mysterious bad ass look "

Nah u do ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy.

I got cute and different nailed."

Well, not yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found that being bald and wearing specs seems to count against me, really not sure why, as I don't have this problem outside of Fab, maybe I just don't take a good photo. Lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I aim for the perma tanned mid life crises guy trying to look young look and I think i pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blonde...looks absolutely hideous!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Looking sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blonde...looks absolutely hideous! "

Lol I tryed to go blonde too but due to my natrual skin colouring I went ginger! xxx

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

I have difficulty smiling in photos without looking like I just killed a dog with a hedge trimmer.

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