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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

I am a firm believer in the theory of evolution and nothing can sway me from this conviction....except possibly the continued existence of the feathered retards we refer to as pigeons.

I mean they congregate on roads as if they were baker's back yards completely oblivious to approaching traffic.

If one does have a brain cell that fires then it invariably starts walking at high speed in the wrong direction seemingly unable to remember that it can fucking fly!

I mean surely they are just as much of a fly in the ointment for intelligent design..I mean..pigeons...why!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pigeons. They aren't pretentious, they don't lie to you with pretty colors or fancy feathers, they don't pretend to be smart like lyerbirds. They are down to earth. Their physical imperfections are endearing (like how they are always missing toes). I think they are ace

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I love pigeons - they make me feel strangely nostalgic. I grew up in a fairly rural location, and saw lots of birds regularly.

I also love their cooing noises, and the funny little dance male pigeons do to attract mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are just winged rats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are just winged rats. "

no no no no,,yer wrong

bats though are like winged mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are just winged rats.

no no no no,,yer wrong

bats though are like winged mice "

I like bats, they're cute. We have them doing little circuits round the house of an evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just make me think of homeless people...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

They're actually very intelligent, there have been documentaries on it.

Up close the shimmer of the green part is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh never under estimate these very intelligent birds ,they are the sport of kings out in the fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the birds ..

Tuppence a bag

Love Mary poppins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It hasn't had enough time to evolve to deal with the existence of the motorcar.

Perhaps in 10 million years time the pigeon will have evolved to run faster than a lorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always look scraggy and in need of a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always look scraggy and in need of a bath."

They always look like they are about to shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are just winged rats.

no no no no,,yer wrong

bats though are like winged mice

I like bats, they're cute. We have them doing little circuits round the house of an evening. "

It'd be good if they came out earlier so you could see them better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always look scraggy and in need of a bath.

They always look like they are about to shit "

They often do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind wood pigeons as they just hang around trees, But them dam town pigeons do my head in, To cocky for me, Its like you have to get out of their way, Move around in "gangs" like they are about to mug you,

And yes I have been shit on by the dirty fuckers

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"It hasn't had enough time to evolve to deal with the existence of the motorcar.

Perhaps in 10 million years time the pigeon will have evolved to run faster than a lorry. "

Yeah but Crows and Magpies (capitalised cos they is clever) have had the same time and they are on their game.

They love a bit of flat pigeon.

Hard to understand the dove's love of roads though...surely there can't be sadists across the entire country sprinkling seed on back roads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had bats in the roof of the house I sold last year - caused a right palava. I felt like calling in the A-Team. Because, when you have a problem....and no-one else will help....

Pigeons I don't mind in small numbers, it's when 50,000 descend on you because they sense you have a Kitkat in your bag.

Seagulls are also little bastards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a half eaten one in my garden...

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Recently watching some ready for flying when we holidaying at Bridlington,smaller one fell from the other side, looked like he was gunna get eaten. He managed to get back over, bet he was knackered

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I live next to a farm. They have a pigeon who thinks he's a dog. Goes in the front of the car with the farmer. Sits at the door. Attacks when certain people come over. Its hilarious

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"I have a half eaten one in my garden... "

You couldn't finish it?

You'll get it for your breakfast and dinner until you do!

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I saw a young girl go up to a cluster of pigeons the other day, and instead of stamping her feet to make them fly off, she shouted "GO AWAY" at them. They seemed nonplussed by her aggrievance at them and carried on regardless

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"I saw a young girl go up to a cluster of pigeons the other day, and instead of stamping her feet to make them fly off, she shouted "GO AWAY" at them. They seemed nonplussed by her aggrievance at them and carried on regardless "

Yeah they can be ignorant as well ..but in their defence...perhaps they were foreign?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They congregate in the roads because it is impossible to run over the things. You can drive over the damn thing and it would still be stood there completely oblivious.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Pigeons I have no greavences with.. WASPS now thats quite a different matter !!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

They must be the most indecisive creatures on the planet.

They always sit on the fence and can never seem to make up their minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden... "

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like pigeons. They aren't pretentious, they don't lie to you with pretty colors or fancy feathers, they don't pretend to be smart like lyerbirds. They are down to earth. Their physical imperfections are endearing (like how they are always missing toes). I think they are ace "

Pigeons are simply dirty doves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden...

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork....."

Too late it's gone!!

I decided to woman up & remove it ~ gardening gloves, trowel & bag at the ready only to find its vanished without a trace, bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden...

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork.....

Too late it's gone!!

I decided to woman up & remove it ~ gardening gloves, trowel & bag at the ready only to find its vanished without a trace, bizarre "

It was delicious.

*burp.

Tasted like chicken.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden... "

My dad's eaten pigeon at a hotel in Llandudno. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden...

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork.....

Too late it's gone!!

I decided to woman up & remove it ~ gardening gloves, trowel & bag at the ready only to find its vanished without a trace, bizarre "

Don't forget to check under your bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like pigeons. They aren't pretentious, they don't lie to you with pretty colors or fancy feathers, they don't pretend to be smart like lyerbirds. They are down to earth. Their physical imperfections are endearing (like how they are always missing toes). I think they are ace

Pigeons are simply dirty doves "

Sounds charming

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Urrggh ... hate pigeons. Unfortunately my cats love them- they are their kill of choice. I have stood in half eaten pigeons coming downstairs in the dark and cleared up roomfuls of grey feathers more than I care to remember. The piece de resistance was the other day however when they killed a homing pigeon that had got nearly all the way home to Essex after being released in Scotland but had the misfortune to land in our garden.

The cats can be hired out at a reasonable hourly rate if you have a pigeon problem ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden...

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork.....

Too late it's gone!!

I decided to woman up & remove it ~ gardening gloves, trowel & bag at the ready only to find its vanished without a trace, bizarre

It was delicious.

*burp.

Tasted like chicken....."

If an avian plague ever hits the chicken population and wipes em out... pigeons are next in line for the dinner plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can train them to fly home to London from Scotland.

Can you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden...

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork.....

Too late it's gone!!

I decided to woman up & remove it ~ gardening gloves, trowel & bag at the ready only to find its vanished without a trace, bizarre

It was delicious.

*burp.

Tasted like chicken.....

If an avian plague ever hits the chicken population and wipes em out... pigeons are next in line for the dinner plate"

I wouldn't eat the wild ones,they taste like shit.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Now now don't be dissing the veteran species of bird they did us a good service in the war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw baby ones the other day, I've never seen baby ones before. Ugly little things but we're cute too if that makes sense lol

G x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Never mind pigeons... it's the fucking bastard seagulls you have to watch out for

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Seagulls - horrid things, not kern on pigeons either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the funniest thread I have ever read XXX

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby

I think pied wagtails are the latest birds to get on the human debris bandwagon. There is one near our local greggs making a fine living out of our bakery castoffs.

They are cute as a two tone button tho so you've got to love em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seagulls are the spawn of the devil

some dimwit is feeding them near me and you can't go outside without the fuckers attacking you.

if only every holiday maker took one home with them..

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Have to say I have friend pigeon when I have my morning fag at work he comes over and coos next to me always makes me smile seeing him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best job I ever had was killing the fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a half eaten one in my garden...

Are you going to finish eating that love????

*stands by with knife and fork.....

Too late it's gone!!

I decided to woman up & remove it ~ gardening gloves, trowel & bag at the ready only to find its vanished without a trace, bizarre

Don't forget to check under your bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG!!

I have another dead pigeon in my garden ~ this time it's headless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG!!

I have another dead pigeon in my garden ~ this time it's headless "

Do you have a pet cat by anychance??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG!!

I have another dead pigeon in my garden ~ this time it's headless

Do you have a pet cat by anychance??"

No but my neighbours do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG!!

I have another dead pigeon in my garden ~ this time it's headless "

Do you have GGHerts cats near by?

As for those saying pigeons are stupid, they have a reaction time about 10 times faster than humans, and if you put them in a dark box, drive them several hundred miles from home and open the box they take about 30 seconds to figure out where home is and can fly there in less time than you can drive back... be afraid

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york


"I have a half eaten one in my garden... "

Couldnt eat the other half huh too full haha

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

Ok so i was at work not that long ago and some one gasped so i had a look to see what was going on out side was a pigeon getting raped by four other pigeons then the started pecking it in the head until it didnt move any more they murder raped this female pigeon for a second i thought they were just gona eat it when they finished fucking but they just flew off i was horrified at first but after had to have a chuckle at how disturbing pigeons can be gross little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so i was at work not that long ago and some one gasped so i had a look to see what was going on out side was a pigeon getting raped by four other pigeons then the started pecking it in the head until it didnt move any more they murder raped this female pigeon for a second i thought they were just gona eat it when they finished fucking but they just flew off i was horrified at first but after had to have a chuckle at how disturbing pigeons can be gross little fuckers"

Murder rape. I don't think I like pigeons anymore.

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By *orrado76Man
over a year ago

Banbury

I'd never recommend anyone eats the city/town common pigeon as they eat the biggest amount of rubbish and have been proven to be disease carriers, mainly from roosting in their own shit on and around buildings. Wood pigeons however are highly sought after by most restaurant chefs as they're seen as the organic fair trade equivalent.

Personally, all pigeons piss me off with their honking cooing noises, shit everywhere and damage to building plus the biggest reason they annoy me as that they hoover up all of the food that our resident and migrant songbirds eat leaving them starving.

Oh, and you find pigeons most commonly pecking at the roads as the gizzard (digestion process in pigeons) uses grit to help grind up the grain/seed/Greggs cast offs they've eaten.

Now that I've successfully managed to bore myself to tears I'll be off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I shit you not there's another one lying dead next to the headless one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I shit you not there's another one lying dead next to the headless one!!!!"

Was it murder raped, do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I shit you not there's another one lying dead next to the headless one!!!!

Was it murder raped, do you think? "

I don't know it's the 3rd one this week!!

I can't clear them up whilst the flies are buzzing around them it makes me feel I'm hoping they'll vanish like the 1st one did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I shit you not there's another one lying dead next to the headless one!!!!

Was it murder raped, do you think?

I don't know it's the 3rd one this week!!

I can't clear them up whilst the flies are buzzing around them it makes me feel I'm hoping they'll vanish like the 1st one did!"

Fixes will take them... but if you start finding dead foxes then you will know they were just put there as bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I shit you not there's another one lying dead next to the headless one!!!!

Was it murder raped, do you think?

I don't know it's the 3rd one this week!!

I can't clear them up whilst the flies are buzzing around them it makes me feel I'm hoping they'll vanish like the 1st one did!

Fixes will take them... but if you start finding dead foxes then you will know they were just put there as bait "

I've had another good look & I think they're possibly baby pigeons that have fallen out of the nest as there are trees above where they're lain.

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By *am-Raider OP   Man
over a year ago

Corby


"OMG!!

I have another dead pigeon in my garden ~ this time it's headless

Do you have GGHerts cats near by?

As for those saying pigeons are stupid, they have a reaction time about 10 times faster than humans, and if you put them in a dark box, drive them several hundred miles from home and open the box they take about 30 seconds to figure out where home is and can fly there in less time than you can drive back... be afraid "

Yeah they can certainly navigate very well. Saw a Horizon on it once. They have a magnetic sensor in their nose that they can use like a rudimentary compass too. Fascinating stuff.

The reaction time thing is questio able tho. I mean you'd think they might be ten times quicker to run the wrong way when you approach in a large noisy vehicle (similar to the last 100 it encountered) but no. Peck peck, "coo" blank look, squish seems to be the usual routine.

(I'm nice...I always avoid them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in Berkshire with a pigeon problem give me a shout

Me and my air rifle will soon deal with them

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